The Spring 2003 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (177) and series (482) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Pat Searcy both tied for this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 611. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: D-Day sparred with Top Guns. Though reinforced by Ken M. Wilson with his 518 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Scott Murdock, D-Day accomplished only 1 win against Top Guns. As for the opposition, #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy oversaw Top Guns with his above-average 599 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder) as his team took the series with 3 wins. D-Day plummets 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Top Guns remain in 2nd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlers of Mass Destruction had a delightful time with The Good Sons. Blessed by Corey Weinfurt with his above-average 522 series, Mass Destruction celebrated a clean sweep over the Sons. On the adjacent lane, Michelle Tollefson commanded the Sons with her above-average 394 despite her team getting swept. Bowlers of Mass Destruction leaps 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while the Sons sink 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: When Push Comes To Shove had some one-on-one time with Canned Crabs. With top billing by David Codding with his 568 series, the Shovers collected 3 wins against the Crabs. While that was going down, Eric Lynch guided the Crabs with his 506 despite his team notching only a single win. When Push Comes To Shove leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Crabs sink 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Hulk Smash! deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Spanked. Topped by Carl Goetz with his above-average 611 series, the Hulk collected 3 wins against Spanked. In the meantime, Thomas Lin laid down the law in Spanked with his 499 despite his team notching only a single win. Hulk Smash! leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Spanked remains in 8th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (223,214), Pat Searcy (207,223), and Thomas Lin (205)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Shannon Myers (157, previous best 155). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Scott Murdock (479, previous best 474).

The 611 rolled by Carl Goetz is tied for the 4th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy ruled Division 1, while Ken M. Wilson dominated Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Phil Schroeder came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Marca Robinson came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz and Pat Searcy call the shots in Division 1 in a tie; Ken M. Wilson tops Division 2; Phil Schroeder runs the show in Division 3; and Marca Robinson dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 8th-place Spanked will tussle with 5th-place The Good Sons (hcp 104). Spanked is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while the Sons are forecast to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 6th-place Hulk Smash! (hcp 50) will test their mettle against 1st-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction. The Hulk might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Mass Destruction ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 4th-place When Push Comes To Shove will spend some quality time with 7th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 135). The Shovers will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Crabs will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place D-Day (hcp 32) will roll against 2nd-place Top Guns. D-Day is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Top Guns are anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Scott Murdock Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Eric's balls were all over the place." Dennis Laube, who seemed far too happy about it.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	22-10	.688	14,748	+2
2	Top Guns	21-11	.656	15,763	n/a
3	D-Day	20-12	.625	14,801	-2
4	When Push Comes To Shove	17-15	.531	15,505	+1
5	The Good Sons	15-17	.469	11,636	-1
6	Hulk Smash!	13-19	.406	13,320	+1
7	Canned Crabs	12-20	.375	11,453	-1
8	Spanked	8-24	.250	14,904	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (11,7, 8, 8, 24, .250, 0, 8)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 611 Pat Searcy - 599 David Codding - 568 Corey Weinfurt - 522 Ken Wilson - 518	Freda Schroeder - 482 Janelle Lamar - 401 Michelle Tollefson - 394 Shannon Myers - 389 Marca Robinson - 379
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 661 Scott Murdock - 654 Pat Searcy - 642 Corey Weinfurt - 615 Dennis Laube - 607	Marca Robinson - 595 Freda Schroeder - 590 Michelle Tollefson - 576 Shannon Myers - 571 Janelle Lamar - 530
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 223 Carl Goetz - 223 (t) Thomas Lin - 205 David Codding - 195 Bill Krejci - 192 Eric Lynch - 191	Freda Schroeder - 177 Michelle Tollefson - 168 Shannon Myers - 157 Marca Robinson - 142 Janelle Lamar - 141
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 239 Scott Murdock - 238 Pat Searcy - 237 Thomas Lin - 235 Bill Krejci - 222	Michelle Tollefson - 228 Shannon Myers - 217 Marca Robinson - 214 Freda Schroeder - 213 Janelle Lamar - 184
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Scott Murdock - 53 Carl Goetz - 44 Thomas Lin - 43 Pat Searcy - 41 Bill Krejci - 30	Michelle Tollefson - 44 Shannon Myers - 33 Marca Robinson - 32 Freda Schroeder - 22

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2003 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Six bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (197) and series (529) for the women, while David Codding earned this week's high game (214) and series (605) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Canned Crabs shared a platter of cheese sticks with Hulk Smash!. Showcasing Eric Lynch with his below-average 440 series, the Crabs collected 3 wins against the Hulk. On the other half of the score sheet, Carl Goetz ruled the Hulk with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Canned Crabs leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Hulk sinks 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: The Good Sons took turns kicking the ball return with D-Day. Although blessed by Marca Robinson with her astounding 406 series, the Sons got swept by D-Day. Meanwhile, Ken M. Wilson dominated D-Day with his below-average 483 (benefitted greatly by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Scott Murdock) as they swept the competition. The Good Sons remains in 4th place, while D-Day moves 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 21 & 22: Bowlers of Mass Destruction spent a romantic evening with Top Guns. With the strength of Jarrod Guthrie with his thrilling 527 series, Mass Destruction collected 3 wins against Top Guns. On the other side, Bob Brunker called the shots for Top Guns with his 534 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlers of Mass Destruction remains in 3rd place, while Top Guns sink 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: When Push Comes To Shove alternated splits with Spanked. Highlighting the skills of David Codding with his above-average 605 series, the Shovers celebrated a clean sweep over Spanked. Countering this, Bill Krejci oversaw Spanked with his 503 despite his team getting swept. When Push Comes To Shove remains in 5th place, while Spanked remains in 8th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (210), David Codding (207,214), and Keith Blay (204)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Keith Blay (204, previous best 186). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Scott Murdock (474, previous best 465), Keith Blay (478, previous best 474), David Codding (605, previous best 587), David Parre (549, previous best 548), Jim Jones (501, previous best 500), and Jarrod Guthrie (527, previous best 494).

Adding to the excitement, the 529 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high series among women.

The 529 rolled by Freda Schroeder is tied for the 5th-best women's series in league history!
The 605 rolled by David Codding is the new 5th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: David Codding creamed Division 1, while Freda Schroeder claimed victory in Division 2. Jarrod Guthrie shut down Division 3, and Scott Murdock eradicated Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann and Ken M. Wilson run the show in Division 2 in a tie; Shannon Myers calls the shots for Division 3; and Marca Robinson holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place D-Day (hcp 30) will challenge 2nd-place Top Guns. D-Day is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Top Guns are forecast to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction will spend some quality time with 4th-place The Good Sons (hcp 97). Mass Destruction might perform well and sweep the series; while the Sons ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 5th-place When Push Comes To Shove will match wits with 6th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 134). The Shovers will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Crabs will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Hulk Smash! (hcp 56) will socialize with 8th-place Spanked. The Hulk is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Spanked is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Scott Murdock Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Scott Murdock Runner Up: David Codding	#1 H2H BOWLER Scott Murdock Runner Up: David Codding
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?" David Parre, failing to recognize the other team's anchor.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	D-Day	19-9	.679	12,953	+1
2	Top Guns	18-10	.643	13,760	-1
3	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	18-10	.643	12,859	n/a
4	The Good Sons	15-13	.536	10,192	n/a
5	When Push Comes To Shove	14-14	.500	13,519	n/a
6	Canned Crabs	11-17	.393	10,031	+1
7	Hulk Smash!	10-18	.357	11,612	-1
8	Spanked	7-21	.250	13,083	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (11,7, 7, 7, 21, .250, 0, 8)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 605 David Parre - 549 Bob Brunker - 534 Carl Goetz - 528 Jarrod Guthrie - 527	Freda Schroeder - 529 Marca Robinson - 406 Janelle Lamar - 403 Tracey Robertson - 342 Shannon Myers - 329
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Scott Murdock - 661 David Codding - 650 Jarrod Guthrie - 644 Jim Jones - 630 David Parre - 630 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 646 Marca Robinson - 636 Tracey Robertson - 543 Janelle Lamar - 527 Shannon Myers - 504
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
David Codding - 214 Carl Goetz - 210 Keith Blay - 204 Jarrod Guthrie - 199 Bob Brunker - 199 (t) David Parre - 195	Freda Schroeder - 197 Marca Robinson - 160 Janelle Lamar - 143 Tracey Robertson - 125 Shannon Myers - 124
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Keith Blay - 253 Jarrod Guthrie - 238 David Codding - 229 Scott Murdock - 227 Carl Goetz - 226 Jim Jones - 226 (t)	Marca Robinson - 236 Freda Schroeder - 236 (t) Tracey Robertson - 192 Janelle Lamar - 184 Shannon Myers - 182
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Keith Blay - 66 Jarrod Guthrie - 48 Scott Murdock - 43 Jim Jones - 37 Jae Cha - 33 Ray Haynes - 33 (t) David Codding - 33 (t)	Marca Robinson - 56 Freda Schroeder - 46 Tracey Robertson - 9

The sixth week of Spring 2003 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 170, and women's high series was bagged by Michelle Tollefson with a 460. As for the men, Steve Robinson snagged this week's high game with a 228, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 577. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Top Guns had a rendezvous with When Push Comes To Shove. In spite of the prowess of Pat Searcy with his 577 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against the Shovers. In the meantime, David Codding showed off in the Shovers with his 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns remains in 1st place, while the Shovers jump 2 spots to 5th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlers of Mass Destruction deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Spanked. Topped by Corey Weinfurt with his 491 series, Mass Destruction collected 3 wins against Spanked. Conversely, Bill Krejci drew the spotlight in Spanked with his above-average 520 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlers of Mass Destruction drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Spanked remains in 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Canned Crabs tussled with D-Day. While headlined by Eric Lynch with his 488 series, the Crabs got swept by D-Day. Concurrently, Ken M. Wilson oversaw D-Day with his above-average 547 as they swept the competition. Canned Crabs drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while D-Day moves 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: The Good Sons did battle with Hulk Smash!. Reinforced by Steve Robinson with his thrilling 499 series, and supported tremendously by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Michelle Tollefson, the Sons celebrated a clean sweep over the Hulk. While that was going down, Carl Goetz commanded the Hulk with his 519 despite his team getting swept. The Good Sons remains in 4th place, while the Hulk sinks 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (203), Dennis Laube (201), Pat Searcy (218), and Steve Robinson (228)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Tracey Robertson (153, previous best 152).

The 228 rolled by Steve Robinson is the new 9th-best men's game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy claimed victory in Division 1, while Ken M. Wilson dominated Division 2. Shannon Myers clobbered Division 3, and Michelle Tollefson walloped Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz calls the shots for Division 1; Ken M. Wilson governs Division 2; Jason Carpio, Shannon Myers, and Phil Schroeder lead Division 3 in a tie; and Tracey Robertson dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 7th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 60) will compete against 6th-place Hulk Smash!. The Crabs are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Hulk is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 4th-place The Good Sons (hcp 103) will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place D-Day. The Sons might perform well, but split the series with D-Day; while D-Day ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction (hcp 37) will face 1st-place Top Guns. Mass Destruction will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Top Guns will probably drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 5th-place When Push Comes To Shove will chill with 8th-place Spanked (hcp 16). The Shovers are predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Spanked is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Michelle Tollefson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Michelle Tollefson Runner Up: Steve Robinson	#1 H2H BOWLER Michelle Tollefson Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I do it at least once a day, usually around 7:00 at night. I just wait till no one is around, then I whip it out. F it." Phil Schroeder, on drinking from his flask after hours.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Top Guns	17-7	.708	11,779	n/a
2	D-Day	15-9	.625	11,048	+1
3	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	15-9	.625	10,947	-1
4	The Good Sons	15-9	.625	8,680	n/a
5	When Push Comes To Shove	10-14	.417	11,422	+2
6	Hulk Smash!	9-15	.375	10,039	-1
7	Canned Crabs	8-16	.333	8,578	-1
8	Spanked	7-17	.292	11,220	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (11,7, 6, 7, 17, .292, 0, 8)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 577 David Codding - 553 Ken Wilson - 547 Demond Robinson - 522 Bill Krejci - 520	Michelle Tollefson - 460 Janelle Lamar - 457 Freda Schroeder - 433 Shannon Myers - 367 Tracey Robertson - 362
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Steve Robinson - 659 Ken Wilson - 623 Bill Krejci - 620 Pat Searcy - 613 Demond Robinson - 610	Michelle Tollefson - 659 Janelle Lamar - 581 Marca Robinson - 570 Tracey Robertson - 566 Freda Schroeder - 545
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Steve Robinson - 228 Pat Searcy - 218 Bill Krejci - 203 Dennis Laube - 201 David Codding - 191	Janelle Lamar - 170 Michelle Tollefson - 164 Freda Schroeder - 161 Tracey Robertson - 153 Shannon Myers - 147
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Steve Robinson - 281 Dennis Laube - 237 Bill Krejci - 236 Pat Searcy - 230 Justin Strelow - 225	Michelle Tollefson - 230 Tracey Robertson - 221 Janelle Lamar - 211 Marca Robinson - 205 Shannon Myers - 204
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Steve Robinson - 95 Dennis Laube - 47 Bill Krejci - 45 Justin Strelow - 37 Pat Searcy - 33	Michelle Tollefson - 47 Tracey Robertson - 38 Marca Robinson - 25 Janelle Lamar - 22 Shannon Myers - 19

The fifth week of Spring 2003 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 174, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 471. As for the men, Pat Searcy snagged this week's high game with a 222, and high series was earned by Bob Brunker with a 616. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Hulk Smash! spent a romantic evening with D-Day. Though reinforced by Carl Goetz with his 538 series, the Hulk accomplished only 1 win against D-Day. In the meantime, Ken M. Wilson laid down the law in D-Day with his above-average 529 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Hulk Smash! drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while D-Day sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Canned Crabs matched wits with The Good Sons. In spite of top-billing by Eric Lynch with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 442 series, the Crabs accomplished only 1 win against the Sons. On the adjacent lane, Steve Robinson shined in the Sons with his 405 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Canned Crabs leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Sons move 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: When Push Comes To Shove had a rendezvous with Bowlers of Mass Destruction. Even though highlighted by the skills of David Codding with his 523 series, the Shovers got swept by Mass Destruction. Across the ball return, #1 Power-Ranked Corey Weinfurt ruled Mass Destruction with his staggering 590 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann) as they swept the competition. When Push Comes To Shove drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Mass Destruction moves 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Spanked entered a showdown to the death with Top Guns. Despite being led by Bill Krejci with his above-average 522 series, Spanked got swept by Top Guns. Conversely, Bob Brunker guided Top Guns with his wondrous 616 as they swept the competition. Spanked remains in 8th place, while Top Guns remain in 1st.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (204,215), Corey Weinfurt (219,211), David Codding (204), Ken M. Wilson (212), and Pat Searcy (222)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Corey Weinfurt (219, previous best 201). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Bob Brunker (616, previous best 596), Jason Carpio (538, previous best 501), and Corey Weinfurt (590, previous best 528).

The 616 rolled by Bob Brunker is tied for the 3rd-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bill Krejci ruled Division 1, while Nik Domann whipped Division 2. Jason Carpio conquered Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker tops Division 1; Nik Domann and Eric Lynch call the shots in Division 2 in a tie; Jason Carpio and Phil Schroeder lead Division 3 in a tie; and Tracey Robertson reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Top Guns will chill with 7th-place When Push Comes To Shove (hcp 11). Top Guns are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Shovers are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction (hcp 12) will socialize with 8th-place Spanked. Mass Destruction might perform well and sweep the series; while Spanked ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 98) will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place D-Day. The Crabs will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while D-Day will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 4th-place The Good Sons (hcp 70) will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Hulk Smash!. The Sons are predicted to perform well and win the series; while the Hulk is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nik Domann Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Corey Weinfurt Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER Jason Carpio Runner Up: Bob Brunker
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I've got a handful of fun here today!" Keith Blay, on the goofy moods his teammates were in.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Top Guns	16-4	.800	9,832	n/a
2	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	12-8	.600	9,106	+1
3	D-Day	11-9	.550	9,109	-1
4	The Good Sons	11-9	.550	7,024	+1
5	Hulk Smash!	9-11	.450	8,409	-1
6	Canned Crabs	8-12	.400	7,256	+1
7	When Push Comes To Shove	7-13	.350	9,489	-1
8	Spanked	6-14	.300	9,370	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (11,7, 5, 6, 14, .300, 0, 8)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Bob Brunker - 616 Corey Weinfurt - 590 Pat Searcy - 581 Carl Goetz - 538 Jason Carpio - 538 (t) Ken Wilson - 529	Freda Schroeder - 471 Janelle Lamar - 432 Shannon Myers - 391 Michelle Tollefson - 363 Tracey Robertson - 331
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Corey Weinfurt - 698 Jason Carpio - 684 Bob Brunker - 671 Phil Schroeder - 636 Nik Domann - 636 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 586 Michelle Tollefson - 564 Shannon Myers - 563 Janelle Lamar - 554 Tracey Robertson - 530
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 222 Corey Weinfurt - 219 Bob Brunker - 215 Ken Wilson - 212 David Codding - 204	Janelle Lamar - 174 Freda Schroeder - 168 Michelle Tollefson - 147 Shannon Myers - 141 Marca Robinson - 124
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Corey Weinfurt - 255 Jason Carpio - 239 Ken Wilson - 239 (t) Pat Searcy - 236 Bob Brunker - 233	Janelle Lamar - 214 Michelle Tollefson - 214 (t) Freda Schroeder - 206 Marca Robinson - 200 Shannon Myers - 198
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Corey Weinfurt - 64 Jason Carpio - 52 Ken Wilson - 46 Justin Strelow - 42 Phil Schroeder - 40 Pat Searcy - 40 (t)	Michelle Tollefson - 31 Janelle Lamar - 25 Marca Robinson - 19 Freda Schroeder - 16 Shannon Myers - 13