The Spring 2007 season draws to a close, with Guttersluts officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (189) and series (527) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Bill Krejci with a 621. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts traded lane malfunctions with Oily Balls. Showcasing #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci and his astonishing 621 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Oily Balls. Simultaneously, Pat Searcy reigned supreme in Oily Balls with his 575 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts end the season in 1st place, while Oily Balls go home with 2nd.
On lanes 17 & 18: X9XX alternated between bowling and dry humping Unstoppabowl. Even though highlighted by the skills of Stefan Miller with his above-average 546 series, X9XX accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. Across the ball return, Cory Chorpenning drew the spotlight in Unstoppabowl with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to close out in 4th place, while Unstoppabowl moves 1 spot to wind up in 3rd.
On lanes 19 & 20: Doll's Balls did battle with Those 4 Bowlers. Demonstrating the prowess of Ryan Doll with his above-average 562 series, Doll's Balls collected 3 wins against 4 Bowlers. While that was going down, Seth Gunderson commanded 4 Bowlers with his above-average 586 despite his team notching only a single win. Doll's Balls complete in 5th place, while 4 Bowlers sink 1 spot to come out in 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: King Pins waged a heated competition against Frickin' Ten Pin. Blessed by John Coleman with his 569 series, King Pins collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. In the meantime, Carl Goetz dominated Ten Pin with his below-average 530 despite his team notching only a single win. King Pins leap 1 spot in the standings to finish in 6th place, while Ten Pin end up with 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn hung out with T.B.D.. Regardless of the star power of James Cholke with his above-average 508 series, Churn and Burn got swept by T.B.D.. Countering this, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker called the shots for T.B.D. with his miraculous 535 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while T.B.D. moves 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (205,200,216), Carl Goetz (212), Duncan Ferber (225), John Coleman (206), John Richardson (206), Phil Schroeder (205), Ryan Doll (220), Seth Gunderson (209,222), Stefan Miller (206), Steve Kiernan (205), and Tyler Hilker (213)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Stefan Miller (Division 2), with Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) landing in second place. Stefan will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Kendall will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Guttersluts | 45.5-18.5 | .711 | 29,254 | n/a |
2 | Oily Balls | 39.5-24.5 | .617 | 32,137 | n/a |
3 | Unstoppabowl | 38.5-25.5 | .602 | 29,368 | +1 |
4 | X9XX | 38-26 | .594 | 31,665 | -1 |
5 | Doll's Balls | 29.5-34.5 | .461 | 27,444 | n/a |
6 | King Pins | 27.5-36.5 | .430 | 26,711 | +1 |
7 | Those 4 Bowlers | 27-37 | .422 | 27,766 | -1 |
8 | Frickin' Ten Pin | 25-39 | .391 | 29,640 | n/a |
9 | T.B.D. | 24.5-39.5 | .383 | 23,898 | +1 |
10 | Churn and Burn | 23-41 | .359 | 25,373 | -1 |