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Spring 2007, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot February 13, 2007 Spring 2007, Week 5 View Score Sheets

Spring 2007 Week 5 Robo-RecapThe fifth week of Spring 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (541) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (247) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Frickin' Ten Pin accepted a challenge by Guttersluts. Headlined by Carl Goetz with his above-average 584 series, Ten Pin celebrated a clean sweep over Guttersluts. Conversely, Bill Krejci shined in Guttersluts with his above-average 581 despite his team getting swept. Frickin' Ten Pin leaps 4 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Guttersluts plunge 2 spots to 3rd.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 17 & 18: X9XX had some one-on-one time with T.B.D.. With top billing by Dennis Laube with his 519 series, X9XX split the series with T.B.D.. As for the opposition, Steve Kiernan dominated T.B.D. with his below-average 541 as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX remains in 4th place, while T.B.D. remains in 6th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Churn and Burn did battle with Doll's Balls. Featuring Jason Carpio with his above-average 524 series, Churn and Burn collected 3 wins against Doll's Balls. In the meantime, Ryan Doll guided Doll's Balls with his below-average 462 despite his team notching only a single win. Churn and Burn leaps 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Doll's Balls plunge 2 spots to 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Those 4 Bowlers faced off against Oily Balls. Regardless of the star power of Seth Gunderson with his above-average 530 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Oily Balls. Meanwhile, Pat Searcy ruled Oily Balls with his above-average 603 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers plummet 3 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Oily Balls remain in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Unstoppabowl shared a platter of cheese sticks with King Pins. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning and his above-average 648 series, assisted by #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning, Unstoppabowl celebrated a clean sweep over King Pins. Across the ball return, John Coleman laid down the law in King Pins with his exceptional 606 despite his team getting swept. Unstoppabowl leaps 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Carl Goetz (223,200), Cory Chorpenning (247,201,200), Dennis Laube (215), Duncan Ferber (216), Jason Carpio (211), John Coleman (233), Ken M. Wilson (209), Kendall Kukowski (201), Pat Searcy (221,204), and Seth Gunderson (208)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy decimated Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Deena Slinkard trounced Division 3, and Kendall Kukowski creamed Division 4. Finally, Bill Krejci (Division 2) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Cory Chorpenning tops Division 1; Bill Krejci runs the show in Division 2; Deena Slinkard holds the reins in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski governs Division 4.


  • First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Unstoppabowl will chuck some balls with 7th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 24). Unstoppabowl is expected to perform well and win the series; while Churn and Burn is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 8th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 45) will tussle with 5th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. 4 Bowlers might perform well, but split the series with Ten Pin; while Ten Pin ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Guttersluts will hang out with 6th-place T.B.D. (hcp 46). Guttersluts will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with T.B.D.; while T.B.D. will probably raise their average while they keep the series tied.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 4th-place X9XX will match wits with 10th-place King Pins (hcp 81). X9XX might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while King Pins ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Oily Balls will socialize with 9th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 89). Oily Balls are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while Doll's Balls are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
(See Posting)


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
John Coleman


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Freda Schroeder

"Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it."

Jonathan Jacobson, reassuring Cory Chorpenning, who was heading to the men's room.

Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Unstoppabowl 15.5-4.5 .775 9,047 +2
2 Oily Balls 15-5 .750 10,062 n/a
3 Guttersluts 12.5-7.5 .625 8,929 -2
4 X9XX 11-9 .550 9,623 n/a
5 Frickin' Ten Pin 9-11 .450 9,159 +4
6 T.B.D. 9-11 .450 8,085 n/a
7 Churn and Burn 8.5-11.5 .425 8,545 +1
8 Those 4 Bowlers 8-12 .400 8,501 -3
9 Doll's Balls 7.5-12.5 .375 8,192 -2
10 King Pins 4-16 .200 7,895 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 648
John Coleman - 606
Pat Searcy - 603
Carl Goetz - 584
Bill Krejci - 581
Freda Schroeder - 541
Angela Bradford - 480
Andee Weinfurt - 432
Deena Slinkard - 415
Tracy Rychlewski - 401
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 716
John Coleman - 687
Cory Chorpenning - 667
Bill Krejci - 653
Pat Searcy - 641
Freda Schroeder - 651
Andee Weinfurt - 602
Angela Bradford - 602 (t)
Deena Slinkard - 592
Tracy Rychlewski - 590
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 247
John Coleman - 233
Bill Krejci - 223
Carl Goetz - 223 (t)
Pat Searcy - 221
Duncan Ferber - 216
Freda Schroeder - 188
Angela Bradford - 173
Deena Slinkard - 156
Andee Weinfurt - 150
Tracy Rychlewski - 149
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 263
John Coleman - 260
Cory Chorpenning - 253
Bill Krejci - 247
Dennis Laube - 243
Freda Schroeder - 224
Deena Slinkard - 215
Angela Bradford - 213
Tracy Rychlewski - 212
Andee Weinfurt - 206
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Kendall Kukowski - 79
John Coleman - 67
Cory Chorpenning - 55
Bill Krejci - 53
Dennis Laube - 50
Freda Schroeder - 34
Deena Slinkard - 30
Tracy Rychlewski - 28
Angela Bradford - 24
Andee Weinfurt - 21

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