The Fall 2007 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (512) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (227) and series (633) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seefeldt the Glasscock celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Dios Mios. With the strength of Don Glasscock with his below-average 596 series, the Glasscock split the series with Dios Mios. While that was going down, Steve Kiernan called the shots for Dios Mios with his 539 as they matched their opponent in wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while Dios Mios remain in 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels waged a heated competition against Cannonbelt Run. In spite of top-billing by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 512 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Cannonbelt. In the meantime, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Nik Domann drew the spotlight in Cannonbelt with his wondrous 630 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Cannonbelt moves 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know alternated splits with Split Happens. Blessed by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 633 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Concurrently, Nick Allegri guided Split Happens with his below-average 469 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: The GameCox kept stealing sips of beer from Ebowla. Demonstrating the prowess of Jason Carpio with his 499 series, the GameCox split the series with Ebowla. Across the ball return, Travis Kleiner reigned supreme in Ebowla with his above-average 450 as they matched their opponent in wins. The GameCox remains in 7th place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom alternated between bowling and dry humping Seriously Handicapped. Though featuring Ryan Doll with his 552 series, Your Mom accomplished only 1 win against the Handicapped. Countering this, Tyler Hilker shined in the Handicapped with his 526 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Amy Goodnow) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Your Mom remains in 9th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (200), Brian Eye (205,211), Cory Chorpenning (215,227), Don Glasscock (205), Duncan Ferber (201), Ken M. Wilson (202,203), Nik Domann (221,218), Phil Schroeder (201), and Ryan Doll (201)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Nik Domann (630, previous best 577).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Cory Chorpenning topped Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Tyler Hilker came closest). Dennis Laube decimated Division 3, and Ryan Simonet mopped up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Tyler Hilker (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Nik Domann holds the reins in Division 2; Dennis Laube and David Parre top Division 3 in a tie; and Travis Kleiner calls the shots for Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 3&4, 2nd-place Dios Mios will test their mettle against 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 72). Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 33) will tussle with 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Cannonbelt might perform well and win the series; while the Kennels ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 208) will meet with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. The Handicapped will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Glasscock will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 160) will roll against 4th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Ebowla might perform well, but split the series with I Don't Know; while I Don't Know ought to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Split Happens will battle 7th-place The GameCox (hcp 8). Split Happens are predicted to perform well and just barely win the series; while the GameCox is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 27-13 | .675 | 22,546 | n/a |
| 2 | Dios Mios | 26-14 | .650 | 18,706 | n/a |
| 3 | Cannonbelt Run | 26-14 | .650 | 18,465 | +1 |
| 4 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 25-15 | .625 | 20,367 | +1 |
| 5 | Bad Newz Kennels | 24-16 | .600 | 19,856 | -2 |
| 6 | Split Happens | 18-22 | .450 | 17,267 | n/a |
| 7 | The GameCox | 18-22 | .450 | 17,119 | n/a |
| 8 | Ebowla | 15-25 | .375 | 14,600 | n/a |
| 9 | Your Mom | 11-29 | .275 | 15,918 | n/a |
| 10 | Seriously Handicapped | 10-30 | .250 | 14,784 | n/a |
