A stagnated eleventh week of Spring 2004 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (158) and series (446) for the women. As for the men, Pat Searcy and Thomas Lin both tied for this week's high game with a 229, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 595. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites spent a romantic evening with Joey's B*tches. While headlined by Thomas Lin with his 519 series, the White Asians accomplished only 1 win against the B*tches. On the adjacent lane, #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz commanded the B*tches with his above-average 595 as his team took the series with 3 wins. 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites remains in 1st place, while the B*tches remain in 2nd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Recreation Intoxication kept grabbing the balls of Got Carpio?. Although topped by Pat Searcy with his 582 series, Recreation accomplished only 1 win against Got Carpio?. On the other side, Eric Lynch laid down the law in Got Carpio? with his 545 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Recreation Intoxication remains in 4th place, while Got Carpio? remains in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: T.R.O.T.B. accepted a challenge by The Bowling Stones. Showcasing Nik Domann with his above-average 547 series, T.R.O.T.B. celebrated a clean sweep over the Stones. Countering this, #1 Power-Ranked Michael Basham shined in the Stones with his stupendous 489 despite his team getting swept. T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th place, while the Stones remain in 5th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (202,214), Corey Weinfurt (202), Eric Lynch (226), Nik Domann (213), Pat Searcy (229), and Thomas Lin (229)

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (hcp 60) will face 2nd-place Joey's B*tches. The White Asians are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the B*tches are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Got Carpio? (hcp 28) will battle 4th-place Recreation Intoxication. Got Carpio? might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Recreation ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place The Bowling Stones (hcp 80) will chill with 6th-place T.R.O.T.B.. The Stones are predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while T.R.O.T.B. is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Carpio Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Michael Basham Runner Up: Robert Million	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Robert Million
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Scott you're out of your element! Thomas, the Chinaman is not the issue here!" Phil Schroeder, laying out the facts.