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Fall 2008, Week 10

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 28 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 10 Robo-RecapThe Fall 2008 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (192) and series (560) for the women, while Ryan Doll earned this week's high game (266) and series (660) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ain't No Sh!t faced off against Chico's Bail Bonds. In spite of the prowess of Kendall Kukowski with his 574 series, Ain't No Sh!t got swept by Chico's. While that was going down, Carl Goetz commanded Chico's with his above-average 569 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jennifer Seefeldt) as they swept the competition. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Chico's remain in 2nd.

week10On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios took turns kicking the ball return with Bowl Movement. Featuring Bill Krejci with his 517 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Jennifer Seefeldt, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against Bowl Movement. Concurrently, Travis Kleiner ruled Bowl Movement with his above-average 486 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while Bowl Movement plunges 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty had a rendezvous with Bad Newz Kennels. In spite of top-billing by Will Jeter with his above-average 512 series, Spare The Rod got swept by the Kennels. On the other half of the score sheet, Freda Schroeder guided the Kennels with her phenomenal 560 as they swept the competition. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Is This Billable? kept stealing sips of beer from Livin' On A Spare. Showcasing Ryan Doll with his amazing 660 series, Is This Billable? celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. Meanwhile, Tom Finley called the shots for Livin' On A Spare with his above-average 414 despite his team getting swept. Is This Billable? leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dave and the Wingers sparred with WWJB. Reinforced by Rob Kaszuba with his below-average 391 series, the Wingers collected 3 wins against WWJB. Across the ball return, Justin Wehrman drew the spotlight in WWJB with his below-average 374 despite his team notching only a single win. Dave and the Wingers remains in 9th place, while WWJB remains in 10th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (215,201), Cory Chorpenning (200,214), Dennis Laube (201), Duncan Ferber (201), Kendall Kukowski (216,201), and Ryan Doll (266,201)


A new personal high game was set tonight by John Keck (175, previous best 156). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Ryan Doll (660, previous best 647) and John Keck (506, previous best 429).

Freda Schroeder claimed the season's women's high series with her 560. In addition, Ryan Doll nabbed this season's men's high game with his 266.

The 266 rolled by Ryan Doll is tied for the 8th-best game in league history!
The 560 rolled by Freda Schroeder is tied for the 10th-best women's series in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz whipped Division 1, while Freda Schroeder ruled Division 2. John Keck trounced Division 3, and Lindsay Jamis cleaned up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Aubrey Moren (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Aubrey Moren reigns over Division 2; Travis Kleiner calls the shots Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 83) will test their mettle against 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Spare The Rod is expected to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Chico's are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place Bowl Movement will spend some quality time with 9th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 11). Bowl Movement might perform well and win the series; while the Wingers ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will socialize with 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 97). Ain't No Sh!t will likely drop their averages like a brick as they get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Dios Mios will match wits with 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 76). Dios Mios might perform well and sweep the series; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place WWJB (hcp 87) will chuck some balls with 5th-place Is This Billable?. WWJB is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Is This Billable? is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Jennifer Seefeldt
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Keck
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Keck
Runner Up:
Freda Schroeder

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I've got a handful of fun here today!"

Dennis Laube, on the goofy moods his teammates were in.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Ain't No Sh!t 30-10 .750 22,200 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 28-12 .700 19,138 n/a
3 Dios Mios 25-15 .625 17,113 n/a
4 Bad Newz Kennels 22-18 .550 18,942 +2
5 Is This Billable? 21-19 .525 17,149 +2
6 Bowl Movement 21-19 .525 14,804 -2
7 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 19-21 .475 16,503 -2
8 Livin' On A Spare 15-25 .375 14,254 n/a
9 Dave and the Wingers 11-29 .275 12,673 n/a
10 WWJB 8-32 .200 13,866 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 10
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 660
Kendall Kukowski - 574
Carl Goetz - 569
Cory Chorpenning - 567
Ken Wilson - 562
Freda Schroeder - 560
Jennifer Seefeldt - 506
Andrea Caudillo - 413
Lindsay Jamis - 364
Janelle Lamar - 356
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Doll - 696
John Keck - 683
Aubrey Moren - 634
Ben Wetteborn - 633
Carl Goetz - 621
Freda Schroeder - 660
Jennifer Seefeldt - 628
Blair Vance - 588
Sara Schneider - 569
Andrea Caudillo - 569 (t)
Lindsay Jamis - 563
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 266
Kendall Kukowski - 216
Carl Goetz - 215
Cory Chorpenning - 214
Duncan Ferber - 201
Dennis Laube - 201 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 192
Jennifer Seefeldt - 174
Andrea Caudillo - 159
Sara Schneider - 150
Blair Vance - 146
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ryan Doll - 278
Ben Wetteborn - 270
Travis Kleiner - 241
John Keck - 234
Aubrey Moren - 234 (t)
Blair Vance - 228
Freda Schroeder - 225
Sara Schneider - 225 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 214
Andrea Caudillo - 211
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Wetteborn - 89
Ryan Doll - 81
Travis Kleiner - 53
John Keck - 49
Carter Collins - 48
Blair Vance - 49
Sara Schneider - 44
Freda Schroeder - 34
Jennifer Seefeldt - 25
Andrea Caudillo - 24

Fall 2008, Week 9

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 21 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 9 Robo-RecapBy now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2008 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (461) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (254) and series (681) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB spent some quality time with Bowl Movement. Notwithstanding the leadership of Eric Summers with his 334 series, WWJB got swept by Bowl Movement. As for the opposition, Patty Morrisey dominated Bowl Movement with her above-average 366 as they swept the competition. WWJB drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Bowl Movement jumps 2 spots to 4th.

This was done rather often this week by people we wouldn't normally expect.On lanes 21 & 22: Ain't No Sh!t sparred with Livin' On A Spare. Starring Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 681 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. Concurrently, Lindsay Jamis shined in Livin' On A Spare with her wondrous 401 despite her team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dave and the Wingers did battle with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Despite being led by Rob Kaszuba with his amazing 508 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. On the flipside, Will Jeter called the shots for Spare The Rod with his 476 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Spare The Rod remains in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels tussled with Is This Billable?. In spite of the prowess of #1 Head-to-Head Dennis Laube and his breathtaking 564 series, the Kennels got swept by Is This Billable?. On the other side, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Is This Billable? with his above-average 609 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Ben Wetteborn) as they swept the competition. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Is This Billable? moves 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chico's Bail Bonds celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Dios Mios. Even though highlighted by the skills of Ken M. Wilson with his astounding 633 series, Chico's accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. While that was going down, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his 549 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Cory Chorpenning (230,254), Dennis Laube (211), Duncan Ferber (213,244), Ken M. Wilson (233,226), Kendall Kukowski (201), and Ryan Doll (210,221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Duncan Ferber came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Tom Finley came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Dave Winger came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Amanda Cox Jeter (Division 4) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz runs the show in Division 1; Aubrey Moren tops Division 2; Travis Kleiner is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Amanda Cox Jeter holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will chill with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 89). Ain't No Sh!t is expected to have their averages plummet as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Dios Mios will meet with 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 56). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 67) will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Is This Billable? will test their mettle against 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 75). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Dave and the Wingers will roll against 10th-place WWJB (hcp 13). The Wingers are predicted to perform well, but split the series with WWJB; while WWJB is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Lefty John Boren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ben Wetteborn
Runner Up:
Ken Wilson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Dennis Laube
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Well, at least Eldridge will spend less time in the men's room holding up the game."

Lindsay Jamis, on the death of Betty Page.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Ain't No Sh!t 30-6 .833 19,987 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 24-12 .667 17,120 n/a
3 Dios Mios 22-14 .611 15,311 n/a
4 Bowl Movement 20-16 .556 13,209 +2
5 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 19-17 .528 14,877 n/a
6 Bad Newz Kennels 18-18 .500 16,873 -2
7 Is This Billable? 17-19 .472 15,241 +1
8 Livin' On A Spare 15-21 .417 12,801 -1
9 Dave and the Wingers 8-28 .222 11,298 +1
10 WWJB 7-29 .194 12,544 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 9
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 681
Duncan Ferber - 646
Ken Wilson - 633
Ryan Doll - 609
Dennis Laube - 564
Freda Schroeder - 461
Jennifer Seefeldt - 425
Amanda Cox Jeter - 413
Lindsay Jamis - 401
Andrea Caudillo - 384
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 681
Ken Wilson - 673
Duncan Ferber - 670
Ben Wetteborn - 666
Dennis Laube - 664
Amanda Cox Jeter - 607
Lindsay Jamis - 605
Patty Morrisey - 577
Freda Schroeder - 561
Janelle Lamar - 561 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 254
Duncan Ferber - 244
Ken Wilson - 233
Bill Krejci - 223
Ryan Doll - 221
Freda Schroeder - 188
Lindsay Jamis - 162
Jennifer Seefeldt - 160
Amanda Cox Jeter - 156
Patty Morrisey - 149
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 254
Duncan Ferber - 252
Ken Wilson - 246
Dennis Laube - 244
Bill Krejci - 240
Lindsay Jamis - 230
Freda Schroeder - 221
Amanda Cox Jeter - 220
Patty Morrisey - 219
Janelle Lamar - 202
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Wetteborn - 59
Duncan Ferber - 54
Cory Chorpenning - 53
Dennis Laube - 53 (t)
Ken Wilson - 50
Bill Krejci - 45
Lindsay Jamis - 47
Patty Morrisey - 37
Amanda Cox Jeter - 37 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 30
Janelle Lamar - 18
Emily Podhajsky - 15

Fall 2008, Week 8

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 14 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 8 Robo-RecapWe are now halfway through the Fall 2008 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (204) and series (537) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 241, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 688. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds spent a romantic evening with Dave and the Wingers. Demonstrating the prowess of Carl Goetz with his breathtaking 614 series, Chico's celebrated a clean sweep over the Wingers. On the adjacent lane, Rob Kaszuba oversaw the Wingers with his below-average 402 despite his team getting swept. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while the Wingers remain in 10th.

week8On lanes 21 & 22: WWJB chucked gutter balls with Bad Newz Kennels. Notwithstanding the leadership of Justin Wehrman with his 403 series, WWJB got swept by the Kennels. Simultaneously, Freda Schroeder took the lead in the Kennels with her exceptional 537 as they swept the competition. WWJB remains in 9th place, while the Kennels move 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dios Mios kept stealing sips of beer from Bowl Movement. Despite the strength of Bill Krejci with his 556 series, Dios Mios got swept by Bowl Movement. Meanwhile, Travis Kleiner drew the spotlight in Bowl Movement with his miraculous 562 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning) as they swept the competition. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while Bowl Movement moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ain't No Sh!t entered a showdown to the death with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning and his astounding 688 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Spare The Rod. In the meantime, Andrea Caudillo reigned supreme in Spare The Rod with her dramatic 469 despite her team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Spare The Rod sinks 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Is This Billable? had a rendezvous with Livin' On A Spare. Featuring Ryan Doll with his above-average 605 series, Is This Billable? split the series with Livin' On A Spare. On the other half of the score sheet, Drew Eldridge guided Livin' On A Spare with his terrific 434 as they matched their opponent in wins. Is This Billable? remains in 8th place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 7th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (200,226), Cory Chorpenning (236,237,215), Freda Schroeder (204), Ken M. Wilson (226), Kendall Kukowski (223), Ryan Doll (241), and Travis Kleiner (210)


New personal best series were rolled tonight by Travis Kleiner (562, previous best 531) and Cory Chorpenning (688, previous best 676).

Freda Schroeder claimed the season's women's high series with her 537. In addition, Cory Chorpenning bagged the season's men's high series with his 688.


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz walloped Division 1, while Aubrey Moren crushed Division 2. Travis Kleiner whipped Division 3, and Lindsay Jamis made quick work of Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz leads Division 1; Aubrey Moren dominates Division 2; Travis Kleiner holds the reins in Division 3; and Amanda Zahnweh tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place WWJB (hcp 17) will hang out with 6th-place Bowl Movement. WWJB is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will chill with 7th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 223). Ain't No Sh!t might see their averages fall off a cliff as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 46) will compete against 5th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. The Wingers will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Spare The Rod will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels will test their mettle against 8th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 54). The Kennels might perform well and sweep the series; while Is This Billable? ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 64). Chico's are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while Dios Mios are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Travis Kleiner

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"If it works, you can rub mine next."

John Keck, to Duncan Ferber, who was rubbing his ball for luck.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Ain't No Sh!t 26-6 .813 17,624 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 23-9 .719 15,181 n/a
3 Dios Mios 19-13 .594 13,516 n/a
4 Bad Newz Kennels 18-14 .563 14,921 +1
5 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 16-16 .500 13,225 -1
6 Bowl Movement 16-16 .500 11,730 +1
7 Livin' On A Spare 15-17 .469 11,346 -1
8 Is This Billable? 13-19 .406 13,261 n/a
9 WWJB 7-25 .219 11,226 n/a
10 Dave and the Wingers 7-25 .219 9,795 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 8
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 688
Carl Goetz - 614
Ryan Doll - 605
Kendall Kukowski - 589
Ken Wilson - 583
Freda Schroeder - 537
Jennifer Seefeldt - 495
Andrea Caudillo - 469
Janelle Lamar - 414
Lindsay Jamis - 408
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Carter Collins - 716
Travis Kleiner - 713
Cory Chorpenning - 697
Carl Goetz - 678
Ryan Doll - 653
Freda Schroeder - 645
Andrea Caudillo - 627
Jennifer Seefeldt - 624
Lindsay Jamis - 621
Janelle Lamar - 601
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 241
Cory Chorpenning - 237
Carl Goetz - 226
Ken Wilson - 226 (t)
Kendall Kukowski - 223
Travis Kleiner - 210
Freda Schroeder - 204
Jennifer Seefeldt - 192
Andrea Caudillo - 170
Amanda Cox Jeter - 144
Lindsay Jamis - 143
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Travis Kleiner - 260
Ryan Doll - 257
Carter Collins - 256
Carl Goetz - 247
Ken Wilson - 241
Freda Schroeder - 240
Jennifer Seefeldt - 235
Andrea Caudillo - 222
Sara Schneider - 215
Lindsay Jamis - 214
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Travis Kleiner - 73
Carter Collins - 72
Ryan Doll - 61
Carl Goetz - 53
Ken Wilson - 45
Freda Schroeder - 49
Jennifer Seefeldt - 46
Andrea Caudillo - 36
Sara Schneider - 35
Lindsay Jamis - 32

Fall 2008, Week 7

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 7 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 7 Robo-RecapThe seventh week of Fall 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (222) and series (528) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 603. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios chucked gutter balls with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Though reinforced by Bill Krejci with his 521 series, Dios Mios got swept by Spare The Rod. Meanwhile, Will Jeter called the shots for Spare The Rod with his above-average 507 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Spare The Rod remains in 4th.

week7On lanes 21 & 22: Is This Billable? did battle with Dave and the Wingers. Led by #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his above-average 603 series, Is This Billable? collected 3 wins against the Wingers. As for the opposition, Rob Kaszuba guided the Wingers with his 422 despite his team notching only a single win. Is This Billable? remains in 8th place, while the Wingers remain in 10th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels entered a showdown to the death with Livin' On A Spare. Headlined by Freda Schroeder with her splendid 528 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Aubrey Moren, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Livin' On A Spare. On the flipside, Lindsay Jamis mastered Livin' On A Spare with her above-average 369 despite her team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bowl Movement took turns kicking the ball return with Chico's Bail Bonds. Despite the strength of Patty Morrisey with her above-average 375 series, Bowl Movement accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. Concurrently, #1 Power-Ranked Carl Goetz reigned supreme in Chico's with his stupendous 588 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl Movement remains in 7th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ain't No Sh!t shared a few beers with WWJB. Starring Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 548 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. Countering this, Eric Summers showed off in WWJB with his 360 despite his team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while WWJB remains in 9th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (243,220), Cory Chorpenning (208), Freda Schroeder (222), Jason Carpio (200), Ken M. Wilson (203), Kendall Kukowski (203), and Ryan Doll (201,235)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ryan Doll came closest), while Aubrey Moren mopped up Division 2. Rob Kaszuba dominated Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Zahnweh came closest). Finally, Will Jeter (Division 1) topped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Will Jeter reigns over Division 1; David Parre tops Division 2; Rob Kaszuba calls the shots Division 3; and Amanda Zahnweh dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will socialize with 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 118). Chico's are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while the Wingers are forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 9th-place WWJB (hcp 116) will hang out with 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels. WWJB might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Dios Mios will match wits with 7th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 69). Dios Mios will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Bowl Movement will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will roll against 4th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 166). Ain't No Sh!t might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Spare The Rod ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Is This Billable? will tussle with 6th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 66). Is This Billable? is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Livin' On A Spare is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Well, at least Summers will spend less time in the men's room holding up the game."

Ken Wilson, on the death of Betty Page.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Ain't No Sh!t 22-6 .786 15,316 +1
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 19-9 .679 13,091 +1
3 Dios Mios 19-9 .679 11,833 -2
4 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 16-12 .571 11,557 n/a
5 Bad Newz Kennels 14-14 .500 12,981 +1
6 Livin' On A Spare 13-15 .464 9,747 -1
7 Bowl Movement 12-16 .429 9,956 n/a
8 Is This Billable? 11-17 .393 11,509 n/a
9 WWJB 7-21 .250 9,842 n/a
10 Dave and the Wingers 7-21 .250 8,388 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 7
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 603
Carl Goetz - 588
Cory Chorpenning - 548
Ken Wilson - 539
Duncan Ferber - 534
Freda Schroeder - 528
Janelle Lamar - 388
Andrea Caudillo - 376
Patty Morrisey - 375
Lindsay Jamis - 369
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 662
Ryan Doll - 658
Aubrey Moren - 647
David Parre - 609
Will Jeter - 607
Freda Schroeder - 643
Blair Vance - 599
Patty Morrisey - 591
Lindsay Jamis - 587
Janelle Lamar - 577
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 243
Ryan Doll - 235
Cory Chorpenning - 208
Ken Wilson - 203
Kendall Kukowski - 203 (t)
Jason Carpio - 200
Freda Schroeder - 222
Patty Morrisey - 165
Blair Vance - 164
Andrea Caudillo - 159
Lindsay Jamis - 148
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 267
Ryan Doll - 253
Jason Carpio - 229
Aubrey Moren - 223
Will Jeter - 220
Drew Eldridge - 220 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 260
Blair Vance - 248
Patty Morrisey - 237
Lindsay Jamis - 220
Andrea Caudillo - 211
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 74
Ryan Doll - 58
Jason Carpio - 37
Drew Eldridge - 36
Aubrey Moren - 34
Blair Vance - 70
Freda Schroeder - 70 (t)
Patty Morrisey - 55
Lindsay Jamis - 39
Andrea Caudillo - 24
Amanda Zahnweh - 17

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