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Can the Dark Horse Still Win?

Posted by ScooterJ May 2, 2017 Spring 2017, Week 15 View Score Sheets


Probably not. :) Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it's looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this?

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Half of Suckeredusintoit met with Trump's Toupee. Led by a pre-bowling Dennis Walling and his 557 series, Suckeredusintoit secured 2.5 wins against Trump's Toupee. Meanwhile, led by Dustin Schmeltz and his 508 series, Trump's Toupee managed only 1.5 wins. Suckeredusintoit remains in 8th place, while Trump's Toupee remains in 4th.

GutterAlley Deep Thought: A singularity inflated, then red giant stars formed and exploded over billions of years forging hydrogen into all the natual elements, then a new star system formed and millions of species arose and dissipated, so that at some random point in all of existence carbon-based lipid-protein-water sacs could propel polyurethane spheres at rods of hydrocarbons and polymers.

On lanes 3 & 4: Omaha Hambone spent a romantic evening with the reliable half of FYWFK. Led by Kody Karnes and his 635 series, Omaha Hambone secured 3 wins against FYWFK. Meanwhile, led by AJ Hofmann and his 486 series, FYWFK could only secure 1 win. Omaha Hambone remains in 2nd place, while FYWFK remains in 7th.

On lanes 5 & 6: Ebowla had an infectious rendezvous with Frankee's Uncles. Led by Sean Miller and his 483 series, Ebowla managed only 1 win against Frankee's Uncles. Meanwhile, led by Ken M. Wilson and his 587 series, Frankee's Uncles secured 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 6th place, while Frankee's Uncles remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 7 & 8: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! took turns kicking the ball return with Terra Bowler. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 553 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! split the series with Terra Bowler. Scott Murdock had enough after losing the first game and bowled an uncharacteristic 232 for game 2 to lead Terra Bowler with a 542 series to land the game 2 and total pins victories. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 3rd place, while Terra Bowler remains in 5th.

Next week is the Championship Round of Tournament of Champions. Two of the following people will min cash money! In Division 1, Aaron Barber and Ken Wilson move on. In Division 2, it's Jonathan Vigliaturo and Phil Schroeder. Division 3 will be represented by Dennis Laube and Zach Cross, while Division 4 sends James Tott and Chantal Jacot. Good luck, two of the eight of you will win extra cash!

Bowlers entering the penultimate 200 Clubfor Spring 2016 include: Aaron Barber (224,228), Aubrey Moren (208), Carl Goetz (208), Jonathan Vigliaturo (212), Ken M. Wilson (221), Kody Karnes (234,228), Michael Gordon (246), and Scott Murdock (232)

See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Sean Miller
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Kody Karnes
Runner Up:
Scott Murdock

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Dennis Walling
Runner Up:
Kody Karnes

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Yeah, Chantal's finally 18 this week. Super excited to make her a woman!"

Sean Simmons, on Chantal's birthday this week.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Frankee's Uncles 44-16 .733 34,221 n/a
2 Omaha Hambone 40-20 .667 34,714 n/a
3 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 39-21 .650 30,201 n/a
4 Trump's Toupee 28.5-31.5 .475 24,172 n/a
5 Terra Bowler 26-34 .433 23,992 n/a
6 Ebowla 24.5-35.5 .408 21,567 n/a
7 FYWFK 22-38 .367 21,276 n/a
8 Suckeredusintoit 16-44 .267 18,845 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 15
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Kody Karnes - 635
Aaron Barber - 599
Michael Gordon - 587
Ken Wilson - 587 (t)
Carl Goetz - 586
Bob Brunker - 566
Abby Kearns - 367
JoAnne Barber - 316
Chantal Jacot - 280
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Scott Murdock - 642
Kody Karnes - 635
Dennis Walling - 624
Michael Gordon - 618
Sean Miller - 615
Abby Kearns - 578
Chantal Jacot - 558
JoAnne Barber - 553
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Michael Gordon - 246
Kody Karnes - 234
Scott Murdock - 232
Aaron Barber - 228
Ken Wilson - 221
Abby Kearns - 132
Chantal Jacot - 129
JoAnne Barber - 117
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Scott Murdock - 265
Michael Gordon - 256
Kody Karnes - 234
Aaron Barber - 232
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 231
Chantal Jacot - 221
Abby Kearns - 202
JoAnne Barber - 196
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Scott Murdock - 74
Michael Gordon - 59
Zach Cross - 40
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 36
Kody Karnes - 33
Aaron Barber - 33 (t)
Chantal Jacot - 45
Abby Kearns - 20
JoAnne Barber - 16


3 Responses to “Can the Dark Horse Still Win?”

  1. avatar ScooterJ says:

    ^ Don’t get too cocky there just yet, Hillary Clinton

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