The fifth week of Spring 2009 saw five teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (202) and series (538) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 620. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: XXX shared a platter of cheese sticks with Rule 6B. Though featuring Rich DeYoung with his 455 series, XXX accomplished only 1 win against Rule 6B. Across the ball return, Most Valuable Bowler Ryan Doll shined in Rule 6B with his above-average 522 as his team took the series with 3 wins. XXX leaps 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Rule 6B remains in 4th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Turkey Sandwich had a rendezvous with Sh!t, Another Season. Even though highlighted by the skills of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Zach Frank and his thrilling 560 series, Turkey Sandwich got swept by Another Season. In the midst of this, Cory Chorpenning took the lead in Another Season with his 597 as they swept the competition. Turkey Sandwich drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Another Season jumps 2 spots to 5th.
On lanes 23 & 24: WWJB couldn't stop inappropriately groping Chico's Bail Bonds. While headlined by AJ Taylor with his above-average 407 series, WWJB got swept by Chico's. While that was going down, David Codding mastered Chico's with his above-average 620 as they swept the competition. WWJB drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 25 & 26: Chicks With Balls accepted a challenge by No Pinheads. Demonstrating the prowess of Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 451 series, the Chicks collected 3 wins against No Pinheads. On the other half of the score sheet, Aubrey Moren ruled No Pinheads with his 514 despite his team notching only a single win. Chicks With Balls leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while No Pinheads plunge 2 spots to 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Starring Angela Bradford with her above-average 538 series, Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over Wonder Friends. In the meantime, Drew Eldridge reigned supreme in Wonder Friends with his 408 despite his team getting swept. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Wonder Friends plunge 3 spots to 9th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (202), Carl Goetz (234), Cory Chorpenning (212,212), David Codding (205,219), David Parre (214), and Zach Frank (232)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Amy Goodnow (162, previous best 148). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Amy Goodnow (394, previous best 374) and AJ Taylor (407, previous best 403). Angela Bradford earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 202 and 538, respectively.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz crushed Division 1, while Angela Bradford walloped Division 2. Chris Lewis spanked Division 3, and Zach Frank creamed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Deena Slinkard (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber and Carl Goetz dominate Division 1 in a tie; Angela Bradford holds the reins in Division 2; Chris Lewis governs Division 3; and Zach Frank and Deena Slinkard call the shots in Division 4 in a tie.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You will meet with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 128). Schlitz is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while WWJB is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Chicks With Balls will chill with 8th-place XXX (hcp 9). The Chicks might perform well and win the series; while XXX ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 4th-place Rule 6B (hcp 99) will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season. Rule 6B will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Another Season will probably drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Turkey Sandwich will hang out with 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 37). Turkey Sandwich might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Wonder Friends; while Wonder Friends ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place No Pinheads (hcp 33) will roll against 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. No Pinheads are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Schlitz For Us, Splits For You | 15-5 | .750 | 8,942 | +1 |
| 2 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 13-7 | .650 | 10,315 | +1 |
| 3 | No Pinheads | 12-8 | .600 | 9,697 | -2 |
| 4 | Rule 6B | 12-8 | .600 | 8,585 | n/a |
| 5 | Sh!t, Another Season | 10-10 | .500 | 10,391 | +2 |
| 6 | Turkey Sandwich | 9-11 | .450 | 7,783 | -1 |
| 7 | Chicks With Balls | 9-11 | .450 | 7,435 | +1 |
| 8 | XXX | 7-13 | .350 | 7,112 | +2 |
| 9 | Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends | 7-13 | .350 | 6,859 | -3 |
| 10 | WWJB | 6-14 | .300 | 7,068 | -1 |




