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Spring 2007, Week 12

Posted by BowlingBot April 3, 2007 Spring 2007, Week 12 View Score Sheets

Spring 2007 Week 12 Robo-RecapThe tweltfh week of Spring 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (172) and series (473) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (238) and series (630) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: X9XX tussled with Oily Balls. While headlined by Don Glasscock with his 630 series, X9XX accomplished only 1 win against Oily Balls. Simultaneously, Ken M. Wilson shined in Oily Balls with his 533 as his team took the series with 3 wins. X9XX remains in 4th place, while Oily Balls remain in 2nd.

Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.On lanes 17 & 18: Those 4 Bowlers took turns kicking the ball return with Churn and Burn. Regardless of the star power of Seth Gunderson with his below-average 470 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Churn and Burn. In the midst of this, Jason Carpio ruled Churn and Burn with his 506 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Churn and Burn moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Doll's Balls did battle with Guttersluts. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his above-average 547 series, Doll's Balls split the series with Guttersluts. On the adjacent lane, John Boren called the shots for Guttersluts with his below-average 537 as they matched their opponent in wins. Doll's Balls remains in 6th place, while Guttersluts remain in 1st.

On lanes 21 & 22: King Pins had a delightful time with T.B.D.. Although blessed by Duncan Ferber with his above-average 576 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Daniel Bolton, King Pins managed only 1.5 wins against T.B.D.. As for the opposition, Nik Domann dominated T.B.D. with his 537 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Daniel Bolton) as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. King Pins drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while T.B.D. remains in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Frickin' Ten Pin shared a platter of cheese sticks with Unstoppabowl. Reinforced by Carl Goetz with his 553 series, Ten Pin collected 3 wins against Unstoppabowl. On the other half of the score sheet, Cory Chorpenning showed off in Unstoppabowl with his 564 despite his team notching only a single win. Frickin' Ten Pin remains in 9th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 3rd.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (208,222), Cory Chorpenning (203,204), Don Glasscock (238), Duncan Ferber (219), Jason Carpio (201), John Boren (218), John Coleman (206), Ken M. Wilson (218), Nik Domann (200), Phil Schroeder (204), and Ryan Doll (200)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson spanked Division 1, while Phil Schroeder creamed Division 2. David Parre staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Middleton came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: John Boren holds the reins in Division 1; Seth Gunderson governs Division 2; Dave Hickerson is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Daniel Bolton calls the shots Division 4.


  • First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Churn and Burn will chill with 8th-place King Pins (hcp 45). Churn and Burn is expected to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with King Pins; while King Pins are forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 56) will battle 4th-place X9XX. Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while X9XX ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Unstoppabowl will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 28). Unstoppabowl will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 4 Bowlers will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Oily Balls will meet with 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin (hcp 34). Oily Balls might perform well and win the series; while Ten Pin ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 28) will roll against 6th-place Doll's Balls. T.B.D. is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Doll's Balls are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)


Daniel Bolton
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Tyler Hilker
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Daniel Bolton


Tyler Hilker
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Daniel Bolton

"Does the snack counter take plastic? I need to use my customized Anna Nicole Smith gift card before it expires."

Tyler Hilker, possibly too late.

Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 36.5-11.5 .760 21,953 n/a
2 Oily Balls 29.5-18.5 .615 23,937 n/a
3 Unstoppabowl 27.5-20.5 .573 21,866 n/a
4 X9XX 27-21 .563 23,331 n/a
5 Those 4 Bowlers 23-25 .479 20,601 n/a
6 Doll's Balls 21.5-26.5 .448 20,361 n/a
7 Churn and Burn 20-28 .417 20,438 +1
8 King Pins 19.5-28.5 .406 20,082 -1
9 Frickin' Ten Pin 18-30 .375 22,238 n/a
10 T.B.D. 15.5-32.5 .323 16,575 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 630
Duncan Ferber - 576
Cory Chorpenning - 564
Carl Goetz - 553
Ryan Doll - 547
Angela Bradford - 473
Freda Schroeder - 428
Deena Slinkard - 404
Sara Bryant - 381
Tracy Rychlewski - 355
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 673
Daniel Bolton - 649
Don Glasscock - 630
Phil Schroeder - 627
Duncan Ferber - 624
Angela Bradford - 585
Ginger O'Reilly - 567
Deena Slinkard - 562
Sara Bryant - 553
Emily Austin - 539
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 238
Carl Goetz - 222
Duncan Ferber - 219
Ken Wilson - 218
John Boren - 218 (t)
John Coleman - 206
Angela Bradford - 172
Deena Slinkard - 164
Ginger O'Reilly - 151
Freda Schroeder - 150
Sara Bryant - 146
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 238
Duncan Ferber - 235
Daniel Bolton - 234
Ken Wilson - 232
Phil Schroeder - 232 (t)
Carl Goetz - 231
Ginger O'Reilly - 223
Deena Slinkard - 216
Angela Bradford - 209
Sara Bryant - 203
Emily Austin - 195
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Daniel Bolton - 52
Tyler Hilker - 42
Duncan Ferber - 39
Phil Schroeder - 39 (t)
Ken Wilson - 36
Carl Goetz - 34
Ginger O'Reilly - 41
Deena Slinkard - 30
Angela Bradford - 19
Sara Bryant - 18
Emily Austin - 13

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