The fifth week of Fall 2003 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (211) and series (518) for the women. As for the men, Bill Krejci snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 606. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Atomic Goo had some one-on-one time with Anchors Aweigh!. Though reinforced by Most Valuable Bowler Freda Schroeder and her dazzling 434 series, Atomic Goo accomplished only 1 win against the Anchors. Across the ball return, Carl Goetz drew the spotlight in the Anchors with his above-average 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Atomic Goo remains in 8th place, while the Anchors remain in 1st.

On lanes 17 & 18: Wolverines spent a romantic evening with Theee Beeelt. Topped by Dennis Laube with his 452 series, the Wolverines collected 3 wins against Theee Beeelt. Concurrently, Nik Domann called the shots for Theee Beeelt with his above-average 500 despite his team notching only a single win. Wolverines remains in 2nd place, while Theee Beeelt sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlers of Mass Confusion chucked gutter balls with Bowl me Ishmael!. Highlighting the skills of Jason Carpio with his above-average 486 series, Mass Confusion collected 3 wins against Ishmael. As for the opposition, Paul Linder laid down the law in Ishmael with his 375 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlers of Mass Confusion leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Ishmael remains in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: Spare Change sparred with Gutter Minds. While headlined by Bill Krejci with his amazing 568 series, Spare Change accomplished only 1 win against Gutter Minds. In the midst of this, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy dominated Gutter Minds with his outstanding 606 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Spare Change drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Gutter Minds move 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (211), Bill Krejci (224), Bob Brunker (221), Carl Goetz (203), David Codding (204,204), and Pat Searcy (222,204)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz cleaned up Division 1, while Pat Searcy had his way with Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Ginger O'Reilly eradicated Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Aaron Weidner reigns over Division 2; Scott Murdock governs Division 3; and Ginger O'Reilly leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 3rd-place Gutter Minds will meet with 5th-place Bowlers of Mass Confusion (hcp 44). Gutter Minds are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Mass Confusion is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 7th-place Bowl me Ishmael! (hcp 133) will chuck some balls with 4th-place Spare Change. Ishmael might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Spare Change ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Wolverines (hcp 92) will compete against 1st-place Anchors Aweigh!. The Wolverines will likely roll decently and win the series; while the Anchors will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Theee Beeelt will hang out with 8th-place Atomic Goo (hcp 42). Theee Beeelt is predicted to perform well and win the series; while Atomic Goo is anticipated to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Freda Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Bill Krejci	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Carl Goetz
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