Bowler Profile 

Duncan Ferber
Career High Game:277MVBs:   2
Spring 2007 Season
Career High Series:   676#1 Power Rankings:   2
Titles Won:1#1 Head-to-Head:   3
Debut:Spring 2007
ToC Champ:0 (0 2nd)
Duncan was a member of the 6th place team King Pins.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 1 time and earned 1 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 12 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2007

  Opponent Lanes G1 G2 G3 Series Hdcp. Avg.
Week 1 (Absent)              
Week 2 T.B.D. 19&20 148 211 154 513 582 171
Week 3 Churn and Burn 17&18 209 190 185 584 653 182
Week 4 Oily Balls 15&16 175 206 200 581 624 186
Week 5 Unstoppabowl 23&24 216 181 171 568 601 187
Week 6 X9XX 21&22 139 124 176 439 470 179
Week 7 Guttersluts 17&18 132 165 192 489 539 176
Week 8 Doll's Balls 15&16 199 170 152 521 578 175
Week 9 Those 4 Bowlers 19&20 178 191 244 613 673 179
Week 10 T.B.D. 23&24 223 203 165 591 641 181
Week 11 Frickin' Ten Pin 17&18 156 202 163 521 566 180
Week 12 T.B.D. 21&22 219 165 192 576 624 181
Week 13 Churn and Burn 15&16 173 263 210 646 691 184
Week 14 Oily Balls 19&20 171 162 212 545 583 184
Week 15 Unstoppabowl 17&18 152 227 169 548 586 184
Week 16 Frickin' Ten Pin 21&22 159 225 183 567 605 184
TOTALS 2649 2885 2768 8302 9016 184

Duncan Ferber made his league debut in the Spring 2007 season.

Having rolled 222 games over the course of 6 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Ferber carries a lifetime average of 188.

To date, Duncan's highest game shot in league was a 277 bowled in Game #3 during Week #1 of the Spring 2008 session and his highest series in league was the 676 he rolled in Week #8 during the Fall 2007 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 2 time(s) and the runner-up 3 time(s).

Duncan has bowled for:
  -Spring 2020: F. C. K. D.   (Avg: 195)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2009: Sh!t, Another Season   (Avg: 182)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Ain't No Sh!t   (Avg: 187)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2008: You Don't Know Sh!t   (Avg: 191)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Sh!t, I Don't Know   (Avg: 195)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: King Pins   (Avg: 184)   (My profile for this team)


Duncan has unlocked the following Spring 2007 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25. Your highest series during the season, increments of 25. Named the #1 Power Ranked Bowler of any week. Named the Most Valuable Bowler of any week. Your current position in the league standings.
Rolled the High Game Scratch at least one week. Rolled the High Game Handicap at least one week. Rolled the High Series Handicap at least one week. Had the Most Pins Over Average at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team. Losers! Your team was swept. Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
Your team's longest winning streak this season. Your team's longest losing streak this season. Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores!
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
Huge incremental drops in-between game scores! Shot well over your average! Increments of 25. Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.
A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Duncan has been mentioned:
  • Spring 2020 Coronalicious Recap (May 4th, 2020) - Though we began this season right as the very first coronavirus quarantine went into place (in Wuhan), there were some other things that happened during our bowling season you probably forgot all about. Such as (in no particular order): League legend Pat Searcy passed after a 2-year battle with cancer. Donald Trump's impeachment trial. Wildfires in Australian. Mass anti-US protests in Iraq. Kobe Bryant died. Brexit. The brink of war with Iran. The Chiefs won the Superbowl. We had a parade.

  • A Glitch in the Matrix (Mar 10th, 2020) - The mid-season position round is over, so we're now officially halfway done. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (199) and series (478) for the women, while Demonic Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (249) and series (666) for the men. While first and last place remained unchanged, there was some light mixing throughout all the other positions. Of particular note, F. C. K. D. has pulled themselves out of the bottom half and finally achieved a winning record.

  • Repo Men (Mar 3rd, 2020) - So far this season, Scootylicious was the first team to take possession of First Place, and maintained its care for three weeks. Then last week they sold it to Pin Is King 3. But the King's coffers were empty and this week they defaulted on the loan, prompting the Bank of KLEAN BAWLZ!!1 to call in the loan and repossess the title.

  • The Scootylicious Center of a Scooty-pop (Feb 11th, 2020) - The fourth week of Spring 2020 saw three sets of action involving the number three. Three teams climbed in the standings. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Meanwhile Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (438) for the women. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week's high game with a 280, and high series was earned by Ben Spencer with a 664. The Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • The 11th Frame -- Week 1, Spring 2016 (Jan 28th, 2016) -

  • The 11th Frame Week 13, Spring 2013 (Apr 26th, 2013) -

  • The 11th Frame Week 11, Spring 2013 (Apr 12th, 2013) -

Duncan is currently featured on 16 Top 25 lists:

The good...

In addition, teams of which Duncan was a member are featured on 7 Top 25 lists:

The good...
The not so good...

Duncan's Career Averages By Season (Minimum 12 games required):

Duncan's Career Averages (All):

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