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The Dirty Dozens

Posted by ScooterJ November 7, 2017 Fall 2017, Week 12 View Score Sheets


Twelve weeks of bowling are now in the books... the season is 3/4 over, and while one team has maintained a two-game lead for three weeks in a row, the top 5 spots in the standings remain too close for us to start predicting a winner just yet.

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Split It & Hit It couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of DB's Rusty Nuts. Led by Russell Bingham and his 545 series, Split It & Hit It secured 3 wins against DB's Rusty Nuts. Meanwhile, led by Jeremy Varnell and his 424 series, DB's Rusty Nuts could only secure 1 win. Split It & Hit It remains in 9th place, while DB's Rusty Nuts remains in 10th.

On lanes 3 & 4: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! met with Roll, Drink, Repeat. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 524 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! managed only 1 win against Roll, Drink, Repeat. Meanwhile, led by Sean Simmons and his 583 series, Roll, Drink, Repeat grabbed 3 wins. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 1st place, while Roll, Drink, Repeat remains in 6th.

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On lanes 5 & 6: Less Terra Bowl had a delightful time with Bowl Yer Ballz Off. Led by #1 power ranked Jason Carpio and his 591 series, Less Terra Bowl secured 3 wins against Bowl Yer Ballz Off. Despite being led by an on-fire Rob Kaszuba and his 515 series, Bowl Yer Ballz Off could only notch 1 win. Less Terra Bowl climbs 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Bowl Yer Ballz Off remains in 8th.

On lanes 7 & 8: The Alt-Left spent a romantic evening with Brooklyn Strikers. Led by Lefty John Boren and his 432 series, The Alt-Left managed only 1 win against Brooklyn Strikers. Power-sub Doug Bonney and his 492 series took Brooklyn Strikers to 3 wins. The Alt-Left drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Brooklyn Strikers remains in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 9 & 10: NotContra sat down for crumpets and tea with Mustache Cash Stash. Led by Seth Gunderson and his 549 series, NotContra managed only 1 win against Mustache Cash Stash. Meanwhile, led by Michael Mead and his 559 series (and assisted by Most Valuable Bowler AJ Hofmann), Mustache Cash Stash secured 3 wins. NotContra remains in 2nd place, while Mustache Cash Stash remains in 3rd.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Blake creamed Division 1, while Sean Simmons dominated Division 2. Josh Rothermel spanked Division 3, and Zach Cross clobbered Division 4. Finally, Conrad Bonney (Division 4) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Aaron Barber leads Division 1; Sean Simmons dominates Division 2; Freda Schroeder reigns over Division 3; and JoAnne Barber tops Division 4.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (210), Jason Carpio (228), Michael Mead (201), Rob Kaszuba (200), Russell Bingham (211), Sean Simmons (210), and Seth Gunderson (243)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


AJ Hofmann
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Jason Carpio
Runner Up:
Sean Simmons

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Jason Carpio
Runner Up:
Sean Simmons

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Aren't you on the no-fly list?"

Mark DeVoe, making disparaging comments about Jonathan Vigliaturo's confounding ethnicity.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 33-15 .688 23,464 n/a
2 NotContra 31-17 .646 25,010 n/a
3 Mustache Cash Stash 28.5-19.5 .594 25,919 n/a
4 Less Terra Bowl 27-21 .563 23,649 +1
5 The Alt-Left 26-22 .542 18,570 -1
6 Roll, Drink, Repeat 23-25 .479 19,860 n/a
7 Brooklyn Strikers 23-25 .479 18,763 n/a
8 Bowl Yer Ballz Off 19-29 .396 19,756 n/a
9 Split It & Hit It 15-33 .313 19,306 n/a
10 DB's Rusty Nuts 13-35 .271 17,714 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Jason Carpio - 591
Sean Simmons - 583
Michael Mead - 559
Seth Gunderson - 549
Russell Bingham - 545
Freda Schroeder - 399
Chantal Jacot - 327
JoAnne Barber - 313
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Jason Carpio - 694
Sean Simmons - 652
Russell Bingham - 636
AJ Hofmann - 621
Conrad Bonney - 617
Chantal Jacot - 543
Freda Schroeder - 535
JoAnne Barber - 514
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Seth Gunderson - 243
Jason Carpio - 228
Russell Bingham - 211
Aubrey Moren - 210
Sean Simmons - 210 (t)
Michael Mead - 201
Freda Schroeder - 147
Chantal Jacot - 124
JoAnne Barber - 108
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 262
Seth Gunderson - 255
Russell Bingham - 241
Sean Simmons - 233
Rob Kaszuba - 231
Chantal Jacot - 196
Freda Schroeder - 192
JoAnne Barber - 175
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 71
Seth Gunderson - 59
Russell Bingham - 49
Brian Byfield - 40
Pat Hamell - 39
Sean Simmons - 39 (t)
Rob Kaszuba - 39 (t)
Lefty Cliff Barendsen - 39 (t)
Conrad Bonney - 39 (t)
Chantal Jacot - 14
Freda Schroeder - 4


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