A stagnated eighth week of Spring 2002 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (156) and series (428) for the women. As for the men, Pat Searcy snagged this week's high game with a 210, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 564. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Team 2 had some one-on-one time with Fab Four. While headlined by Jeff Gragg with his above-average 493 series, Team 2 accomplished only 1 win against Fab Four. Concurrently, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson oversaw Fab Four with his above-average 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 2 remains in 3rd place, while Fab Four remains in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Top Guns faced off against Team 3. Regardless of the star power of Pat Searcy with his 557 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against Team 3. On the flipside, Scott Murdock shined in Team 3 with his 366 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Tracey Robertson) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns remains in 1st place, while Team 3 remains in 4th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Pat Searcy (210)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 2nd-place Fab Four will socialize with 4th-place Team 3. Fab Four is expected to see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages, but split the series with Team 3; while Team 3 is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 3&4, 3rd-place Team 2 will meet with 1st-place Top Guns. Team 2 is predicted to drop their averages like a brick, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tracey Robertson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Angie Betts	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Janelle Lamar, reassuring Nik Domann, who was heading to the men's room.