The Spring 2003 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Four bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (172) and series (496) for the women, while Thomas Lin earned this week's high game (217) and series (593) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: D-Day waged a heated competition against Top Guns. With top billing by Demond Robinson with his 496 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann, D-Day split the series with Top Guns. Across the ball return, Pat Searcy called the shots for Top Guns with his 573 as they matched their opponent in wins. D-Day begins the season in 5th place, while Top Guns get going with 4th.
On lanes 19 & 20: When Push Comes To Shove had some one-on-one time with Canned Crabs. With the strength of Dennis Laube with his 523 series, the Shovers collected 3 wins against the Crabs. Countering this, Eric Lynch drew the spotlight in the Crabs with his 466 despite his team notching only a single win. When Push Comes To Shove gets underway in 2nd place, while the Crabs get rolling in 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Spanked entered a showdown to the death with The Good Sons. Topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Thomas Lin and his 593 series, Spanked celebrated a clean sweep over the Sons. On the other side, Tracey Robertson took the lead in the Sons with her 344 despite her team getting swept. Spanked begins with 1st place, while the Sons commence the season with 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Hulk Smash! alternated splits with Bowlers of Mass Destruction. Notwithstanding the leadership of Carl Goetz with his 534 series, the Hulk accomplished only 1 win against Mass Destruction. Simultaneously, Jarrod Guthrie mastered Mass Destruction with his exceptional 474 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Hulk Smash! starts out in 6th place, while Mass Destruction starts off with 3rd.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: David Codding (200), Dennis Laube (213), Pat Searcy (204), and Thomas Lin (212,217)

The 593 rolled by Thomas Lin is the new 7th-best series in league history!
The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:
DIVISION 1 1. Thomas Lin 2. Pat Searcy 3. Bob Brunker 4. Carl Goetz 5. Dennis Laube 6. Bill Krejci 7. Demond Robinson 8. Janelle Lamar | DIVISION 2 1. David Codding 2. Nik Domann 3. Ken Wilson 4. Jarrod Guthrie 5. Keith Blay 6. Jim Jones 7. Eric Lynch 8. Jason Carpio | DIVISION 3 1. Corey Weinfurt 2. Kevin Myers 3. Justin Strelow 4. Freda Schroeder 5. Shannon Myers 6. Tracey Robertson 7. Michelle Tollefson 8. Phil Schroeder | DIVISION 4 1. Scott Murdock 2. Ray Haynes 3. Jae Cha |
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 17&18, 8th-place The Good Sons (estimated hcp 199) will socialize with 3rd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction. The Sons are expected to dazzling and sweep the series; while Mass Destruction is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 19&20, 1st-place Spanked will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Hulk Smash! (hcp 92). Spanked might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Hulk ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 21&22, 4th-place Top Guns will compete against 7th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 114). Top Guns will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to sweep the series; while the Crabs will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 5th-place D-Day (estimated hcp 27) will roll against 2nd-place When Push Comes To Shove. D-Day is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Shovers are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Spanked | 4-0 | 1.000 | 2,065 | n/a |
2 | When Push Comes To Shove | 3-1 | .750 | 1,851 | n/a |
3 | Bowlers of Mass Destruction | 3-1 | .750 | 1,802 | n/a |
4 | Top Guns | 2-2 | .500 | 1,860 | n/a |
5 | D-Day | 2-2 | .500 | 1,806 | n/a |
6 | Hulk Smash! | 1-3 | .250 | 1,718 | n/a |
7 | Canned Crabs | 1-3 | .250 | 1,430 | n/a |
8 | The Good Sons | 0-4 | .000 | 1,407 | n/a |