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Spring 2007, Week 15

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 24 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 15 Robo-RecapThe fifteenth week of Spring 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (187) and series (535) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 626. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: T.B.D. did battle with X9XX. Despite being led by Nik Domann with his 520 series, T.B.D. got swept by X9XX. In the midst of this, Dennis Laube dominated X9XX with his above-average 507 as they swept the competition. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while X9XX remains in 3rd.

week15On lanes 17 & 18: King Pins took turns kicking the ball return with Unstoppabowl. Although blessed by Duncan Ferber with his 548 series, King Pins accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. While that was going down, Kendall Kukowski took the lead in Unstoppabowl with his above-average 487 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Greg Middleton, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. King Pins drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 4th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Guttersluts matched wits with Frickin' Ten Pin. With the strength of John Boren with his above-average 595 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. On the flipside, Carl Goetz mastered Ten Pin with his 550 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while Ten Pin sinks 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Doll's Balls faced off against Churn and Burn. Topped by Ryan Doll with his thrilling 590 series, Doll's Balls celebrated a clean sweep over Churn and Burn. . With Churn and Burn forfeiting, all Doll's Balls needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Doll's Balls leap 4 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Churn and Burn sinks 1 spot to 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Oily Balls had some one-on-one time with Those 4 Bowlers. Featuring #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson and his above-average 626 series, Oily Balls celebrated a clean sweep over 4 Bowlers. Across the ball return, Seth Gunderson called the shots for 4 Bowlers with his 538 despite his team getting swept. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while 4 Bowlers sink 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (202,221), Carl Goetz (237), Duncan Ferber (227), Greg Middleton (223), John Boren (232), John Richardson (213), Ken M. Wilson (204,236), Nik Domann (216), Ryan Doll (225), Scott Murdock (203), and Seth Gunderson (210)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Greg Middleton (223, previous best 186). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Chris Lewis (502, previous best 498).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson walloped Division 1, while Freda Schroeder shut down Division 2. Chris Lewis got the better of Division 3, and Andee Weinfurt made quick work of Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize!

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 48) will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Oily Balls. Guttersluts are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place X9XX will compete against 4th-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 56). X9XX might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 3) will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Those 4 Bowlers. Doll's Balls will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 4 Bowlers will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place King Pins (hcp 77) will battle 8th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. King Pins might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Ten Pin; while Ten Pin ought to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Churn and Burn will chill with 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 33). Churn and Burn is predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while T.B.D. is anticipated to drop their average a bit while endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Greg Middleton
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Greg Middleton
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ken M. Wilson
Runner Up:
Angela Bradford

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea."

Tyler Hilker, always with an excuse for a crappy game.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 42.5-17.5 .708 27,387 n/a
2 Oily Balls 38.5-21.5 .642 30,162 n/a
3 X9XX 37-23 .617 29,659 n/a
4 Unstoppabowl 35.5-24.5 .592 27,502 n/a
5 Doll's Balls 26.5-33.5 .442 25,619 +4
6 Those 4 Bowlers 26-34 .433 25,974 -1
7 King Pins 24.5-35.5 .408 24,874 -1
8 Frickin' Ten Pin 24-36 .400 27,821 -1
9 Churn and Burn 23-37 .383 23,661 -1
10 T.B.D. 20.5-39.5 .342 21,981 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 15
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 626
John Boren - 595
Ryan Doll - 590
Carl Goetz - 550
Duncan Ferber - 548
Angela Bradford - 535
Freda Schroeder - 475
Andee Weinfurt - 426
Deena Slinkard - 401
Ginger O'Reilly - 318
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Greg Middleton - 671
Ryan Doll - 669
Ken Wilson - 669 (t)
Chris Lewis - 648
John Richardson - 630
Angela Bradford - 640
Andee Weinfurt - 591
Freda Schroeder - 585
Deena Slinkard - 552
Sarah Buchanan - 538
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 237
Ken Wilson - 236
John Boren - 232
Duncan Ferber - 227
Ryan Doll - 225
Angela Bradford - 187
Freda Schroeder - 166
Andee Weinfurt - 154
Deena Slinkard - 140
Sarah Buchanan - 126
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Greg Middleton - 288
Ryan Doll - 251
Ken Wilson - 250
John Richardson - 249
Scott Murdock - 248
Angela Bradford - 222
Andee Weinfurt - 209
Sarah Buchanan - 207
Freda Schroeder - 202
Ginger O'Reilly - 196
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Greg Middleton - 105
Scott Murdock - 60
John Richardson - 58
Ryan Doll - 58 (t)
Ken Wilson - 54
Chris Lewis - 51
Angela Bradford - 31
Sarah Buchanan - 28
Andee Weinfurt - 23
Ginger O'Reilly - 14
Freda Schroeder - 12

Spring 2007, Week 14

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 17 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 14 Robo-RecapThe fourteenth week of Spring 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (182) and series (517) for the women. As for the men, Kendall Kukowski snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by John Boren with a 588. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Doll's Balls matched wits with Unstoppabowl. While headlined by #1 Head-to-Head John Richardson and his above-average 526 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. Conversely, Kendall Kukowski oversaw Unstoppabowl with his miraculous 528 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls plummet 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 4th.

An irritated Kody waits for Russell to bowl.On lanes 17 & 18: T.B.D. took turns kicking the ball return with Frickin' Ten Pin. In spite of the prowess of Steve Kiernan with his 534 series, T.B.D. accomplished only 1 win against Ten Pin. On the flipside, Carl Goetz showed off in Ten Pin with his 574 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Ten Pin jumps 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Oily Balls shared a platter of cheese sticks with King Pins. Highlighting the skills of Ken M. Wilson with his 541 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Deena Slinkard, Oily Balls collected 3 wins against King Pins. While that was going down, Duncan Ferber shined in King Pins with his 545 despite his team notching only a single win. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while King Pins remain in 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Guttersluts traded lane malfunctions with Those 4 Bowlers. With the strength of John Boren with his above-average 588 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against 4 Bowlers. Simultaneously, Seth Gunderson commanded 4 Bowlers with his below-average 494 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: X9XX waged a heated competition against Churn and Burn. Blessed by Stefan Miller with his 524 series, X9XX split the series with Churn and Burn. Across the ball return, James Cholke drew the spotlight in Churn and Burn with his above-average 510 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jamie Gibson) as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX remains in 3rd place, while Churn and Burn remains in 8th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (221), Duncan Ferber (212), John Boren (200,220), Ken M. Wilson (203), Kendall Kukowski (236), Phil Schroeder (207), and Steve Kiernan (201)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren got the better of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though James Cholke came closest). John Richardson creamed Division 3, and Shaun Crockett decimated Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Ken M. Wilson (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: John Boren calls the shots Division 1; Seth Gunderson reigns over Division 2; John Richardson leads Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 15&16, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 119) will roll against 3rd-place X9XX. T.B.D. is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while X9XX is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 6th-place King Pins (hcp 68) will battle 4th-place Unstoppabowl. King Pins might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 8) will meet with 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. Guttersluts will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Ten Pin will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 9th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 8) will chill with 8th-place Churn and Burn. Doll's Balls might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Churn and Burn ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Oily Balls will hang out with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 73). Oily Balls are predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with 4 Bowlers; while 4 Bowlers are anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Jamie Gibson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Deena Slinkard
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Richardson
Runner Up:
Deena Slinkard

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"The faster I go, the harder it gets."

Ken Wilson, contemplating slowing down the pace a little.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 39.5-16.5 .705 25,622 n/a
2 Oily Balls 34.5-21.5 .616 28,033 n/a
3 X9XX 33-23 .589 27,584 n/a
4 Unstoppabowl 32.5-23.5 .580 25,663 n/a
5 Those 4 Bowlers 26-30 .464 24,163 n/a
6 King Pins 23.5-32.5 .420 23,278 n/a
7 Frickin' Ten Pin 23-33 .411 26,036 +2
8 Churn and Burn 23-33 .411 23,661 n/a
9 Doll's Balls 22.5-33.5 .402 23,670 -2
10 T.B.D. 20.5-35.5 .366 20,346 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 588
Carl Goetz - 574
Duncan Ferber - 545
Ken Wilson - 541
Steve Kiernan - 534
Angela Bradford - 517
Deena Slinkard - 480
Freda Schroeder - 459
Andee Weinfurt - 382
Ariel Waldman - 370
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 660
John Richardson - 638
John Boren - 621
Justin Comfort - 614
James Cholke - 606
Deena Slinkard - 636
Angela Bradford - 625
Ariel Waldman - 588
Jamie Gibson - 587
Freda Schroeder - 567
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Kendall Kukowski - 236
Carl Goetz - 221
John Boren - 220
Duncan Ferber - 212
Phil Schroeder - 207
Angela Bradford - 182
Deena Slinkard - 175
Freda Schroeder - 172
Andee Weinfurt - 156
Ariel Waldman - 127
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 280
Justin Comfort - 241
Phil Schroeder - 235
John Boren - 231
Carl Goetz - 229
Scott Murdock - 229 (t)
Deena Slinkard - 227
Angela Bradford - 218
Andee Weinfurt - 211
Freda Schroeder - 208
Jamie Gibson - 201
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Kendall Kukowski - 91
Justin Comfort - 57
Greg Middleton - 43
Phil Schroeder - 42
Scott Murdock - 41
Deena Slinkard - 40
Angela Bradford - 27
Andee Weinfurt - 25
Jamie Gibson - 21
Ariel Waldman - 18

Spring 2007, Week 13

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 10 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 13 Robo-RecapThe thirteenth week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (222) and series (510) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 263, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 659. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn alternated between bowling and dry humping King Pins. In spite of top-billing by Jason Carpio with his below-average 489 series, Churn and Burn accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. Meanwhile, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Duncan Ferber called the shots for King Pins with his fantastic 646 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 6th.

week13On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts had a rendezvous with X9XX. Even though highlighted by the skills of Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Guttersluts got swept by X9XX. On the other half of the score sheet, Don Glasscock took the lead in X9XX with his 659 as they swept the competition. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Unstoppabowl faced off against Those 4 Bowlers. Headlined by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 596 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Unstoppabowl split the series with 4 Bowlers. As for the opposition, Seth Gunderson dominated 4 Bowlers with his above-average 557 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls chucked gutter balls with Frickin' Ten Pin. Reinforced by Pat Searcy with his 569 series, Oily Balls split the series with Ten Pin. In the meantime, Carl Goetz commanded Ten Pin with his above-average 619 as they matched their opponent in wins. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while Ten Pin remains in 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: T.B.D. waged a heated competition against Doll's Balls. Topped by Steve Kiernan with his above-average 598 series, T.B.D. celebrated a clean sweep over Doll's Balls. Across the ball return, John Richardson laid down the law in Doll's Balls with his marvelous 527 despite his team getting swept. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Doll's Balls sink 1 spot to 7th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (222), Carl Goetz (216,225), Cory Chorpenning (247), Don Glasscock (223,213,223), Duncan Ferber (263,210), Freda Schroeder (201), John Richardson (200), Nik Domann (203), Rich DeYoung (200), Seth Gunderson (213), Stefan Miller (208), and Steve Kiernan (232,207)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber routed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and Kendall Kukowski vanquished Division 4. Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) triumphed over his enemies in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren tops Division 1; Seth Gunderson reigns over Division 2; Dave Hickerson calls the shots Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 29) will chuck some balls with 4th-place Unstoppabowl. Doll's Balls are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Unstoppabowl is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 66) will socialize with 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. T.B.D. might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Ten Pin ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Oily Balls will match wits with 6th-place King Pins (hcp 115). Oily Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while King Pins will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Guttersluts will spend some quality time with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 29). Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with 4 Bowlers; while 4 Bowlers ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place X9XX will battle 8th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 88). X9XX is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Churn and Burn is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
Tyler Hilker

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Duncan Ferber

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I tried to ignore it, but my gaze was constantly drawn to Daniel's dead wood."

Shaun Crockett, wishing someone would come get it off. (The lane.)

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 36.5-15.5 .702 23,678 n/a
2 Oily Balls 31.5-20.5 .606 26,006 n/a
3 X9XX 31-21 .596 25,549 +1
4 Unstoppabowl 29.5-22.5 .567 23,827 -1
5 Those 4 Bowlers 25-27 .481 22,434 n/a
6 King Pins 22.5-29.5 .433 21,714 +2
7 Doll's Balls 21.5-30.5 .413 21,964 -1
8 Churn and Burn 21-31 .404 22,002 -1
9 Frickin' Ten Pin 20-32 .385 24,156 n/a
10 T.B.D. 19.5-32.5 .375 18,607 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 13
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 659
Duncan Ferber - 646
Carl Goetz - 619
Steve Kiernan - 598
Cory Chorpenning - 596
Angela Bradford - 510
Freda Schroeder - 500
Deena Slinkard - 432
Andee Weinfurt - 407
Sara Bryant - 386
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 691
Don Glasscock - 659
Tyler Hilker - 655
Kendall Kukowski - 648
Carl Goetz - 647
Stefan Miller - 647 (t)
John Richardson - 647 (t)
Angela Bradford - 620
Freda Schroeder - 610
Deena Slinkard - 590
Jamie Gibson - 576
Emily Austin - 575
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 263
Cory Chorpenning - 247
Steve Kiernan - 232
Carl Goetz - 225
Don Glasscock - 223
Angela Bradford - 222
Freda Schroeder - 201
Deena Slinkard - 168
Andee Weinfurt - 155
Sara Bryant - 140
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 278
Cory Chorpenning - 255
Steve Kiernan - 244
John Richardson - 240
Stefan Miller - 235
Angela Bradford - 258
Freda Schroeder - 237
Deena Slinkard - 220
Andee Weinfurt - 210
Jamie Gibson - 201
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Duncan Ferber - 82
Cory Chorpenning - 58
John Richardson - 50
Steve Kiernan - 48
Kris Hiestand - 47
Angela Bradford - 68
Freda Schroeder - 47
Deena Slinkard - 34
Andee Weinfurt - 24
Jamie Gibson - 23

Spring 2007, Week 12

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 3 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 12 Robo-RecapThe tweltfh week of Spring 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (172) and series (473) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (238) and series (630) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: X9XX spent a romantic evening with Oily Balls. Even though highlighted by the skills of Don Glasscock with his 630 series, X9XX accomplished only 1 win against Oily Balls. While that was going down, Ken M. Wilson shined in Oily Balls with his 533 as his team took the series with 3 wins. X9XX remains in 4th place, while Oily Balls remain in 2nd.

Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.On lanes 17 & 18: Those 4 Bowlers couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Churn and Burn. Notwithstanding the leadership of Seth Gunderson with his below-average 470 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Churn and Burn. In the meantime, Jason Carpio drew the spotlight in Churn and Burn with his 506 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Churn and Burn moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Doll's Balls shared a few beers with Guttersluts. Demonstrating the prowess of Ryan Doll with his above-average 547 series, Doll's Balls split the series with Guttersluts. Simultaneously, John Boren reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his below-average 537 as they matched their opponent in wins. Doll's Balls remains in 6th place, while Guttersluts remain in 1st.

On lanes 21 & 22: King Pins took turns kicking the ball return with T.B.D.. Despite being led by Duncan Ferber with his above-average 576 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Daniel Bolton, King Pins managed only 1.5 wins against T.B.D.. On the adjacent lane, Nik Domann commanded T.B.D. with his 537 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Daniel Bolton) as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. King Pins drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while T.B.D. remains in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Frickin' Ten Pin alternated between bowling and dry humping Unstoppabowl. Starring Carl Goetz with his 553 series, Ten Pin collected 3 wins against Unstoppabowl. As for the opposition, Cory Chorpenning mastered Unstoppabowl with his 564 despite his team notching only a single win. Frickin' Ten Pin remains in 9th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 3rd.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (208,222), Cory Chorpenning (204,203), Don Glasscock (238), Duncan Ferber (219), Jason Carpio (201), John Boren (218), John Coleman (206), Ken M. Wilson (218), Nik Domann (200), Phil Schroeder (204), and Ryan Doll (200)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson rolled his ass to the top of Division 1, while Phil Schroeder eradicated Division 2. David Parre routed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Middleton came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: John Boren is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Seth Gunderson leads Division 2; Dave Hickerson calls the shots Division 3; and Daniel Bolton governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Churn and Burn will hang out with 8th-place King Pins (hcp 45). Churn and Burn is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with King Pins; while King Pins are forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 56) will face 4th-place X9XX. Guttersluts might roll a little low and get swept; while X9XX ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Unstoppabowl will chuck some balls with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 28). Unstoppabowl will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 4 Bowlers will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Oily Balls will share a couple of pitchers with 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin (hcp 34). Oily Balls might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Ten Pin; while Ten Pin ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 28) will roll against 6th-place Doll's Balls. T.B.D. is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Doll's Balls are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Daniel Bolton
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Tyler Hilker
Runner Up:
Daniel Bolton

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Tyler Hilker
Runner Up:
Daniel Bolton

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax..."

Ginger O'Reilly, on her recent conversion.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 36.5-11.5 .760 21,953 n/a
2 Oily Balls 29.5-18.5 .615 23,937 n/a
3 Unstoppabowl 27.5-20.5 .573 21,866 n/a
4 X9XX 27-21 .563 23,331 n/a
5 Those 4 Bowlers 23-25 .479 20,601 n/a
6 Doll's Balls 21.5-26.5 .448 20,361 n/a
7 Churn and Burn 20-28 .417 20,438 +1
8 King Pins 19.5-28.5 .406 20,082 -1
9 Frickin' Ten Pin 18-30 .375 22,238 n/a
10 T.B.D. 15.5-32.5 .323 16,575 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 630
Duncan Ferber - 576
Cory Chorpenning - 564
Carl Goetz - 553
Ryan Doll - 547
Angela Bradford - 473
Freda Schroeder - 428
Deena Slinkard - 404
Sara Bryant - 381
Tracy Rychlewski - 355
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 673
Daniel Bolton - 649
Don Glasscock - 630
Phil Schroeder - 627
Duncan Ferber - 624
Angela Bradford - 585
Ginger O'Reilly - 567
Deena Slinkard - 562
Sara Bryant - 553
Emily Austin - 539
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 238
Carl Goetz - 222
Duncan Ferber - 219
Ken Wilson - 218
John Boren - 218 (t)
John Coleman - 206
Angela Bradford - 172
Deena Slinkard - 164
Ginger O'Reilly - 151
Freda Schroeder - 150
Sara Bryant - 146
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 238
Duncan Ferber - 235
Daniel Bolton - 234
Ken Wilson - 232
Phil Schroeder - 232 (t)
Carl Goetz - 231
Ginger O'Reilly - 223
Deena Slinkard - 216
Angela Bradford - 209
Sara Bryant - 203
Emily Austin - 195
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Daniel Bolton - 52
Tyler Hilker - 42
Duncan Ferber - 39
Phil Schroeder - 39 (t)
Ken Wilson - 36
Carl Goetz - 34
Ginger O'Reilly - 41
Deena Slinkard - 30
Angela Bradford - 19
Sara Bryant - 18
Emily Austin - 13

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