Jesse is a member of the 6th place team 3 Pins and a Gutter.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2026

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	Squid Row	1&2	109	85	94	288	537	96
Week 2	Thots & Spares	3&4	112	77	91	280	529	94
Week 3	Hot-n-Ready®	1&2	111	92	108	311	565	97
Week 4	The Queenpins	3&4	82	98	86	266	513	95
Week 5	Walk Offs	1&2	69	90	93	252	504	93
TOTALS			483	442	472	1397	2648	93

Jesse Sauerbrei made his league debut in the Fall 2025 season.

Having rolled 33 games in his GutterAlley career, Sauerbrei carries a lifetime average of 96.

To date, Jesse's highest game shot in league was a 129 bowled in Game #2 during Week #10 of the Fall 2025 session and his highest series in league was the 342 he rolled in Week #10 during the Fall 2025 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).


Jesse has bowled for:
  -Spring 2026: 3 Pins and a Gutter   (Avg: 93)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2025: Gutterly Hopeless   (Avg: 99)   (My profile for this team)


 

Jesse has unlocked the following Spring 2026 achievements...

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Jesse has been mentioned:

• Close Shaves (Feb 24th, 2026) - The fifth week of Spring 2026 detonated like a confetti cannon fired by a clown in oversized bowling shoes: one team clawed their way up the standings ladder while another took a slippery slide down it, and the lanes themselves seemed to gasp between frames. Alotta Tenpin here, reporting from the little table with the Megatouch game, with a breaking update that JoAnne Barber lit the fuse for the women with this week’s high game (137) and high series (376), while the men went full blockbuster mode as Seth Gunderson launched a 224 for high game and Ben Spencer unfurled a mighty 572 for high series. If that sounds like a highlight reel, buckle up. The pins fell, the crowd leaned in, and destiny did that dramatic slow clap thing. Catch every twist, turn, and wobble… then check this week’s bingo results.
  
  
• Mardis Gras Birthday Hogs Keep First Despite Setbacks (Feb 17th, 2026) - Hi, I’m Alotta Tenpin, reporting live from the St. John’s snack bar in the aftermath of another night of Gutter Alley league action, and let me tell you, I have french fry grease on my notebook, marinara sauce in my hair, and even though I got Karlovačko splashed all over my favorite bright blue blazer while I interviewed the first team, forcing me to change outfits, I have absolutely zero regrets. The fourth week of Spring 2026 looked frozen on paper, but the lanes themselves threw on beads and refused to behave. One bowler rolled a new personal best game and I am fairly certain the snack bar fridge rattled in fear. JoAnne Barber calmly claimed the women’s high game (127) and high series (349), while Scott Murdock unleashed a 253 for the men’s high game, and Matthew Taylor stitched together a towering 615 to take the men’s high series. I briefly told someone this was the highest series in alley history (I found out later it is not, but it felt historic), and the Tournament of Champions officially roared to life for 13 weeks of one-on-one drama. The standings refused to budge, but the night itself danced straight into this week’s bingo results.
  
  
• Happy 100 200s, Kinney! (Feb 10th, 2026) - The third week of Spring 2026 blew the doors off the quiet part of the season, with three teams surging up the standings while two others slipped hard on the oil and into regret. Personal milestones fell like stubborn corner pins, and the building buzzed as Dennis Walling uncorked the men’s high game of 268 and high series of 608, while JoAnne Barber carved her name into the night with the women’s high game of 149 and high series of 419. With the Tournament of Champions divisions now locked and one-on-one chaos looming, the league officially crossed from polite competition into open drama. Every strike sounded louder, every spare felt heavier, and every missed pin came with a story attached. Read on for the night’s triumphs and tumbles, then finish the tour by checking this week’s bingo results.
  
  
• Bromances Tested as a Single Pin Shakes the Standings (Feb 3rd, 2026) - The second week of Spring 2026 did not politely tiptoe into the standings; it kicked the door in, tracked lane oil across the floor, and demanded attention. Two teams rode hot streaks straight up the leaderboard, while two others watched gravity do what gravity does best. JoAnne Barber was locked in, claiming this week’s high game (121) and high series (350) for the women, while Seth Gunderson went full inferno with the men’s high game (214) and series (573). Momentum shifted, averages wobbled, friendships were briefly tested, and in the end, a single, lonely pin quietly reshaped the entire standings. Read on for the drama, the heroics, the reconciliations, and then check out this week’s bingo results.
  
  
• Spring 2026 Has Launched (Jan 27th, 2026) - The Spring 2026 season has officially burst out of the gates, with six brave teams embarking on a 16-week quest for the coveted, glittering, and entirely nonexistent championship trophy. Fresh oil patterns, questionable spare shooting, and wildly optimistic preseason expectations collided immediately. Individual fireworks lit up the lanes right away, as JoAnne Barber claimed both the women’s high game (131) and high series (381). On the men’s side, Seth Gunderson uncorked a scorching 214 for high game, while Matthew Taylor flexed early dominance with a league-leading 566 series. The table is set, the nerves are jangling, and the season’s storylines are already taking shape.
  
  
• Spring 2026 Preview (Jan 19th, 2026) - Welcome to the Spring 2026 bowling season! We start bowling on January 27, same location and same time as usual. You can submit roster changes until Monday, January 26 and team names until noon Tuesday, August 27. This season things are shaken up a little more than they've normally, as five people who bowled with us last season are not returning this time.
  
  
• Broken Dreams and Broken Windows (Dec 9th, 2025) - The Fall 2025 season concludes with little fanfare as No! Not Theo! officially secured the championship title a week ago, delivered with the swagger of a team that has spent all season scattering pins and expectations alike. Yet even amid this victory, a strange chill hovered over the bowling alley, for as the first frames of the night were rolling, a startling discovery was made outside: Chris Lenz’s car had been broken into. A smashed window, a disturbed interior, and the unmistakable sense that someone had been where they should not have been. And whoever did it… remains unknown.
  
  
• Let's Talk Turkeys (Nov 25th, 2025) - The fourteenth week of Fall 2025 did not simply arrive; it thundered into the alley like a rogue turkey escaping the carving knife at a very confused family Thanksgiving. By the time the lanes cooled, one team had climbed the standings like a determined relative reaching for the last slice of pie, while another slipped down faster than gravy poured from a cracked ladle. One bowler forged a new personal-best series, two unleashed new personal high games, and the aroma of competition mixed beautifully with the imaginary scent of stuffing and victory. Cat Atwood snatched this week's high women's game (172) and series (407), while Matthew Taylor carved out the men’s high game (231) and series (590). What follows is the full feast of action, drama, joy, and heartbreak — so dig in, and don't forget to check on your Bingo results!
  
  
• It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Hof-Mann! (Nov 18th, 2025) - The thirteenth week of Fall 2025 thundered onto the lanes like a runaway ball hurtling toward a trembling 7–10 split. Two teams clawed their way upward in the standings, two teams spiraled downward in heartbreak, and everyone else clung to their dignity like a bowler trying not to foul on a slick approach. JoAnne Barber unleashed a blistering 143 to seize this week’s high game for the women, and her iron-willed consistency netted her a powerful 378 for the women’s high series. Over on the men’s side, Nick Kinney blasted a 212 to earn the week’s top men’s game, while Matthew Taylor carved through the oil with a gorgeous 570 to secure the high series for the men. Meanwhile, AJ Hofmann cemented his place in league history by winning Most Valuable Bowler once again — now more times than anyone else in the league’s history — proving that some legends just keep stacking titles. And that was only the beginning. What followed was drama, triumph, collapse, glory, and enough emotional turbulence to make the pins file a workplace hazard report. Don't forget to check on your Bingo results.
  
  
• The Standings Stagnation Continues (and is continued until November 11) (Oct 28th, 2025) - A supposedly routine eleventh week of Fall 2025 bowling turned into a tension-soaked stalemate of destiny, with the standings refusing to budge even a single stubborn inch. Yet fate still crowned heroes: JoAnne Barber ignited the night with the women's high game of 154 and a commanding 419 series, while Dennis Walling detonated pins across the lane to seize the men’s high game (218) and series (567). History paused. A hush fell. Then someone yelled "Practice is ending!" and the league chaos continued. Prepare yourself — everything else you need is below, and drama awaits at every approach! And don't forget to check on your Bingo results.
  
  
• Hot 3 on 1 Action (Oct 21st, 2025) - Despite every match ending 3-1, a stagnated tenth week of Fall 2025 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings — like a bowling ball that just ran out of spin. But even in still waters, greatness shines. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (126) and series (357) for the women, proving steady precision can still earn top honors. As for the men, Aaron Barber blasted through the competition to claim this week’s high game with a 214, while the ever-dominant Ian Estey earned high series with a stellar 604. The teams may have stayed in their ranks, but the tension? Sky-high. Read on for the rest of the drama, laughter, and heartbreak that defined Week 10.
  
  
• St. Nick Came Early (Oct 14th, 2025) - With the season now more than halfway through, Week 9 of Fall 2025 delivered thunder, heartbreak, and St. Nick showed up to deliver a new personal best that sent shockwaves through the alley. One team clawed its way up the standings, another tumbled down, and one Nick set a new season and personal record. JoAnne Barber landed this week's high game for the women with a clutch 133, while Cat Atwood’s cool-headed consistency secured the women’s high series with a 358. On the men’s side, Nick Kinney once again proved unstoppable, rolling this week's high game (268) and high series (698)—just two pins shy of a 700. Read on, brave reader, for the full tale of triumph and tragedy!
  
  

Jesse is not currently featured on any of our Top 25 lists.