Bowler Profile 

Don Glasscock
Career High Game:278MVBs:   0
Spring 2007 Season
Career High Series:   770#1 Power Rankings:   0
Titles Won:0#1 Head-to-Head:   3
Debut:Spring 2007
ToC Champ:0 (0 2nd)
Don was a member of the 4th place team X9XX.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 12 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2007

  Opponent Lanes G1 G2 G3 Series Hdcp. Avg.
Week 1 (Absent)              
Week 2 (Absent)              
Week 3 (Absent)              
Week 4 (Absent)              
Week 5 (Absent)              
Week 6 (Absent)              
Week 7 (Absent)              
Week 8 (Absent)              
Week 9 Doll's Balls 23&24 184 193 226 603 603 201
Week 10 Unstoppabowl 17&18 228 224 225 677 677 213
Week 11 Unstoppabowl 21&22 (213) (213) (213) 639 639 213
Week 12 Oily Balls 15&16 238 193 199 630 630 212
Week 13 Guttersluts 17&18 223 213 223 659 659 214
Week 14 Churn and Burn 23&24 (214) (214) (214) 642 642 214
Week 15 T.B.D. 15&16 (214) (214) (214) 642 642 214
Week 16 Unstoppabowl 17&18 (214) (214) (214) 642 642 214
TOTALS 1728 1678 1728 5134 5134 214

Don Glasscock made his league debut in the Spring 2007 season.

Having rolled 93 games over the course of 3 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Glasscock carries a lifetime average of 217.

To date, Don's highest game shot in league was a 278 bowled in Game #2 during Week #6 of the Spring 2008 session and his highest series in league was the 770 he rolled in Week #6 during the Spring 2008 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 1 time(s).

Don has bowled for:
  -Spring 2008: Sofa King Good   (Avg: 215)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Seefeldt the Glasscock   (Avg: 219)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: X9XX   (Avg: 214)   (My profile for this team)


Don has unlocked the following Spring 2007 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25. Your highest series during the season, increments of 25. Your current position in the league standings.
Rolled the High Game Scratch at least one week. Rolled the High Series Scratch at least one week. Rolled the High Game Handicap at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team. Your team managed to win a game by a single pin.
Defeated the 1st place team
3-1 or 4-0!
Your team's longest winning streak this season. Your team's longest losing streak this season. Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores! Bested Sweep the Leg, Johnny's Fall 2009 scores!
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
You swept the last place team... assholes!
A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Don has been mentioned:
  • Spring 2019 Recap (May 15th, 2019) -

  • For Whom the Bell Tolls (Dec 2nd, 2014) - The Finals lineup is now set for the Fall 2014 season of GutterAlley, our 30th Finals since we started this crazy league back in late 1999. Look how far we have come: in the very first season, it was a rare occurrence if anyone shot a 200 game. Now, we have people that average that on a weekly basis. This season has also seen more 200+ games than ever before, a testament as to how much we've improved over the past decade and a half.

  • Turkeys Galore (Nov 25th, 2014) - Turkeys, turkeys, turkeys...damn, there were a LOT of turkeys thrown during GutterAlley action in Week #14. Currently on pace to see more 200+ games than any other season in league history, twenty-two games of 200+ were thrown by more than a third of the roster this week alone. The top two teams in the league remained tied atop of the heap with The Finals just a hop, skip, and a jump away. Let's do this...

  • Eye on the Prize (Nov 18th, 2014) - GutterAlley action in Week #13 ended with the only two teams that have occupied first place in a tie at 34 wins apiece, potentially setting the stage for a winner-takes-all showdown in the Finals three weeks away. Two other teams, however, remain in striking distance as the Fall 2014 season marches on.

  • Pinterest Pins the Championship (May 13th, 2014) - The Spring 2014 season came to a close with the Finals a mere formality as Pinterest had already wrapped up the championship last week. Congratulations to title winners Jonathan Vigliaturo, Andy McLeod, Ian Goetz, and Seth Gunderson on their impressive run, ending with the 6th best win record in league history. The full recap can be found inside...

  • Fall 2013: And the winner is... (Dec 11th, 2013) - The Fall 2013 Fun Night closed out the season with an awards ceremony announcing the winners of the individual achievements, season favorites, and the newest addition to the GutterAlley Hall of Fame...

  • It's All Over (Dec 4th, 2013) - Despite the Finals having been settled and decided last week, there was still one more night to make great things happen...and Chadwick Andrews did 'em all.Over the course of three games Andrews shot his career high game as well as series, secured his second consecutive night to be named Most Valuable Bowler and #1 Power Ranked Bowler, and concluded his evening by winning the Tournament of Champions. Not too bad of a way to finish one's season, eh?

  • Awards Renamed in Honor of Hall of Famers, Others (Dec 3rd, 2013) -

  • The 11th Frame Week 13, Spring 2013 (Apr 26th, 2013) -

  • The 11th Frame Week 11, Spring 2013 (Apr 12th, 2013) -

  • The 11th Frame - Week 9, Spring 2013 (Mar 28th, 2013) -

  • The 11th Frame: Week 5, Spring 2013 (Feb 21st, 2013) -

Don is currently featured on 22 Top 25 lists:

The good...
The not so good...
The just for fun...

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