The fourteenth week of Fall 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Jennifer Seefeldt landed this week's high game for the women with a 188, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 484. As for the men, Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (258) and series (598). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds took turns kicking the ball return with Livin' On A Spare. With top billing by Ken M. Wilson with his 563 series, Chico's celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. As for the opposition, Tom Finley guided Livin' On A Spare with his below-average 364 despite his team getting swept. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 1st place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Ain't No Sh!t deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Bowl Movement. Blessed by Duncan Ferber with his above-average 598 series, Ain't No Sh!t split the series with Bowl Movement. Meanwhile, Carter Collins took the lead in Bowl Movement with his above-average 453 as they matched their opponent in wins. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while Bowl Movement sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels kept grabbing the balls of Dave and the Wingers. Topped by Dennis Laube, Freda Schroeder with their 484 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against the Wingers. On the adjacent lane, #1 Head-to-Head Rob Kaszuba mastered the Wingers with his above-average 506 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 7th place, while the Wingers remain in 8th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Is This Billable? chucked gutter balls with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Even though highlighted by the skills of Ryan Doll with his below-average 492 series, Is This Billable? accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. In the meantime, Andrea Caudillo reigned supreme in Spare The Rod with her above-average 435 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Is This Billable? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Spare The Rod jumps 2 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of WWJB. Featuring Bill Krejci with his 527 series, with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren as well as #1 Head-to-Head , Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. While that was going down, AJ Taylor laid down the law in WWJB with his below-average 300 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios leap 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while WWJB remains in 10th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (209), Duncan Ferber (258), Ken M. Wilson (200,203), and Ryan Doll (212)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz routed Division 1, while Chris Lewis had his way with Division 2. John Keck staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. Finally, Janelle (Laube) Lamar (Division 4) dominated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz calls the shots for Division 1; Aubrey Moren reigns over Division 2; Carter Collins governs Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Ain't No Sh!t will hang out with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 145). Ain't No Sh!t is expected to perform weakly as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Dave and the Wingers will spend some quality time with 9th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 16). The Wingers might perform well and win the series; while Livin' On A Spare ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Is This Billable? will roll against 6th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 48). Is This Billable? will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Bowl Movement will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Chico's Bail Bonds will face 10th-place WWJB (hcp 146). Chico's might perform well and sweep the series; while WWJB ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Bad Newz Kennels will meet with 4th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 64). The Kennels are predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Spare The Rod; while Spare The Rod is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Lefty John Boren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Lefty John Boren Runner Up: Rob Kaszuba	#1 H2H BOWLER Rob Kaszuba Runner Up: Carter Collins
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Well, at least Keck will spend less time in the men's room holding up the game." Kris Hiestand, on the death of Betty Page.