The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know matched wits with Bad Newz Kennels. Headlined by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Concurrently, Carl Goetz called the shots for the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know end in 1st place, while the Kennels come out in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock traded lane malfunctions with Dios Mios. Highlighting the skills of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Across the ball return, Bill Krejci reigned supreme in Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock finish in 3rd place, while Dios Mios end up with 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. Topped by Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run close out in 5th place, while Split Happens go home with 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla took turns kicking the ball return with The GameCox. In spite of top-billing by Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. As for the opposition, Jason Carpio showed off in the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to end the season in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to wind up in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Seriously Handicapped. Demonstrating the prowess of Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. On the adjacent lane, Tyler Hilker shined in the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2), with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Janelle is quite the hooker." Brian Eye, on the curvature of Janelle's roll.