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Spring 2009, Week 9

Posted by BowlingBot March 17, 2009 Spring 2009, Week 9 View Score Sheets

Spring 2009 Week 9 Robo-RecapBy now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2009 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (184) and series (513) for the women, while Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (215) and series (598) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB couldn't stop inappropriately groping XXX. Reinforced by AJ Taylor with his 392 series, WWJB celebrated a clean sweep over XXX. . With XXX forfeiting, all WWJB needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. WWJB leaps 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while XXX remains in 10th.

This was done rather often this week by people we wouldn't normally expect.On lanes 21 & 22: Sh!t, Another Season deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Led by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Duncan Ferber and his above-average 598 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against Schlitz. In the midst of this, Angela Bradford drew the spotlight in Schlitz with her above-average 513 despite her team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Schlitz plunges 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends did battle with Chicks With Balls. With the strength of Drew Eldridge with his 384 series, Wonder Friends split the series with the Chicks. In the meantime, Janelle (Laube) Lamar showed off in the Chicks with her 398 as they matched their opponent in wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends drop 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while the Chicks remain in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads had a rendezvous with Rule 6B. Although blessed by Dennis Laube with his 479 series, No Pinheads accomplished only 1 win against Rule 6B. Across the ball return, Brett Schroeder took the lead in Rule 6B with his 443 as his team took the series with 3 wins. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Rule 6B jumps 2 spots to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chico's Bail Bonds spent a romantic evening with Turkey Sandwich. Highlighting the skills of Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 550 series, Chico's split the series with Turkey Sandwich. While that was going down, Jason Carpio ruled Turkey Sandwich with his 526 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Duncan Ferber (215) and Jason Carpio (208)


A new personal high game was set tonight by AJ Taylor (162, previous best 161).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz made quick work of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Angela Bradford came closest). Janelle (Laube) Lamar dominated Division 3, and Deena Slinkard vanquished Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Duncan Ferber (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; Angela Bradford runs the show in Division 2; Chris Lewis governs Division 3; and Deena Slinkard calls the shots Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Rule 6B (hcp 86) will face 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Rule 6B is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 62) will throw some gutter balls with 4th-place Sh!t, Another Season. Schlitz might perform well and win the series; while Another Season ought to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place No Pinheads will roll against 6th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 112). No Pinheads will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Chicks will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich will compete against 8th-place WWJB (hcp 63). Turkey Sandwich might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while WWJB ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 4) will hang out with 10th-place XXX. Wonder Friends are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while XXX is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
Ken Wilson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
Ken M. Wilson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Laube, Freda, and I had a three way that last frame. Err, I mean, we were all three in the gutter. Dammit, you know what I mean!"

Scott Murdock, with whom the seed for the idea has now been planted.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Rule 6B 23-13 .639 15,582 +2
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 22.5-13.5 .625 18,489 n/a
3 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 22-14 .611 16,309 -2
4 Sh!t, Another Season 21-15 .583 18,576 +1
5 No Pinheads 20-16 .556 17,537 -1
6 Chicks With Balls 19-17 .528 13,595 n/a
7 Turkey Sandwich 16-20 .444 14,371 n/a
8 WWJB 14-22 .389 12,776 +1
9 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 13.5-22.5 .375 12,720 -1
10 XXX 9-27 .250 11,653 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 9
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 598
Ken Wilson - 550
David Codding - 541
Carl Goetz - 526
Jason Carpio - 526 (t)
Cory Chorpenning - 511
Angela Bradford - 513
Freda Schroeder - 462
Deena Slinkard - 431
Janelle Lamar - 398
Kelly Minihan - 371
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 650
Ken Wilson - 619
Zach Frank - 596
David Parre - 586
Eric Summers - 585
Rob Kaszuba - 585 (t)
Angela Bradford - 611
Amy Goodnow - 601
Deena Slinkard - 596
Amber Kollman - 578
Freda Schroeder - 560
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 215
Jason Carpio - 208
Carl Goetz - 198
Ken Wilson - 192
David Codding - 191
Angela Bradford - 184
Freda Schroeder - 165
Deena Slinkard - 159
Janelle Lamar - 144
Sarah Sauer - 140
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 232
Zach Frank - 226
Brett Schroeder - 226 (t)
Jason Carpio - 224
Eric Summers - 221
Angela Bradford - 216
Deena Slinkard - 214
Amber Kollman - 213
Amy Goodnow - 212
Amanda Zahnweh - 205
Sarah Sauer - 205 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Eric Summers - 41
Brett Schroeder - 38
Duncan Ferber - 37
Zach Frank - 37 (t)
Rich Foster - 34
AJ Taylor - 34 (t)
Jason Carpio - 29
Amber Kollman - 35
Amy Goodnow - 33
Deena Slinkard - 28
Angela Bradford - 25
Amanda Zahnweh - 23


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