Chris is a member of the 1st place team Squid Row.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 2 times and earned 1 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 1 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2024

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	Sun Dolphins	5&6	91	156	134	381	556	127
Week 2	It Starts Now!	1&2	138	128	185	451	626	138
Week 3	DB Lenz a Hand	3&4	138	134	136	408	556	137
Week 4	Grumpy Old Men	5&6	161	137	124	422	573	138
Week 5	Schindler's Fists	1&2	117	188	153	458	606	141
Week 6	It Starts Now!	3&4	144	149	159	452	593	142
Week 7	Sun Dolphins	1&2	102	130	145	377	516	140
Week 8	Grumpy Old Men	3&4	(140)	(140)	(140)	420	564	140
Week 9	Schindler's Fists	5&6	148	126	170	444	588	141
Week 10	DB Lenz a Hand	1&2	152	159	116	427	568	141
Week 11	Sun Dolphins	3&4	165	190	148	503	644	144
Week 12	It Starts Now!	5&6	155	159	126	440	574	144
Week 13	DB Lenz a Hand	1&2	177	105	158	440	574	144
Week 14	Grumpy Old Men	3&4	171	120	143	434	568	144
TOTALS			1999	2021	2037	6057	8106	144

Chris Windham made his league debut in the Fall 2021 season.

Having rolled 147 games over the course of 3 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Windham carries a lifetime average of 144.

To date, Chris's highest game shot in league was a 209 bowled in Game #2 during Week #14 of the Fall 2021 session and his highest series in league was the 526 he rolled in Week #13 during the Fall 2021 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 6 time(s) and the runner-up 3 time(s).


Chris has bowled for:
  -Spring 2024: Squid Row   (Avg: 144)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2023: Balderdash   (Avg: 145)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2022: Going, Going, BALD!   (Avg: 141)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2021: Going Going Bald   (Avg: 147)   (My profile for this team)


 

Chris has unlocked the following Spring 2024 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.	Named the #1 Power Ranked Bowler of any week.	Named the Most Valuable Bowler of any week.	Your current position in the league standings.
		Rolled the High Game Handicap at least one week.	Rolled the High Series Handicap at least one week.	Had the Most Pins Over Average at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team.			Your team lost a game by one @#&% pin!	Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.	Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores!	Bested Sweep the Leg, Johnny's Fall 2009 scores!
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
		Huge incremental drops in-between game scores!	Shot well over your average! Increments of 25.

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Chris has been mentioned:

• Squid Row Remains Prime Real Estate (Apr 2nd, 2024) - In the alleys of the eleventh week of Spring 2024, strikes were flying, spares were spared, and emotions were high as bowling fever gripped the lanes! JoAnne Barber dazzled with her remarkable 147 high game and a solid 397 series, continuing her insanely long streak of being the league's top female bowler. Meanwhile, Matthew Taylor flexed his bowling muscles with an impressive 224 high game and a whopping 606 series, leaving the other dangly-bits-possessing league members in awe.
  
  
• Fists Fly to First as the Spring 2024 Season Gets Underway (Jan 23rd, 2024) - Alright my little chickadeess, get ready to roll into the thrilling world of the Spring 2024 bowling season! This 16-week spectacle has kicked off with six teams vying for the elusive due to being non-existent championship trophy. In usual fashion JoAnne Barber led the women with a high game (167) and series (427), while AJ Hofmann handily beat all the men with a high game (211) and series (593). Let's dive into the rest of the heart-pounding action of the first league night!
  
  
• Lead Switch Halfway In (Oct 17th, 2023) - Welcome to the midway point of the thrilling Fall 2023 bowling season! Week 8 brought us some fierce competition, with teams rising and falling like pins on the lanes. And while the action was intense, it was the exceptional performances that stole the spotlight. But the biggest twist is likely the first-place lead change at the last moment of the season's first half! In a league where female bowlers outnumber Gideon Bibles remaining in room 426 of the Magnolia Hotel in Omaha, JoAnne Barber emerged as a shining star, effortlessly claiming this week's high game with a remarkable 137, and a series of 384 for the women. Meanwhile, the men had their own standout performer, as Matthew Taylor blazed a trail with a spectacular high game of 257 and an impressive series total of 639.
  
  
• Sweep-a-Boo! (Oct 3rd, 2023) - This week every match ended in a sweep (in one case by the thinnest of margins), spreading out the win-loss gaps slightly and causing two teams to trade places in the standings. JoAnne Barber unleashed her inner bowling wizardry to seize this week's women's crown from a mob of fierce competitors for that title, capturing the women's high game at a dazzling 141 and a remarkable series of 389. Meanwhile, on the men's side, Nick Kinney, like a bowling demigod, left a trail of fallen pins in his wake, claiming this week's high game with a jaw-dropping 233 and an astonishing series total of 625.
  
  
• Bowl-a-Palooza '23 Kicks Off (Aug 29th, 2023) - Due to shortage of time and me not having been there to see what actually went down, this week's recap (including all imagery) is AI-generated.
  
  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone in between, gather 'round because the Fall 2023 bowling season is officially underway! Six teams have bravely stepped onto the gleaming lanes to battle it out for the most coveted prize in all of bowling: the nonexistent championship trophy. Let's dive headfirst into the glorious chaos that was the league's first night, filled with strikes, spares, and a generous sprinkling of oily balls!
  
  
• Bowling Starts August 29! (Aug 28th, 2023) -
  
  
• Fall 2022 Begins Next Week! (Aug 15th, 2022) -
  
  
• Putting Out Fires, Sweeping Up the Mess (Feb 8th, 2022) - An unusually long-lasting third week of Spring 2022 saw lots of mechanical issues and some major IT issues as both Jacob and Scoot got their activity goals for the day running around putting out fires. Throughout the chaotic night of all sweeps one team climbed in the standings, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (151) and series (435) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (237) and series (633) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details
  
  
• "December 7, 2021. A Championship which will live... in infamy" (Dec 7th, 2021) - After failing to clinch the championship last week, the guys of Going Going Bald got around to it tonight and can now rest easy during our final two weeks. More on them in a minute. This week also saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (123) and series (358) for the women, while James Tott earned this week's high game (255) and series (631) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Week 13 RoboRecap (Nov 30th, 2021) - The thirteenth week of Fall 2021 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (144) and series (372) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (226) and series (600) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Gaining Traction (Oct 19th, 2021) - In this seventh week of Fall 2021 the first-place team widened its already substantial lead slightly, while the second-place team continues doing all it can to remain a contender. And while we saw fewer 200s this week than in recent weeks, scores overall continue their trend toward improving. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (160) and series (417) for the women, while Ben Spencer earned this week's high game (231) and series (584) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  

Chris is currently featured on 3 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Bowlers by Win Percentage (1st)
• Top 25 Bowlers Quickest to 100 Wins (6th)
• Top 25 Bowlers With the Longest Current Attendance (14th)

In addition, teams of which Chris was a member are featured on 2 Top 25 lists:


The good...

• Top 25 Best Win Records of All Time
• Going Going Bald (Fall 2021) - (13th)


• Top 25 Teams of All Time
• Going Going Bald (Fall 2021) - (14th)