The Fall 2008 season draws to a close, with Chico's Bail Bonds officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (169) and series (501) for the women, while Kendall Kukowski earned this week's high game (236) and series (587) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds traded lane malfunctions with Ain't No Sh!t. Reinforced by Ken M. Wilson with his below-average 506 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against Ain't No Sh!t. As for the opposition, Kendall Kukowski reigned supreme in Ain't No Sh!t with his 587 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds finish in 1st place, while Ain't No Sh!t go home with 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios matched wits with Bowl Movement. While headlined by Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against Bowl Movement. While that was going down, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Carter Collins laid down the law in Bowl Movement with his terrific 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios close out in 3rd place, while Bowl Movement come out in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels took turns kicking the ball return with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Despite the strength of Freda Schroeder with her 501 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. On the flipside, Will Jeter oversaw Spare The Rod with his 473 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to end in 6th place, while Spare The Rod moves 1 spot to cross the finish line in 5th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Is This Billable? shared a platter of cheese sticks with Dave and the Wingers. Although topped by Ryan Doll with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 392 series, Is This Billable? got swept by the Wingers. . With the Wingers forfeiting, all Is This Billable? needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Is This Billable? complete in 7th place, while the Wingers end up with 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Livin' On A Spare kept stealing sips of beer from WWJB. Demonstrating the prowess of Ben Lee with his above-average 359 series, Livin' On A Spare collected 3 wins against WWJB. . With WWJB forfeiting, all Livin' On A Spare needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Livin' On A Spare 9th place, while WWJB 10th.
Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (221), Cory Chorpenning (203), and Kendall Kukowski (236)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Aubrey Moren (Division 2),
with landing in second place. Aubrey will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Chris Lewis
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Amanda Cox Jeter
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Patty is quite the hooker."
Amanda Cox Jeter, on the curvature of Patty's roll.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Chico's Bail Bonds |
46.5-17.5 |
.727 |
30,885 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Ain't No Sh!t |
39-25 |
.609 |
35,369 |
n/a |
| 3 |
Dios Mios |
38-26 |
.594 |
27,363 |
n/a |
| 4 |
Bowl Movement |
37-27 |
.578 |
24,695 |
n/a |
| 5 |
Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty |
35.5-28.5 |
.555 |
26,742 |
+1 |
| 6 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
34-30 |
.531 |
29,956 |
-1 |
| 7 |
Is This Billable? |
32-32 |
.500 |
27,152 |
n/a |
| 8 |
Dave and the Wingers |
23-41 |
.359 |
19,985 |
n/a |
| 9 |
Livin' On A Spare |
20-44 |
.313 |
22,625 |
n/a |
| 10 |
WWJB |
10-54 |
.156 |
20,806 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (121,18, 16, 10, 54, .156, 0, 10)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16
