David was a former member of the 7th place team Yo Mama.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2006

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	Bowl Movement	21&22	137	132	163	432	566	144
Week 2	Split Happens	25&26	(144)	(144)	(144)	432	566	144
Week 3	Guttersluts	27&28	155	190	182	527	661	159
Week 4	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	23&24	117	124	154	395	493	150
Week 5	I'm Gonna Belt Ya,...	27&28	(150)	(150)	(150)	450	570	150
Week 6	Tatonka	21&22	(150)	(150)	(150)	450	570	150
Week 7	Bora Bora	25&26	(150)	(150)	(150)	450	570	150
TOTALS			1003	1040	1093	3136	3996	150

David Parre made his league debut in the Fall 2000 season.

Having rolled 471 games over the course of 13 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Parre carries a lifetime average of 158.

To date, David's highest game shot in league was a 248 bowled in Game #1 during Week #8 of the Fall 2005 session and his highest series in league was the 590 he rolled in Week #4 during the Spring 2008 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 12 time(s).


David has bowled for:
  -Fall 2009: Rollin' J's   (Avg: 172)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2009: Sh!t, Another Season   (Avg: 160)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Ain't No Sh!t   (Avg: 164)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2008: You Don't Know Sh!t   (Avg: 170)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Sh!t, I Don't Know   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: Unstoppabowl   (Avg: 152)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2006: TBD   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2006: Yo Mama   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2005: Three Men and a Babe   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2005: Sub Parre   (Avg: 151)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2003: When Push Comes To Shove   (Avg: 165)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2002: Team 5   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2001: The Bowling Elvii   (Avg: 153)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)


 

David has unlocked the following Spring 2006 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.			Your current position in the league standings.
Victory! Your team swept another team.	Losers! Your team was swept.			Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
You swept the last place team... assholes!				Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which David has been mentioned:

• Fear The Cheese (Mar 29th, 2016) - Why, oh why, do people continue to deny the power of The Cheese Stick Curse? Time and time again, the power of the molten mozzarella has been proven!
  
  

David is currently featured on 4 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Bowlers Truly Feelin' It (4th)
• Top 25 Most MVB Runner-Ups (21st)

The just for fun...

• Top 25 Bowlers to Roll Their Average Exactly (22nd)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most Commonly Thrown Game (23rd)

In addition, teams of which David was a member are featured on 3 Top 25 lists:


The good...

• Top 25 Best Team Games (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (3rd)


• Top 25 Best Team Series (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (16th)


• Top 25 Longest Win Streaks
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (2nd)