The eleventh week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (189) and series (480) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (268) and series (666) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios took turns kicking the ball return with You Don't Know Sh!t. Though reinforced by John Boren with his 530 series, Dios Mios got swept by Don't Know Sh!t. On the other half of the score sheet, Duncan Ferber mastered Don't Know Sh!t with his phenomenal 645 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: ? couldn't stop inappropriately groping Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. While headlined by John Coleman with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 441 series, ? accomplished only 1 win against Dr. Strangelanes. Countering this, Seth Gunderson reigned supreme in Dr. Strangelanes with his above-average 538 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as his team took the series with 3 wins. ? leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Dr. Strangelanes move 1 spot to 5th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sofa King Good did battle with Ebowla. Highlighting the skills of Don Glasscock with his 666 series, Sofa King collected 3 wins against Ebowla. Simultaneously, Travis Kleiner drew the spotlight in Ebowla with his 466 despite his team notching only a single win. Sofa King Good remains in 7th place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.
On lanes 25 & 26: 3 Dudes and a Doll celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with It's Britney, Bitch. Blessed by Ryan Doll with his 516 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Britney. Across the ball return, Sarah Buchanan dominated Britney with her fantastic 409 despite her team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd place, while Britney sinks 1 spot to 10th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bad Newz Kennels tussled with Split Happens. In spite of the prowess of Dennis Laube with his 481 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. As for the opposition, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Schooley shined in Split Happens with his outstanding 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (200), Don Glasscock (268,215), Duncan Ferber (201,220,224), and Ryan Schooley (204)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Brian Henderson (196, previous best 179). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Shaun Crockett (492, previous best 473). The 268 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber routed Division 1, while Travis Kleiner trounced Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though John Richardson came closest), and Shaun Crockett shut down Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski runs the show in Division 1; Dennis Laube reigns over Division 2; Kris Hiestand dominates Division 3; and Aubrey Moren tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will socialize with 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 68). 3 Dudes and a Doll is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Ebowla is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place Dios Mios (hcp 60) will roll against 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place Split Happens (hcp 160). Don't Know Sh!t will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (hcp 47) will meet with 7th-place Sofa King Good. Dr. Strangelanes might perform well and win the series; while Sofa King ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place ? will battle 10th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 70). ? is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Britney is anticipated to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Bad Newz Kennels | 29-15 | .659 | 21,200 | n/a |
| 2 | You Don't Know Sh!t | 28-16 | .636 | 24,239 | n/a |
| 3 | 3 Dudes and a Doll | 26-18 | .591 | 20,247 | n/a |
| 4 | ? | 22-22 | .500 | 18,059 | +1 |
| 5 | Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... | 21-23 | .477 | 20,377 | +1 |
| 6 | Dios Mios | 21-23 | .477 | 18,910 | -2 |
| 7 | Sofa King Good | 20-24 | .455 | 22,607 | n/a |
| 8 | Ebowla | 18-26 | .409 | 17,495 | n/a |
| 9 | Split Happens | 16-28 | .364 | 16,211 | +1 |
| 10 | It's Britney, Bitch | 16-28 | .364 | 15,631 | -1 |
