The seventh week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (435) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (264) and series (692) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla alternated splits with Cannonbelt Run. Featuring Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson and his remarkable 440 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. Conversely, Seth Gunderson ruled Cannonbelt with his 495 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox spent a romantic evening with Your Mom. Demonstrating the prowess of Will Jeter with his 437 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Your Mom. On the other half of the score sheet, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Your Mom with his 562 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox remains in 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seefeldt the Glasscock entered a showdown to the death with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Although blessed by Don Glasscock with his 692 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. Across the ball return, Duncan Ferber reigned supreme in I Don't Know with his above-average 614 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while I Don't Know remains in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios chucked gutter balls with Bad Newz Kennels. Topped by Bill Krejci with his below-average 543 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the Kennels. While that was going down, Carl Goetz drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his 576 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 2nd place, while the Kennels remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped traded lane malfunctions with Split Happens. Highlighting the skills of Tyler Hilker with his above-average 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Split Happens. As for the opposition, James Long took the lead in Split Happens with his above-average 509 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (226), Carl Goetz (231), Cory Chorpenning (203), Don Glasscock (264,237), Duncan Ferber (236), James Long (214), Ken M. Wilson (201), Nik Domann (203), Ryan Doll (235), and Tyler Hilker (238)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Will Jeter got the better of Division 2. Scott Murdock won Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Duncan Ferber (Division 1) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Brian Henderson (Division 4) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber dominates Division 1; Nik Domann runs the show in Division 2; Phil Schroeder calls the shots for Division 3; and Brian Henderson governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will match wits with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 101). The Kennels are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 155) will compete against 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 88) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Dios Mios. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 105) will tussle with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. The Handicapped might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place The GameCox (hcp 88) will meet with 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The GameCox is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Brian Henderson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Don Glasscock	#1 H2H BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Brian Henderson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hurry and get it in, I don't know how much longer I can hold this up!" Carly Smith-Spydell, to Will Jeter, as they attempted to re-attach a wheel to a bowling bag.