The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! tussled with Bowl Movement. Reinforced by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. In the midst of this, David Codding took the lead in Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! close out in 1st place, while Bowl Movement go home with 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora took turns kicking the ball return with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. With top billing by Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. While that was going down, Thomas Lin reigned supreme in Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora complete in 3rd place, while Yoohoo cross the finish line in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens waged a heated competition against Guttersluts. In spite of the prowess of James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. On the other side, Dana Babler ruled Guttersluts with her staggering 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens end in 5th place, while Guttersluts come out in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Tatonka. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his stunning 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. Concurrently, Will Jeter drew the spotlight in Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama finish in 7th place, while Tatonka wind up in 8th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I tried to be discrete, but Scott caught me coveting his big ball bag." Seth Gunderson, unable to keep his eyes off it.