The eighth week of Spring 2004 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (192) and series (529) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (233) and series (600) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Joey's B*tches couldn't stop inappropriately groping T.R.O.T.B.. Showcasing Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 582 series, the B*tches celebrated a clean sweep over T.R.O.T.B.. Simultaneously, Nik Domann ruled T.R.O.T.B. with his above-average 530 despite his team getting swept. Joey's B*tches leap 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: The Bowling Stones spent a romantic evening with Recreation Intoxication. Although blessed by Michael Basham with his above-average 447 series, the Stones got swept by Recreation. On the flipside, Pat Searcy shined in Recreation with his above-average 600 as they swept the competition. The Bowling Stones remains in 5th place, while Recreation moves 1 spot to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites kept stealing sips of beer from Got Carpio?. With the strength of Thomas Lin with his above-average 533 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Mary Jackson, the White Asians collected 3 wins against Got Carpio?. Meanwhile, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Eric Lynch called the shots for Got Carpio? with his above-average 589 despite his team notching only a single win. 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Got Carpio? sinks 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (212), David Codding (211), Eric Lynch (227), Ken M. Wilson (205,202), Nik Domann (212), and Pat Searcy (208,233)

• First, on lanes 15&16, 2nd-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (hcp 76) will match wits with 1st-place Recreation Intoxication. The White Asians are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Recreation is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 4th-place Got Carpio? will challenge 6th-place T.R.O.T.B. (hcp 31). Got Carpio? might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while T.R.O.T.B. ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place The Bowling Stones (hcp 136) will chill with 3rd-place Joey's B*tches. The Stones are predicted to roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the B*tches are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Mary Jackson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Eric Lynch Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Eric Lynch Runner Up: David Codding
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I got in just as Ken was pulling out." Thomas Lin, on a missed encounter in the parking lot.