By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2002 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. A stagnated third week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (187) and series (472) for the women, while Bob Brunker earned this week's high game (226) and series (596) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Team 2 couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Team 3. Led by Angela Bradford with her astonishing 472 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Deena Slinkard, Team 2 collected 3 wins against Team 3. On the other side, Bill Krejci called the shots for Team 3 with his below-average 453 despite his team notching only a single win. Team 2 remains in 3rd place, while Team 3 remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Fab Four deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Top Guns. While headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his dazzling 525 series, Fab Four accomplished only 1 win against Top Guns. As for the opposition, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Bob Brunker drew the spotlight in Top Guns with his exceptional 596 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Fab Four remains in 1st place, while Top Guns remain in 2nd.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (226), Ken M. Wilson (202), Pat Searcy (201), and Phil Schroeder (225)

New personal high games were set tonight by Phil Schroeder (225, previous best 202) and Bob Brunker (226, previous best 203). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Phil Schroeder (519, previous best 476) and Bob Brunker (596, previous best 553).

The 226 rolled by Bob Brunker is the new 3rd-best men's game in league history!
The 596 rolled by Bob Brunker is the new 3rd-best men's series in league history!

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 4th-place Team 3 will challenge 2nd-place Top Guns (hcp 419). Team 3 is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Top Guns are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 3&4, 3rd-place Team 2 will spend some quality time with 1st-place Fab Four. Team 2 is predicted to see their averages fall off a cliff, but split the series with Fab Four; while Fab Four is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Deena Slinkard Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "So, umm, has anyone heard from Ed?" Angie Betts, wondering what he's been up to.

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Bob Brunker - 596 Pat Searcy - 546 Ken Wilson - 525 Phil Schroeder - 519 Dennis Laube - 463	Angela Bradford - 472 Freda Schroeder - 436 Deena Slinkard - 397 Janelle Lamar - 352 Angie Betts - 330
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Bob Brunker - 692 Phil Schroeder - 677 Ken Wilson - 645 Nik Domann - 589 Pat Searcy - 589 (t)	Angela Bradford - 625 Freda Schroeder - 601 Tracey Robertson - 584 Deena Slinkard - 579 Angie Betts - 548
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Bob Brunker - 226 Phil Schroeder - 225 Ken Wilson - 202 Pat Searcy - 201 Bill Krejci - 192	Angela Bradford - 187 Deena Slinkard - 173 Freda Schroeder - 168 Angie Betts - 147 Janelle Lamar - 126
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 277 Bob Brunker - 258 Ken Wilson - 242 Scott Murdock - 232 Jeff Gragg - 224	Angela Bradford - 238 Deena Slinkard - 233 Freda Schroeder - 223 Angie Betts - 219 Tracey Robertson - 198
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Phil Schroeder - 91 Bob Brunker - 66 Ken Wilson - 52 Scott Murdock - 50 Jeff Gragg - 35 Nik Domann - 35 (t)	Angela Bradford - 51 Deena Slinkard - 49 Angie Betts - 38 Freda Schroeder - 37 Tracey Robertson - 21

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Fab Four	8-4	.667	5,242	n/a
2	Top Guns	7-5	.583	5,751	n/a
3	Team 2	7-5	.583	4,743	n/a
4	Team 3	2-10	.167	4,633	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (17,5, 3, 2, 10, .167, 0, 4)