The Spring 2003 season draws to a close, with D-Day officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (165) and series (443) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (214) and series (542) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bowlers of Mass Destruction tussled with D-Day. Notwithstanding the leadership of Justin Strelow with his above-average 495 series, Mass Destruction managed only 1.5 wins against D-Day. Conversely, Demond Robinson ruled D-Day with his above-average 515 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. Bowlers of Mass Destruction drops 1 spot in the standings to finish in 2nd place, while D-Day moves 1 spot to cross the finish line in 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: Top Guns spent a romantic evening with When Push Comes To Shove. In spite of top-billing by Pat Searcy with his 542 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against the Shovers. On the other side, David Codding shined in the Shovers with his 539 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns drop 1 spot in the standings to complete in 4th place, while the Shovers move 1 spot to go home with 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Canned Crabs had a rendezvous with The Good Sons. Despite the strength of Eric Lynch with his below-average 441 series, the Crabs accomplished only 1 win against the Sons. Countering this, Michelle Tollefson laid down the law in the Sons with her above-average 392 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Canned Crabs plummet 2 spots in the standings to end the season in 7th place, while the Sons move 1 spot to wind up in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Hulk Smash! faced off against Spanked. Though reinforced by Carl Goetz with his below-average 509 series, the Hulk got swept by Spanked. Simultaneously, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Bill Krejci reigned supreme in Spanked with his above-average 541 as they swept the competition. Hulk Smash! drops 1 spot in the standings to end in 8th place, while Spanked jumps 2 spots to end up with 6th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: David Codding (213) and Pat Searcy (214)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Marca Robinson (Division 4), with Jim Jones (Division 2) landing in second place. Marca will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Jim will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Bill Krejci Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Bill Krejci Runner Up: Demond Robinson	#1 H2H BOWLER Bill Krejci Runner Up: Demond Robinson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Carl Goetz, reassuring Thomas Lin, who was heading to the men's room.