The eleventh week of Spring 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Deena Slinkard picked up this week's high game (231) and series (472) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (235) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Those 4 Bowlers alternated between bowling and dry humping Doll's Balls. Though reinforced by Seth Gunderson with his below-average 476 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. While that was going down, Ryan Doll showed off in Doll's Balls with his 503 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Chris Lewis, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 17 & 18: Frickin' Ten Pin hung out with King Pins. In spite of the prowess of Carl Goetz with his above-average 594 series, Ten Pin got swept by King Pins. Concurrently, Duncan Ferber mastered King Pins with his 521 as they swept the competition. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 7th.
On lanes 19 & 20: T.B.D. did battle with Oily Balls. With T.B.D. forfeiting, all Oily Balls needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Pat Searcy ruled Oily Balls with his 604 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Oily Balls jump 2 spots to 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: X9XX entered a showdown to the death with Unstoppabowl. Featuring Stefan Miller with his 515 series, X9XX split the series with Unstoppabowl. On the flipside, Cory Chorpenning dominated Unstoppabowl with his 543 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn shared a few beers with Guttersluts. Notwithstanding the leadership of Jason Carpio with his below-average 481 series, Churn and Burn got swept by Guttersluts. As for the opposition, John Boren took the lead in Guttersluts with his 574 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Guttersluts remain in 1st.
Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (212), Carl Goetz (214), Chris Lewis (214), Cory Chorpenning (226), Deena Slinkard (231), Duncan Ferber (202), Pat Searcy (235), and Seth Gunderson (200)

Adding to the excitement, the 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is this season's new high game among women.
The 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is the new 5th-best women's game in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while Stefan Miller shut down Division 2. Chris Lewis rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and Daniel Bolton made quick work of Division 4. Finally, John Boren (Division 1) got the better of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren reigns over Division 1; Seth Gunderson dominates Division 2; Deena Slinkard holds the reins in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place X9XX will test their mettle against 2nd-place Oily Balls (hcp 18). X9XX is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 2) will chill with 8th-place Churn and Burn. 4 Bowlers might perform well and sweep the series; while Churn and Burn ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 36) will battle 1st-place Guttersluts. Doll's Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts will probably drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place King Pins (hcp 15) will hang out with 10th-place T.B.D.. King Pins might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while T.B.D. ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will challenge 3rd-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 12). Ten Pin is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely lose the series; while Unstoppabowl is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Guttersluts | 34.5-9.5 | .784 | 20,165 | n/a |
2 | Oily Balls | 26.5-17.5 | .602 | 22,002 | +2 |
3 | Unstoppabowl | 26.5-17.5 | .602 | 20,035 | -1 |
4 | X9XX | 26-18 | .591 | 21,348 | -1 |
5 | Those 4 Bowlers | 22-22 | .500 | 18,988 | n/a |
6 | Doll's Balls | 19.5-24.5 | .443 | 18,622 | +1 |
7 | King Pins | 18-26 | .409 | 18,257 | +2 |
8 | Churn and Burn | 17-27 | .386 | 18,739 | -2 |
9 | Frickin' Ten Pin | 15-29 | .341 | 20,363 | -1 |
10 | T.B.D. | 13-31 | .295 | 14,671 | n/a |