The sixth week of Spring 2003 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 170, and women's high series was bagged by Michelle Tollefson with a 460. As for the men, Steve Robinson snagged this week's high game with a 228, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 577. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Top Guns faced off against When Push Comes To Shove. Although blessed by Pat Searcy with his 577 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against the Shovers. Conversely, David Codding oversaw the Shovers with his 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns remains in 1st place, while the Shovers jump 2 spots to 5th.
On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlers of Mass Destruction couldn't stop inappropriately groping Spanked. Headlined by Corey Weinfurt with his 491 series, Mass Destruction collected 3 wins against Spanked. Concurrently, Bill Krejci called the shots for Spanked with his above-average 520 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlers of Mass Destruction drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Spanked remains in 8th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Canned Crabs spent some quality time with D-Day. Although topped by Eric Lynch with his 488 series, the Crabs got swept by D-Day. As for the opposition, Ken M. Wilson showed off in D-Day with his above-average 547 as they swept the competition. Canned Crabs drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while D-Day moves 1 spot to 2nd.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: The Good Sons celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Hulk Smash!. Led by Steve Robinson with his thrilling 499 series, and supported tremendously by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Michelle Tollefson, the Sons celebrated a clean sweep over the Hulk. On the other half of the score sheet, Carl Goetz guided the Hulk with his 519 despite his team getting swept. The Good Sons remains in 4th place, while the Hulk sinks 1 spot to 6th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (203), Dennis Laube (201), Pat Searcy (218), and Steve Robinson (228)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Tracey Robertson (153, previous best 152). The 228 rolled by Steve Robinson is the new 9th-best men's game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy topped Division 1, while Ken M. Wilson swept Division 2. Shannon Myers claimed victory in Division 3, and Michelle Tollefson eradicated Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz dominates Division 1; Ken M. Wilson runs the show in Division 2; Jason Carpio, Shannon Myers, and Phil Schroeder lead Division 3 in a tie; and Tracey Robertson governs Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 17&18, 7th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 60) will socialize with 6th-place Hulk Smash!. The Crabs are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Hulk is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 19&20, 4th-place The Good Sons (hcp 103) will test their mettle against 2nd-place D-Day. The Sons might perform well, but split the series with D-Day; while D-Day ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Then, over on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction (hcp 37) will roll against 1st-place Top Guns. Mass Destruction will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Top Guns will probably drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 5th-place When Push Comes To Shove will share a couple of pitchers with 8th-place Spanked (hcp 16). The Shovers are predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Spanked is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Top Guns | 17-7 | .708 | 11,779 | n/a |
| 2 | D-Day | 15-9 | .625 | 11,048 | +1 |
| 3 | Bowlers of Mass Destruction | 15-9 | .625 | 10,947 | -1 |
| 4 | The Good Sons | 15-9 | .625 | 8,680 | n/a |
| 5 | When Push Comes To Shove | 10-14 | .417 | 11,422 | +2 |
| 6 | Hulk Smash! | 9-15 | .375 | 10,039 | -1 |
| 7 | Canned Crabs | 8-16 | .333 | 8,578 | -1 |
| 8 | Spanked | 7-17 | .292 | 11,220 | n/a |



