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| Career High Game: | 187 | MVBs: | 1 |
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| Career High Series: | 440 | #1 Power Rankings: | 1 | ||||||||||
| Titles Won: | 0 | #1 Head-to-Head: | 0 | ||||||||||
| Achievements: | 0 | |||||||||||
| ToC Champ: | 0 (0 2nd) | |||||||||||
Andy is a member of the 4th place team Rat & Roll.
This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 1 time and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).
his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.
Box scores for Fall 2026
This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 1 time and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).
his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.
Box scores for Fall 2026
| Opponent | Lanes | G1 | G2 | G3 | Series | Hdcp. | Avg. | |
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| Week 1 | TombJobs | 1&2 | 148 | 105 | 132 | 385 | 557 | 128 |
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| Week 2 | 1 Witch, 3 Flying... | 5&6 | 143 | 117 | 91 | 351 | 523 | 122 |
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| Week 3 | Fist My Fangs | 3&4 | 97 | 129 | 138 | 364 | 551 | 122 |
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| Week 4 | Night of the Living... | 1&2 | 102 | 98 | 117 | 317 | 504 | 118 |
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| Week 5 | Frankenqueens | 5&6 | 140 | 86 | 137 | 363 | 559 | 118 |
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| Week 7 | TombJobs | 3&4 | 114 | 142 | 100 | 356 | 552 | 118 |
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| Week 8 | Night of the Living... | 5&6 | 136 | 106 | 109 | 351 | 547 | 118 |
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| Week 9 | Frankenqueens | 3&4 | 132 | 187 | 121 | 440 | 636 | 121 |
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| Week 10 | (Absent) | |||||||
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| Week 11 | TombJobs | 5&6 | 148 | 105 | 95 | 348 | 537 | 121 |
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| TOTALS | 1160 | 1075 | 1040 | 3275 | 4966 | 121 | ||
Andy Orwig made his league debut in the
Fall 2026 season.
Having rolled 27 games in his GutterAlley career, Orwig carries a lifetime average of 121.
To date, Andy's highest game shot in league was a 187 bowled in Game #2 during Week #9 of the Fall 2026 session and his highest series in league was the 440 he rolled in Week #9 during the Fall 2026 season.
He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 1 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).
Andy has bowled for:
-Fall 2026: Rat & Roll (Avg: 121) (My profile for this team)
Having rolled 27 games in his GutterAlley career, Orwig carries a lifetime average of 121.
To date, Andy's highest game shot in league was a 187 bowled in Game #2 during Week #9 of the Fall 2026 session and his highest series in league was the 440 he rolled in Week #9 during the Fall 2026 season.
He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 1 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).
Andy has bowled for:
-Fall 2026: Rat & Roll (Avg: 121) (My profile for this team)
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A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Andy has been mentioned:
- Possess My Balls: The Halloween Episode (Oct 27th, 2026) - The eleventh week of Fall 2026 has been an absolute nightmare, and not because of the bowling! I am Malachi Grimwhistle, an ancient and profoundly evil ghost with a magnificent plan to possess a mortal bowler, escape this wretched bowling alley, and unleash unspeakable chaos upon an unsuspecting world. Unfortunately, after a thorough inspection of every team, I have yet to find a suitable vessel for my wicked ambitions. Some bodies are too weak, others are too inconsistent, and a few seem perfectly capable of spreading misery without any supernatural assistance whatsoever. Even worse, the standings have remained as motionless as a room full of corpses! Still, there were bright spots in this miserable hunt for a host. JoAnne Barber claimed the women's high game with 152 and high series with 411, while Matthew Taylor terrorized the men's leaderboard with a 221 game and 614 series. The living may be celebrating, but I remain furious. Read on for the full details of my increasingly desperate search for a champion of darkness, and consult the bingo results before I possess the nearest available snack machine out of sheer frustration!
- ♫Everyone Knows it's Pindy (da-da-da-da-da)♫ (Oct 13th, 2026) - The ninth week of Fall 2026 delivered a bottom-of-the-standings reset, spectacular individual performances, and enough bowling drama to make the storm a few miles north look like a calm sunny day! One team climbed the standings while another slid backward to its usual next, proving that in Gutter Alley, gravity is not merely a force of nature; it is a competitive strategy. I'm Alotta Tenpin, your exuberant sideline reporter, and I've got the play-by-play on every triumph, heartbreak, and mysteriously disappearing pin. JoAnne Barber captured the woman's high game with 127 and high series with 345, while Dennis Walling blasted the men's high game with 214 and Jon Little claimed the men's high series with 537. Buckle up, bowlers, because this week's action is ready to roll! And don't forget to check out this week's bingo results!
- Underdogs Overdeliver (Oct 6th, 2026) - We are now halfway through the Fall 2026 season, which means the championship race has officially reached the stage where every team is either making a move, making excuses, or quietly wondering how there are still eight more weeks of this nonsense. Week 8 delivered one climb in the standings, one tumble, a pair of personal milestones, and enough hot bowling to make the pins consider filing for workers' compensation. I'm Alotta Tenpin, reporting from the sidelines with the latest developments, questionable analysis, and the solemn responsibility of making all of this sound much more dramatic than it probably was. JoAnne Barber captured the woman's high game with 165 and high series with 434, while Matthew Taylor led the men with a 202 game and 513 series. Jesse Sauerbrei established new personal bests in both game and series. So grab your score sheet, your lucky bowling socks, and possibly a snack for the emotional support portion of the evening, because Week 8 had plenty to talk about. And don't forget to check this week's bingo results.
- Bunch o' Bowlschmitt (Sep 29th, 2026) - Senator Eric Schmitt: "Mr. Smith, we're going to begin with a very simple fact. Week 7 of Fall 2026 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Correct?"
Jack Smith: "That's what the standings show."
Schmitt: "Good. We're making progress already. Now, were you bowling on Lane 7?"
Smith: "No."
Schmitt: "That's interesting, because my information indicates there was a team called the Queenhawks on Lane 7."
Smith: "There is no Queenhawks team."
Schmitt: "So that's your testimony?"
Smith: "Yes."
Schmitt: "And you're saying Fani Willis wasn't there as a substitute?"
Smith: "I never said anything about Fani Willis."
Schmitt: "We'll come back to that."
Smith: "Thank you."
Schmitt: "I wasn't finished. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's women's high game and series with 121 and 353, while Jon Little exploded for the men's high game with 215 and high series with 493. David Schemenauer rolled a personal-best 192, Kevin Hodge rolled a personal-best 165, and absolutely nobody moved in the standings. So despite all this bowling, nobody went anywhere. Mr. Smith, I have questions about that. A lot of questions. And this week's bingo results are going to be part of the record."
- Squids Surge, Rats Rise, BowlJobs Satisfy (Sep 15th, 2026) - The fifth week of Fall 2026 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (151) and series (399) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's high game (253) and series (680) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
- BowlJobs Double Win Record! (Sep 8th, 2026) - A stagnant fourth week of Fall 2026 has arrived, and folks, the standings were so motionless I briefly checked to make sure somebody hadn't accidentally bolted the teams to the floor. I am Alotta Tenpin, reporting live from the sidelines, where the pins are standing tall, the balls are rolling somewhat randomly, and absolutely nobody is moving up or down the standings! JoAnne Barber captured the women's high game with 120 and high series with 350, while AJ Hofmann detonated his way to the men's high game of 192 and high series of 538. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions kicked off tonight, launching us into 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! And yes, there was also bingo, because apparently Tuesday night wasn't already providing enough drama. Read on for all the rest of the details!
- Fisted to First (Sep 1st, 2026) - The third week of Fall 2026 arrived with all the subtlety of bowling through a china shop, and when the pins finally stopped trembling, the standings were in shambles as three teams climbed while two had tumbled downward. Fist My Bump surged into first place, while BowlJobs remains defiantly and stubbornly in last. JoAnne Barber seized this week's women's high game with a 149 and high series with 385, while Jon Little absolutely detonated the men's leaderboard with a 212 game and a new season-best 579 series, replacing the previous high of 568. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, meaning one-on-one warfare begins next week! Before we charge headlong into that glorious chaos, you can inspect this week's bingo results. Now, let's get to the pins!
- Standings Shakeup Surges Squids (Aug 25th, 2026) - The second week of Fall 2026 arrived with three teams climbing the standings, three teams slipping backward, and enough drama on the lanes to make a bowling alley feel like the center of the sporting universe. I am Alotta Tenpin, reporting from the sidelines, where I have my notebook, my highly questionable bowling expertise, and a front-row seat to all the action. JoAnne Barber captured this week's women's high game with 143 and high series with 369, while Matthew Taylor dominated the men's leaderboard with a 203 game and 525 series. There were personal bests, career milestones, an 89-pin over-average explosion, a 240th career 200+ game, and plenty of momentum swings. So settle in, because Week 2 had everything a bowling fan could want: triumph, heartbreak, comebacks, collapses, and at least one team wondering how a perfectly respectable bowling night somehow turned into utter devastation. Read on for all the rest of the details, and don't forget to check out this week's bingo results!
- Double Nickels Deployed! Season 55 Kicks Off (Aug 18th, 2026) - The Fall 2026 season is officially underway, and six teams have now launched themselves into 16 weeks of bowling, bragging rights, and the pursuit of that most coveted of prizes: the completely nonexistent championship trophy. Hi, everyone! I'm Alotta Tenpin, your exuberant sideline reporter, and I can already tell you this season is going to be spectacular. One bowler blasted out a new personal-best league game, Lindsay Sargent claimed the women's high game with a 142, JoAnne Barber captured the women's high series with a 402, Dennis Walling detonated the men's high game with a 236, and Jon Little topped the men's series with a 568. In other words, Week 1 arrived quietly and then immediately threw the bowling equivalent of a folding chair through the window. Amid the action, don't miss this week's bingo results. Let's roll!
- Fall 2026 Preview (Aug 10th, 2026) - Welcome to the Fall 2026 bowling season! We start bowling on August 18, same location and same time as usual. You can submit roster changes and 5-man-team rotation schedule changes until Monday, August 17 and team names until noon Tuesday, August 18.
Andy is not currently featured on any of our Top 25 lists.
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