A stagnated eighth week of Spring 2002 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (156) and series (428) for the women. As for the men, Pat Searcy snagged this week's high game with a 210, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 564. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Team 2 couldn't stop inappropriately groping Fab Four. Although blessed by Jeff Gragg with his above-average 493 series, Team 2 accomplished only 1 win against Fab Four. In the midst of this, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson guided Fab Four with his above-average 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 2 remains in 3rd place, while Fab Four remains in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Top Guns kept grabbing the balls of Team 3. Despite being led by Pat Searcy with his 557 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against Team 3. On the other side, Scott Murdock drew the spotlight in Team 3 with his 366 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Tracey Robertson) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns remains in 1st place, while Team 3 remains in 4th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Pat Searcy (210)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 2nd-place Fab Four will face 4th-place Team 3. Fab Four is expected to have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Team 3; while Team 3 is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 3&4, 3rd-place Team 2 will roll against 1st-place Top Guns. Team 2 is predicted to see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tracey Robertson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Angie Betts	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine." Dennis Laube, suddenly in need of $1,000 plus another $100 for Ken Wilson.