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Spring 2007, Week 14

Posted by BowlingBot April 17, 2007 Spring 2007, Week 14 View Score Sheets

Spring 2007 Week 14 Robo-RecapThe fourteenth week of Spring 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (182) and series (517) for the women. As for the men, Kendall Kukowski snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by John Boren with a 588. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Doll's Balls kept grabbing the balls of Unstoppabowl. While headlined by #1 Head-to-Head John Richardson and his above-average 526 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. In the meantime, Kendall Kukowski ruled Unstoppabowl with his outstanding 528 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls plummet 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 4th.

An irritated Kody waits for Russell to bowl.On lanes 17 & 18: T.B.D. alternated between bowling and dry humping Frickin' Ten Pin. In spite of top-billing by Steve Kiernan with his 534 series, T.B.D. accomplished only 1 win against Ten Pin. On the other half of the score sheet, Carl Goetz oversaw Ten Pin with his 574 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Ten Pin jumps 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Oily Balls had a rendezvous with King Pins. Blessed by Ken M. Wilson with his 541 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Deena Slinkard, Oily Balls collected 3 wins against King Pins. As for the opposition, Duncan Ferber laid down the law in King Pins with his 545 despite his team notching only a single win. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while King Pins remain in 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Guttersluts shared a platter of cheese sticks with Those 4 Bowlers. Led by John Boren with his above-average 588 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against 4 Bowlers. On the flipside, Seth Gunderson reigned supreme in 4 Bowlers with his below-average 494 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: X9XX tussled with Churn and Burn. Highlighting the skills of Stefan Miller with his 524 series, X9XX split the series with Churn and Burn. Simultaneously, James Cholke called the shots for Churn and Burn with his above-average 510 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jamie Gibson) as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX remains in 3rd place, while Churn and Burn remains in 8th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (221), Duncan Ferber (212), John Boren (220,200), Ken M. Wilson (203), Kendall Kukowski (236), Phil Schroeder (207), and Steve Kiernan (201)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren vanquished Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though James Cholke came closest). John Richardson trounced Division 3, and Shaun Crockett cleaned up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Ken M. Wilson (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: John Boren governs Division 1; Seth Gunderson is in the driver's seat in Division 2; John Richardson leads Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski dominates Division 4.


  • First, on lanes 15&16, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 119) will test their mettle against 3rd-place X9XX. T.B.D. is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while X9XX is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 6th-place King Pins (hcp 68) will chuck some balls with 4th-place Unstoppabowl. King Pins might perform well, yet still manage to just barely miss getting swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 8) will challenge 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. Guttersluts will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Ten Pin will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 9th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 8) will hang out with 8th-place Churn and Burn. Doll's Balls might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Churn and Burn ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Oily Balls will face 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 73). Oily Balls are predicted to perform well and win the series; while 4 Bowlers are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)


Jamie Gibson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)


Deena Slinkard
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski


John Richardson
Runner Up:
Deena Slinkard

"I love David's leathery ball bag."

Shaun Crockett, on the rugged texture a well-worn bag.

Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 39.5-16.5 .705 25,622 n/a
2 Oily Balls 34.5-21.5 .616 28,033 n/a
3 X9XX 33-23 .589 27,584 n/a
4 Unstoppabowl 32.5-23.5 .580 25,663 n/a
5 Those 4 Bowlers 26-30 .464 24,163 n/a
6 King Pins 23.5-32.5 .420 23,278 n/a
7 Frickin' Ten Pin 23-33 .411 26,036 +2
8 Churn and Burn 23-33 .411 23,661 n/a
9 Doll's Balls 22.5-33.5 .402 23,670 -2
10 T.B.D. 20.5-35.5 .366 20,346 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 588
Carl Goetz - 574
Duncan Ferber - 545
Ken Wilson - 541
Steve Kiernan - 534
Angela Bradford - 517
Deena Slinkard - 480
Freda Schroeder - 459
Andee Weinfurt - 382
Ariel Waldman - 370
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 660
John Richardson - 638
John Boren - 621
Justin Comfort - 614
James Cholke - 606
Deena Slinkard - 636
Angela Bradford - 625
Ariel Waldman - 588
Jamie Gibson - 587
Freda Schroeder - 567
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Kendall Kukowski - 236
Carl Goetz - 221
John Boren - 220
Duncan Ferber - 212
Phil Schroeder - 207
Angela Bradford - 182
Deena Slinkard - 175
Freda Schroeder - 172
Andee Weinfurt - 156
Ariel Waldman - 127
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 280
Justin Comfort - 241
Phil Schroeder - 235
John Boren - 231
Carl Goetz - 229
Scott Murdock - 229 (t)
Deena Slinkard - 227
Angela Bradford - 218
Andee Weinfurt - 211
Freda Schroeder - 208
Jamie Gibson - 201
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Kendall Kukowski - 91
Justin Comfort - 57
Greg Middleton - 43
Phil Schroeder - 42
Scott Murdock - 41
Deena Slinkard - 40
Angela Bradford - 27
Andee Weinfurt - 25
Jamie Gibson - 21
Ariel Waldman - 18

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