By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2007 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (183) and series (498) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (268) and series (664) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens alternated between bowling and dry humping Dios Mios. Featuring James Long with his spectacular 544 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Meanwhile, John Boren drew the spotlight in Dios Mios with his above-average 603 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seriously Handicapped did battle with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Despite the strength of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Tyler Hilker and his thrilling 625 series, the Handicapped got swept by I Don't Know. Conversely, Cory Chorpenning commanded I Don't Know with his above-average 630 as they swept the competition. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while I Don't Know remains in 5th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Your Mom had a delightful time with Cannonbelt Run. Although blessed by Ryan Doll with his 507 series, Your Mom got swept by Cannonbelt. In the midst of this, Seth Gunderson called the shots for Cannonbelt with his 525 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as they swept the competition. Your Mom remains in 9th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Seefeldt the Glasscock kept stealing sips of beer from The GameCox. With top billing by Don Glasscock with his 664 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against the GameCox. On the other half of the score sheet, Janelle (Laube) Lamar reigned supreme in the GameCox with her 397 despite her team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bad Newz Kennels spent some quality time with Ebowla. Showcasing Carl Goetz with his 578 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Ebowla. While that was going down, Brian Henderson showed off in Ebowla with his marvelous 428 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 3rd place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (218), Brian Eye (221), Carl Goetz (201), Cory Chorpenning (209,233), David Parre (223), Dennis Laube (204), Don Glasscock (268,221), Duncan Ferber (222), John Boren (209,212), Seth Gunderson (201), and Tyler Hilker (230,210)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (452, previous best 449). The 268 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 5th-best game in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though James Long came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Kendall Kukowski came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Travis Kleiner and Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) whipped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, David Parre (Division 3) whipped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker lead Division 2 in a tie; David Parre governs Division 3; and Travis Kleiner calls the shots Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will test their mettle against 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 109). The Glasscock is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will tussle with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 36). The Kennels might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Cannonbelt ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will hang out with 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 97). I Don't Know will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place The GameCox will throw some gutter balls with 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 54). The GameCox might perform well, but split the series with Ebowla; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Your Mom will chill with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 30). Your Mom is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Handicapped; while the Handicapped is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 25-11 | .694 | 20,326 | +1 |
| 2 | Dios Mios | 24-12 | .667 | 16,776 | -1 |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 23-13 | .639 | 17,872 | n/a |
| 4 | Cannonbelt Run | 23-13 | .639 | 16,501 | n/a |
| 5 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 22-14 | .611 | 18,176 | n/a |
| 6 | Split Happens | 17-19 | .472 | 15,460 | +1 |
| 7 | The GameCox | 16-20 | .444 | 15,418 | -1 |
| 8 | Ebowla | 13-23 | .361 | 13,123 | n/a |
| 9 | Your Mom | 10-26 | .278 | 14,268 | n/a |
| 10 | Seriously Handicapped | 7-29 | .194 | 13,200 | n/a |
