The fourteenth week of Fall 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (165) and series (463) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (255) and series (666) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Hez-Bowl-lah took turns kicking the ball return with Frickin' Ten Pins. Headlined by Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio and his above-average 547 series, Hez-Bowl-lah split the series with Frickin' Ten Pins. On the flipside, Carl Goetz dominated Frickin' Ten Pins with his 520 as they matched their opponent in wins. Hez-Bowl-lah remains in 1st place, while Frickin' Ten Pins remain in 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts traded lane malfunctions with Split Happens. Featuring #1 Power-Ranked John Boren and his breathtaking 666 series, the Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all the Guttersluts needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Guttersluts remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 19 & 20: New Balls, Old Rack alternated between bowling and dry humping I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. In spite of top-billing by Ken M. Wilson with his 577 series, the Old Rack got swept by Not Gutter. In the meantime, #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll showed off in Not Gutter with his miraculous 583 as they swept the competition. New Balls, Old Rack drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Not Gutter remains in 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Manute Bowl couldn't stop inappropriately groping All Belts Are Off. Although topped by Andy McLeod with his powerful 506 series, Manute Bowl accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. While that was going down, Pat Searcy drew the spotlight in the Belt with his above-average 567 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Manute Bowl remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: TBD had some one-on-one time with Bowlkake2. In spite of the prowess of David Parre with his 469 series, TBD accomplished only 1 win against Bowlkake2. Conversely, Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in Bowlkake2 with his above-average 589 as his team took the series with 3 wins. TBD remains in 7th place, while Bowlkake2 jumps 2 spots to 2nd.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (205), Cory Chorpenning (235,218), Jason Carpio (202), John Boren (221,255), Ken M. Wilson (208,203), Pat Searcy (203,202), Ryan Doll (212), and Thomas Lin (221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Stefan Miller eradicated Division 1, while Ryan Doll trounced Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Phil Schroeder came closest), and Aaron Hoyt mopped up Division 4. Finally, David Parre (Division 3) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Stefan Miller governs Division 1; Ryan Doll reigns over Division 2; Phil Schroeder holds the reins in Division 3; and Andy McLeod runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 80) will spend some quality time with 7th-place TBD. The Guttersluts are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while TBD is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 9th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 92) will meet with 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pins. Not Gutter might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 20) will socialize with 4th-place Split Happens. Manute Bowl will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Hez-Bowl-lah (hcp 12) will chuck some balls with 2nd-place Bowlkake2. Hez-Bowl-lah might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowlkake2 ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place New Balls, Old Rack (hcp 22) will challenge 5th-place All Belts Are Off. The Old Rack is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Belt; while the Belt is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Carpio Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: Ryan Doll	#1 H2H BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: John Boren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina." Aaron Hoyt, explaining why he didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.