The thirteenth week of Spring 2009 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (154) and series (428) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 241, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 584. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB sparred with Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. With the strength of Rich Foster with his 391 series, WWJB collected 3 wins against Wonder Friends. . With Wonder Friends forfeiting, all WWJB needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. WWJB remains in 6th place, while Wonder Friends remain in 8th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Rule 6B shared a few beers with Turkey Sandwich. Blessed by Ryan Doll with his above-average 520 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against Turkey Sandwich. Simultaneously, Jason Carpio mastered Turkey Sandwich with his above-average 576 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Turkey Sandwich remains in 9th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You shared a platter of cheese sticks with Chicks With Balls. With top billing by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Scott Murdock and his astounding 513 series, Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over the Chicks. On the flipside, Janelle (Laube) Lamar laid down the law in the Chicks with her 428 despite her team getting swept. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You remains in 1st place, while the Chicks remain in 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of XXX. Though reinforced by Phil Schroeder with his below-average 433 series, No Pinheads got swept by XXX. Meanwhile, Brandi Spiva guided XXX with her above-average 340 as they swept the competition. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while XXX remains in 10th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sh!t, Another Season spent a romantic evening with Chico's Bail Bonds. In spite of the prowess of Duncan Ferber with his 555 series, Another Season accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. Countering this, David Codding reigned supreme in Chico's with his 584 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sh!t, Another Season remains in 5th place, while Chico's remain in 2nd.
Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Chris Lewis (200), David Codding (201), Duncan Ferber (210), Jason Carpio (241,211), and Ryan Doll (216)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber mopped up Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 2 as it was a complete embarassment. Scott Murdock creamed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Wetteborn came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Phil Schroeder calls the shots Division 2; Scott Murdock leads Division 3; and Deena Slinkard dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will chill with 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 64). Chico's are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Schlitz is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will battle 10th-place XXX (hcp 150). Another Season might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while XXX ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 4th-place No Pinheads will challenge 8th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 117). No Pinheads will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Wonder Friends will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Rule 6B will throw some gutter balls with 7th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 66). Rule 6B might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Chicks ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Turkey Sandwich will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place WWJB (hcp 50). Turkey Sandwich is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
Scott Murdock Runner Up: Jason Carpio
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#1 H2H BOWLER
Scott Murdock Runner Up: David Codding
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I was bowling tonight like I was David's and Emily's love child."
Brandi Spiva, on her parentage. You know, I can kind of see it.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
1 |
Schlitz For Us, Splits For You |
38-14 |
.731 |
23,751 |
n/a |
2 |
Chico's Bail Bonds |
34.5-17.5 |
.663 |
27,006 |
n/a |
3 |
Rule 6B |
30-22 |
.577 |
22,816 |
+1 |
4 |
No Pinheads |
28-24 |
.538 |
25,069 |
-1 |
5 |
Sh!t, Another Season |
25-27 |
.481 |
26,712 |
n/a |
6 |
WWJB |
25-27 |
.481 |
18,565 |
n/a |
7 |
Chicks With Balls |
21-31 |
.404 |
19,654 |
n/a |
8 |
Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends |
19.5-32.5 |
.375 |
17,248 |
n/a |
9 |
Turkey Sandwich |
19-33 |
.365 |
20,586 |
n/a |
10 |
XXX |
19-33 |
.365 |
17,656 |
n/a |
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