The Spring 2009 season draws to a close, with Schlitz For Us, Splits For You officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (192) and series (499) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (226) and series (570) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You entered a showdown to the death with Chico's Bail Bonds. Blessed by Bob Brunker with his 512 series, Schlitz collected 3 wins against Chico's. Concurrently, Ken M. Wilson showed off in Chico's with his 531 despite his team notching only a single win. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You finish in 1st place, while Chico's end up with 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Rule 6B did battle with No Pinheads. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his 490 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder, Rule 6B accomplished only 1 win against No Pinheads. Countering this, Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder guided No Pinheads with his above-average 531 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Rule 6B end in 3rd place, while No Pinheads cros the finish line in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, Another Season chucked gutter balls with WWJB. Starring Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against WWJB. On the other side, Rich Foster drew the spotlight in WWJB with his fantastic 489 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season close out in 5th place, while WWJB come out in 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Turkey Sandwich couldn't stop inappropriately groping Chicks With Balls. Demonstrating the prowess of Zach Frank with his 424 series, Turkey Sandwich collected 3 wins against the Chicks. In the midst of this, Kelly Minihan commanded the Chicks with her stupendous 435 despite her team notching only a single win. Turkey Sandwich complete in 7th place, while the Chicks go home with 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends kept stealing sips of beer from XXX. Notwithstanding the leadership of Drew Eldridge with his above-average 440 series, Wonder Friends accomplished only 1 win against XXX. On the adjacent lane, Rich DeYoung laid down the law in XXX with his 488 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends drop 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while XXX moves 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (203,226)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Ben Wetteborn (487, previous best 450).
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Phil Schroeder (Division 2), with landing in second place. Phil will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Schlitz For Us, Splits For You | 45-19 | .703 | 29,363 | n/a |
| 2 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 41.5-22.5 | .648 | 33,377 | n/a |
| 3 | Rule 6B | 38-26 | .594 | 28,185 | n/a |
| 4 | No Pinheads | 37-27 | .578 | 30,722 | n/a |
| 5 | Sh!t, Another Season | 35-29 | .547 | 32,870 | n/a |
| 6 | WWJB | 28-36 | .438 | 23,058 | n/a |
| 7 | Turkey Sandwich | 26-38 | .406 | 25,636 | n/a |
| 8 | Chicks With Balls | 23-41 | .359 | 24,114 | n/a |
| 9 | XXX | 23-41 | .359 | 22,352 | +1 |
| 10 | Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends | 21.5-42.5 | .336 | 19,783 | -1 |
