The fourth week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (194) and series (523) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (238) and series (648) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Your Mom accepted a challenge by Seefeldt the Glasscock. Although topped by Ryan Doll with his 545 series, Your Mom accomplished only 1 win against the Glasscock. Meanwhile, Don Glasscock laid down the law in the Glasscock with his 648 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Your Mom remains in 8th place, while the Glasscock remains in 1st.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sh!t, I Don't Know took turns kicking the ball return with Bad Newz Kennels. Showcasing Cory Chorpenning, Duncan Ferber with their 574 series, I Don't Know split the series with the Kennels. As for the opposition, Carl Goetz drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his above-average 596 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Kennels remain in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run tussled with The GameCox. Reinforced by #1 Power-Ranked Seth Gunderson and his thrilling 537 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over the GameCox. Simultaneously, Jason Carpio took the lead in the GameCox with his below-average 438 despite his team getting swept. Cannonbelt Run leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Ebowla. In spite of the prowess of Nick Allegri with his below-average 451 series, Split Happens got swept by Ebowla. On the flipside, Most Valuable Bowler Travis Kleiner showed off in Ebowla with his outstanding 455 as they swept the competition. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Ebowla moves 1 spot to 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios did battle with Seriously Handicapped. With the strength of Steve Kiernan with his below-average 488 series, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. In the meantime, Tyler Hilker shined in the Handicapped with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 395 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while the Handicapped sinks 1 spot to 10th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (220), Carl Goetz (214,201), Cory Chorpenning (215), David Parre (217), Don Glasscock (238,230), Duncan Ferber (202), Ryan Doll (207), and Seth Gunderson (212)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber crushed Division 1, while Nik Domann whipped Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt ruled Division 3, and Travis Kleiner routed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Don Glasscock and Phil Schroeder (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Nik Domann calls the shots Division 2; Jennifer Seefeldt dominates Division 3; and Travis Kleiner reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Dios Mios will meet with 5th-place The GameCox (hcp 22). Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the GameCox is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 4) will chill with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped. Ebowla might perform well and sweep the series; while the Handicapped ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 75) will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 109) will battle 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will hang out with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 114). I Don't Know is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Your Mom is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Travis Kleiner Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Seth Gunderson Runner Up: Don Glasscock	#1 H2H BOWLER Jennifer Seefeldt Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Amanda is quite the hooker." Seth Gunderson, on the curvature of Amanda's roll.