The Spring 2007 season draws to a close, with Guttersluts officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (189) and series (527) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Bill Krejci with a 621. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts entered a showdown to the death with Oily Balls. Reinforced by #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci and his breathtaking 621 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Oily Balls. As for the opposition, Pat Searcy commanded Oily Balls with his 575 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts end the season in 1st place, while Oily Balls wind up in 2nd.
On lanes 17 & 18: X9XX sparred with Unstoppabowl. Although topped by Stefan Miller with his above-average 546 series, X9XX accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. Countering this, Cory Chorpenning oversaw Unstoppabowl with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to finish in 4th place, while Unstoppabowl moves 1 spot to come out in 3rd.
On lanes 19 & 20: Doll's Balls did battle with Those 4 Bowlers. Showcasing Ryan Doll with his above-average 562 series, Doll's Balls collected 3 wins against 4 Bowlers. On the other half of the score sheet, Seth Gunderson showed off in 4 Bowlers with his above-average 586 despite his team notching only a single win. Doll's Balls close out in 5th place, while 4 Bowlers sink 1 spot to cross the finish line in 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: King Pins kept grabbing the balls of Frickin' Ten Pin. Led by John Coleman with his 569 series, King Pins collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. Across the ball return, Carl Goetz took the lead in Ten Pin with his below-average 530 despite his team notching only a single win. King Pins leap 1 spot in the standings to end in 6th place, while Ten Pin go home with 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn alternated between bowling and dry humping T.B.D.. Although blessed by James Cholke with his above-average 508 series, Churn and Burn got swept by T.B.D.. Meanwhile, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker called the shots for T.B.D. with his dramatic 535 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while T.B.D. moves 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (205,200,216), Carl Goetz (212), Duncan Ferber (225), John Coleman (206), John Richardson (206), Phil Schroeder (205), Ryan Doll (220), Seth Gunderson (209,222), Stefan Miller (206), Steve Kiernan (205), and Tyler Hilker (213)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Bill Krejci (621, previous best 595).
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Stefan Miller (Division 2), with Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) landing in second place. Stefan will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Kendall will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Guttersluts | 45.5-18.5 | .711 | 29,254 | n/a |
| 2 | Oily Balls | 39.5-24.5 | .617 | 32,137 | n/a |
| 3 | Unstoppabowl | 38.5-25.5 | .602 | 29,368 | +1 |
| 4 | X9XX | 38-26 | .594 | 31,665 | -1 |
| 5 | Doll's Balls | 29.5-34.5 | .461 | 27,444 | n/a |
| 6 | King Pins | 27.5-36.5 | .430 | 26,711 | +1 |
| 7 | Those 4 Bowlers | 27-37 | .422 | 27,766 | -1 |
| 8 | Frickin' Ten Pin | 25-39 | .391 | 29,640 | n/a |
| 9 | T.B.D. | 24.5-39.5 | .383 | 23,898 | +1 |
| 10 | Churn and Burn | 23-41 | .359 | 25,373 | -1 |
