By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2009 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Andee Weinfurt picked up this week's high game (164) and series (434) for the women. As for the men, Phil Schroeder snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by John Boren with a 577. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Quick Release kept stealing sips of beer from Rollin' J's. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 486 series, Quick Release accomplished only 1 win against Rollin' J's. On the flipside, Jerry Krall commanded Rollin' J's with his stupendous 458 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Quick Release remains in 3rd place, while Rollin' J's jump 2 spots to 5th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Sweep The Leg, Johnny deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of WWJB. Headlined by John Boren with his 577 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. Conversely, Rich Foster dominated WWJB with his above-average 458 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: BOWLSH!T shared a few beers with Split Happens. Starring Kelly Sands with his above-average 458 series, BOWLSH!T collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Across the ball return, James Long guided Split Happens with his above-average 520 despite his team notching only a single win. BOWLSH!T leaps 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.
On lanes 25 & 26: BILFs had some one-on-one time with Ebowla. With the strength of Scott Murdock with his above-average 510 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Andee Weinfurt, BILFs celebrated a clean sweep over Ebowla. In the midst of this, Sarah Sauer called the shots for Ebowla with her above-average 386 despite her team getting swept. BILFs remains in 4th place, while Ebowla plunges 2 spots to 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads had a delightful time with Chicks With Balls. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power-Ranked Phil Schroeder and his awe-inspiring 555 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Andee Weinfurt, No Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over the Chicks. On the adjacent lane, Tiffany Schmidt showed off in the Chicks with her miraculous 367 despite her team getting swept. No Pinheads remains in 2nd place, while the Chicks remain in 9th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: David Codding (205), Derrick Grimpo (200), James Long (202), Jerry Krall (233), John Boren (214), Pat Searcy (214), Phil Schroeder (236), and Scott Murdock (203)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Jerry Krall (233, previous best 198). 
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube clobbered Division 1, while Brett Schroeder had his way with Division 2. Andee Weinfurt shut down Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Duncan came closest). Finally, Ali Fisher (Division 4) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson holds the reins in Division 1; Brett Schroeder leads Division 2; AJ Hofmann runs the show in Division 3; and Amanda Duncan is in the driver's seat in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will chuck some balls with 2nd-place No Pinheads (hcp 67). Sweep The Leg is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while No Pinheads are forecast to drop their average a bit while endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Quick Release will tussle with 4th-place BILFs (hcp 76). Quick Release might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while BILFs ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Rollin' J's will share a couple of pitchers with 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 365). Rollin' J's will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Ebowla will probably see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place WWJB (hcp 416) will compete against 7th-place BOWLSH!T. WWJB might see their averages fall off a cliff as they get swept; while BOWLSH!T ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 45) will match wits with 10th-place Split Happens. The Chicks are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Sweep The Leg, Johnny | 35-1 | .972 | 19,989 | n/a |
| 2 | No Pinheads | 25-11 | .694 | 17,887 | n/a |
| 3 | Quick Release | 22-14 | .611 | 17,479 | n/a |
| 4 | BILFs | 20-16 | .556 | 14,817 | n/a |
| 5 | Rollin' J's | 17.5-18.5 | .486 | 12,555 | +2 |
| 6 | WWJB | 15-21 | .417 | 14,051 | -1 |
| 7 | BOWLSH!T | 15-21 | .417 | 13,854 | +1 |
| 8 | Ebowla | 15-21 | .417 | 13,306 | -2 |
| 9 | Chicks With Balls | 10.5-25.5 | .292 | 13,013 | n/a |
| 10 | Split Happens | 5-31 | .139 | 12,468 | n/a |





