The sixth week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (504) for the women. As for the men, Bill Krejci snagged this week's high game with a 264, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 693. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. In spite of the prowess of Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 547 series, I Don't Know accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the other half of the score sheet, Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri oversaw Split Happens with his phenomenal 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sh!t, I Don't Know drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run took turns kicking the ball return with Dios Mios. Featuring Seth Gunderson with his 518 series, Cannonbelt collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. As for the opposition, Bill Krejci took the lead in Dios Mios with his above-average 651 despite his team notching only a single win. Cannonbelt Run remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox shared a platter of cheese sticks with Seriously Handicapped. With the strength of Jason Carpio with his spectacular 574 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. On the flipside, John Kroenke commanded the Handicapped with his marvelous 403 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla alternated between bowling and dry humping Your Mom. Although blessed by Travis Kleiner with his 401 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll reigned supreme in Your Mom with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seefeldt the Glasscock alternated splits with Bad Newz Kennels. Showcasing Don Glasscock with his above-average 693 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri, the Glasscock celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. Concurrently, Carl Goetz showed off in the Kennels with his 558 despite his team getting swept. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 3rd.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (264), Brian Eye (204,248,222), Carl Goetz (210,202), Cory Chorpenning (201), Don Glasscock (249,225,219), Jason Carpio (208), Ken M. Wilson (212,212), Nick Allegri (209), and Phil Schroeder (231)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Bill Krejci (651, previous best 627). The 264 rolled by Bill Krejci is the new 9th-best game in league history!
The 693 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 9th-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Brian Eye claimed victory in Division 1, while Nick Allegri conquered Division 2. Phil Schroeder creamed Division 3, and Janelle (Laube) Lamar whipped Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Brian Eye, Steve Kiernan, and Duncan Ferber lead Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann leads Division 2; Phil Schroeder holds the reins in Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 104) will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. Ebowla is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place The GameCox will spend some quality time with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 29). The GameCox might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Your Mom ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will challenge 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know (hcp 62). The Glasscock will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while I Don't Know will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 50) will hang out with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 68) will test their mettle against 7th-place Split Happens. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 20-4 | .833 | 13,703 | n/a |
| 2 | Dios Mios | 16-8 | .667 | 10,974 | +1 |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 15-9 | .625 | 11,972 | -1 |
| 4 | Cannonbelt Run | 15-9 | .625 | 11,041 | n/a |
| 5 | The GameCox | 12-12 | .500 | 10,245 | +1 |
| 6 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 11-13 | .458 | 11,641 | -1 |
| 7 | Split Happens | 10-14 | .417 | 10,129 | +1 |
| 8 | Your Mom | 9-15 | .375 | 9,678 | +1 |
| 9 | Ebowla | 9-15 | .375 | 8,693 | -2 |
| 10 | Seriously Handicapped | 3-21 | .125 | 8,626 | n/a |
