The fifteenth week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (209) and series (541) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 245, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 582. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: The Prak Attack matched wits with 3 Pin Moon. In spite of top-billing by Shane Pfaffly with his below-average 359 series, the Attack got swept by 3 Pin Moon. Countering this, Ryan Doll mastered 3 Pin Moon with his 547 as they swept the competition. The Prak Attack drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd.

On lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads had a rendezvous with Bowlumpkin. Blessed by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Phil Schroeder and his above-average 544 series, the Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over Bowlumpkin. Meanwhile, AJ Taylor dominated Bowlumpkin with his 440 despite his team getting swept. No Pinheads leap 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Bowlumpkin sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 29 & 30: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers had a delightful time with Empire Strikes Back. Despite the strength of Clay Mellgren with his above-average 502 series, the Urban Achievers accomplished only 1 win against the Empire. On the flipside, Carl Goetz reigned supreme in the Empire with his 582 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers remains in 8th place, while the Empire remains in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz took turns kicking the ball return with Lil' Devils. Featuring Angela Bradford with her 521 series, the Schlitz collected 3 wins against Lil' Devils. Simultaneously, Andrea Caudillo shined in Lil' Devils with her above-average 462 despite her team notching only a single win. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz remains in 1st place, while Lil' Devils remain in 4th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (202), Carl Goetz (225), Freda Schroeder (209), Ken M. Wilson (245), and Ryan Doll (203)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Freda Schroeder came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Chris Lewis came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though AJ Taylor came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Sabrina Gray came closest). Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 1: Ken Wilson and Dennis Laube. Division 2: Chris Lewis and Phil Schroeder. Division 3: Janelle Lamar and AJ Taylor. Division 4: Lawrence Prak and Bill Riley.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (hcp 59) will compete against 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back. The Schlitz is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Empire is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon will hang out with 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 126). 3 Pin Moon might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Lil' Devils ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 5th-place No Pinheads will battle 6th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 102). The Pinheads will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Bowlumpkin will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 7th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 1) will throw some gutter balls with 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. The Attack is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Urban Achievers are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Andrea Caudillo	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Clay Mellgren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?" Carl Goetz, failing to recognize the other team's anchor.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	38-22	.633	28,346	n/a
2	Empire Strikes Back	36-24	.600	31,529	n/a
3	3 Pin Moon	34.5-25.5	.575	30,010	n/a
4	Lil' Devils	30-30	.500	22,839	n/a
5	No Pinheads	28.5-31.5	.475	29,773	+2
6	Bowlumpkin	27-33	.450	25,578	-1
7	The Prak Attack	26-34	.433	21,751	-1
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	20-40	.333	23,327	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 582 Ken Wilson - 577 Ryan Doll - 547 Phil Schroeder - 544 Clay Mellgren - 502	Freda Schroeder - 541 Angela Bradford - 521 Andrea Caudillo - 462 Sarah Sauer - 411 Sabrina Gray - 381
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 640 Ken Wilson - 608 Clay Mellgren - 607 Carl Goetz - 601 Chris Lewis - 588	Freda Schroeder - 622 Andrea Caudillo - 613 Angela Bradford - 590 Sabrina Gray - 570 Sarah Sauer - 559
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 245 Carl Goetz - 225 Ryan Doll - 203 Phil Schroeder - 196 Brett Schroeder - 187	Freda Schroeder - 209 Angela Bradford - 202 Andrea Caudillo - 168 Sabrina Gray - 144 Sarah Sauer - 139
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 255 Carl Goetz - 231 Brett Schroeder - 228 Phil Schroeder - 228 (t) Chris Lewis - 225 AJ Taylor - 219	Freda Schroeder - 236 Angela Bradford - 225 Andrea Caudillo - 218 Sabrina Gray - 207 Sarah Sauer - 188 Tiffany Schmidt - 188 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 58 Brett Schroeder - 39 Phil Schroeder - 36 Chris Lewis - 36 (t) Carl Goetz - 33 AJ Taylor - 31	Freda Schroeder - 43 Angela Bradford - 31 Andrea Caudillo - 31 (t) Sabrina Gray - 23 Tiffany Schmidt - 6 Sarah Sauer - 1

The fourteenth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (242) and series (590) for the women, while Ryan Doll earned this week's high game (230) and series (618) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz chucked gutter balls with Empire Strikes Back. Showcasing #1 Power-Ranked Angela Bradford and her astounding 590 series, the Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over the Empire. While that was going down, Ken M. Wilson dominated the Empire with his 554 despite his team getting swept. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Empire sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 27 & 28: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers did battle with Lil' Devils. Though featuring Mitch Kempker with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 475 series, the Urban Achievers got swept by Lil' Devils. Countering this, Andrea Caudillo laid down the law in Lil' Devils with her above-average 432 as they swept the competition. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers remains in 8th place, while Lil' Devils remain in 4th.

On lanes 29 & 30: The Prak Attack tussled with Bowlumpkin. Despite the strength of Bill Riley with his astonishing 401 series, the Attack accomplished only 1 win against Bowlumpkin. On the other side, Jason Carpio shined in Bowlumpkin with his 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Prak Attack drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bowlumpkin moves 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: 3 Pin Moon shared a platter of cheese sticks with No Pinheads. Blessed by Ryan Doll with his above-average 618 series, 3 Pin Moon collected 3 wins against the Pinheads. Across the ball return, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder reigned supreme in the Pinheads with his stupendous 549 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd place, while the Pinheads remain in 7th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (242), Carl Goetz (204), Jason Carpio (223), Mitch Kempker (209), and Ryan Doll (230,213)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube clobbered Division 1, while Adam Messner got the better of Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar ruled Division 3, and Bill Riley swept Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson reigns over Division 1; Chris Lewis holds the reins in Division 2; Janelle (Laube) Lamar governs Division 3; and Lawrence Prak dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 141) will chill with 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. The Attack is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 3 Pin Moon is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place No Pinheads will challenge 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 100). The Pinheads might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Bowlumpkin ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 172) will compete against 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back. The Urban Achievers will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Empire will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will spend some quality time with 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 95). The Schlitz is predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Lil' Devils; while Lil' Devils are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Moren, Janelle, and I had a three way that last frame. Err, I mean, we were all three in the gutter. Dammit, you know what I mean!" Greg Shelton, with whom the seed for the idea has now been planted.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	35-21	.625	26,438	+1
2	Empire Strikes Back	33-23	.589	29,430	-1
3	3 Pin Moon	30.5-25.5	.545	28,058	n/a
4	Lil' Devils	29-27	.518	21,290	n/a
5	Bowlumpkin	27-29	.482	23,946	+1
6	The Prak Attack	26-30	.464	20,482	-1
7	No Pinheads	24.5-31.5	.438	27,745	n/a
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	19-37	.339	21,646	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 618 Ken Wilson - 554 Jason Carpio - 553 Phil Schroeder - 549 Adam Messner - 507	Angela Bradford - 590 Freda Schroeder - 510 Andrea Caudillo - 432 Janelle Lamar - 412 Sabrina Gray - 373
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 649 Ryan Doll - 644 Bill Riley - 612 Adam Messner - 591 Ken Wilson - 585	Angela Bradford - 664 Freda Schroeder - 591 Andrea Caudillo - 585 Sabrina Gray - 562 Janelle Lamar - 558
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 230 Jason Carpio - 223 Mitch Kempker - 209 Carl Goetz - 204 Phil Schroeder - 196	Angela Bradford - 242 Freda Schroeder - 182 Andrea Caudillo - 180 Janelle Lamar - 146 Sabrina Gray - 133
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ryan Doll - 238 AJ Taylor - 230 Orion Kinkaid - 229 Phil Schroeder - 229 (t) Jason Carpio - 229 (t)	Angela Bradford - 266 Andrea Caudillo - 231 Freda Schroeder - 209 Tiffany Schmidt - 196 Sabrina Gray - 196 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Orion Kinkaid - 42 AJ Taylor - 42 (t) Ryan Doll - 41 Bill Riley - 39 Phil Schroeder - 38 Lawrence Prak - 34	Angela Bradford - 73 Andrea Caudillo - 44 Freda Schroeder - 16 Tiffany Schmidt - 14 Sabrina Gray - 12

The thirteenth week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (235) and series (563) for the women, while Jason Carpio earned this week's high game (286) and series (633) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of The Prak Attack. Demonstrating the prowess of Aubrey Moren with his 524 series, the Pinheads split the series with the Attack. Conversely, Shane Pfaffly shined in the Attack with his below-average 398 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Bill Riley) as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the Attack remains in 5th.

On lanes 27 & 28: Bowlumpkin sparred with 3 Pin Moon. Blessed by Jason Carpio with his powerful 633 series, Bowlumpkin collected 3 wins against 3 Pin Moon. As for the opposition, Adam Messner mastered 3 Pin Moon with his 478 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlumpkin leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd.

On lanes 29 & 30: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz alternated between bowling and dry humping Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Despite the strength of Angela Bradford with her above-average 563 series, the Schlitz accomplished only 1 win against the Urban Achievers. On the other side, Sarah Sauer called the shots for the Urban Achievers with her above-average 432 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz remains in 2nd place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Lil' Devils waged a heated competition against Empire Strikes Back. Despite being led by #1 Head-to-Head Janelle (Laube) Lamar and her above-average 463 series, Lil' Devils accomplished only 1 win against the Empire. While that was going down, #1 Power-Ranked Ken M. Wilson laid down the law in the Empire with his above-average 615 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Lil' Devils remains in 4th place, while the Empire remains in 1st.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Adam Messner (203), AJ Taylor (215), Angela Bradford (235), Jason Carpio (286), Ken M. Wilson (224,231), and Rob Kaszuba (215)

New personal high games were set tonight by Jason Carpio (286, previous best 276) and AJ Taylor (215, previous best 190).

Angela Bradford earned this season's women's high game with her 235 In addition, Jason Carpio nabbed this season's men's high game with his 286.

The 235 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 5th-best women's game in league history!
The 286 rolled by Jason Carpio is tied for the 3rd-best game in league history!
The 563 rolled by Angela Bradford is tied for the 10th-best women's series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ian Goetz came closest), while Chris Lewis staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. AJ Taylor decimated Division 3, and Bill Riley rolled his ass to the top of Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson runs the show in Division 1; Chris Lewis tops Division 2; AJ Taylor holds the reins in Division 3; and Lawrence Prak reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (hcp 63) will battle 1st-place Empire Strikes Back. The Schlitz is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Empire is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 16) will roll against 4th-place Lil' Devils. The Urban Achievers might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Lil' Devils ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 5th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 35) will chuck some balls with 6th-place Bowlumpkin. The Attack will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowlumpkin will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon will match wits with 7th-place No Pinheads (hcp 3). 3 Pin Moon is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Pinheads are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Bill Riley Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER Janelle (Laube) Lamar Runner Up: Bill Riley
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I was bowling tonight like I was Ian's and Angela's love child." Bob Brunker, on his parentage. You know, I can kind of see it.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Empire Strikes Back	33-19	.635	27,498	n/a
2	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	31-21	.596	24,523	n/a
3	3 Pin Moon	27.5-24.5	.529	26,039	n/a
4	Lil' Devils	25-27	.481	19,798	n/a
5	The Prak Attack	25-27	.481	19,031	n/a
6	Bowlumpkin	24-28	.462	22,127	+1
7	No Pinheads	23.5-28.5	.452	25,752	-1
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	19-33	.365	20,152	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Jason Carpio - 633 Ken Wilson - 615 Aubrey Moren - 524 Ian Goetz - 524 (t) Carl Goetz - 509 AJ Taylor - 488	Angela Bradford - 563 Freda Schroeder - 488 Janelle Lamar - 463 Sarah Sauer - 432 Andrea Caudillo - 407
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Jason Carpio - 673 Ken Wilson - 648 AJ Taylor - 634 Bill Riley - 608 Aubrey Moren - 593	Angela Bradford - 639 Janelle Lamar - 611 Sarah Sauer - 583 Freda Schroeder - 569 Andrea Caudillo - 560
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 286 Ken Wilson - 231 Rob Kaszuba - 215 AJ Taylor - 215 (t) Adam Messner - 203 Carl Goetz - 193	Angela Bradford - 235 Freda Schroeder - 172 Janelle Lamar - 168 Sarah Sauer - 150 Andrea Caudillo - 146
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 299 AJ Taylor - 263 Rob Kaszuba - 245 Ken Wilson - 242 Adam Messner - 230	Angela Bradford - 260 Janelle Lamar - 217 Sarah Sauer - 200 Freda Schroeder - 199 Andrea Caudillo - 197
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 103 AJ Taylor - 76 Rob Kaszuba - 53 Ken Wilson - 45 Adam Messner - 37	Angela Bradford - 67 Janelle Lamar - 30 Sarah Sauer - 13 Andrea Caudillo - 10 Freda Schroeder - 6

The tweltfh week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (201) and series (582) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (251) and series (708) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Empire Strikes Back did battle with Bowlumpkin. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his powerful 708 series, the Empire collected 3 wins against Bowlumpkin. While that was going down, AJ Taylor oversaw Bowlumpkin with his above-average 447 despite his team notching only a single win. Empire Strikes Back leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Bowlumpkin plunges 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 27 & 28: The Prak Attack couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Headlined by Shane Pfaffly with his dazzling 491 series, the Attack celebrated a clean sweep over the Schlitz. Simultaneously, Angela Bradford drew the spotlight in the Schlitz with her terrific 582 despite her team getting swept. The Prak Attack leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while the Schlitz sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 29 & 30: Lil' Devils hung out with 3 Pin Moon. Though featuring Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 460 series, Lil' Devils accomplished only 1 win against 3 Pin Moon. On the flipside, Ryan Doll reigned supreme in 3 Pin Moon with his 568 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Lil' Devils remains in 4th place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: No Pinheads kept grabbing the balls of Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Showcasing Aubrey Moren with his thrilling 594 series, the Pinheads split the series with the Urban Achievers. Countering this, Mitch Kempker called the shots for the Urban Achievers with his 562 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Greg Shelton) as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads remains in 6th place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 8th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (201,201), Aubrey Moren (206,204), Carl Goetz (251,246,211), Ken M. Wilson (203), and Mitch Kempker (215)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Sarah Sauer (180, previous best 175). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Aubrey Moren (594, previous best 585).

Adding to the excitement, the 708 rolled by Carl Goetz is this season's new high series for men.

The 582 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 5th-best women's series in league history!
The 708 rolled by Carl Goetz is tied for the 7th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz spanked Division 1, while Angela Bradford got the better of Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Andrea Caudillo came closest), and Lawrence Prak whipped Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Angela Bradford and Brett Schroeder dominate Division 2 in a tie; Janelle (Laube) Lamar reigns over Division 3; and Lawrence Prak calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place No Pinheads will meet with 5th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 137). The Pinheads are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Attack is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 107) will chuck some balls with 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. Bowlumpkin might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 3 Pin Moon ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 2nd-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will socialize with 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 114). The Schlitz will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Urban Achievers will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 158) will face 1st-place Empire Strikes Back. Lil' Devils are predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Empire is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Greg Shelton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Aubrey Moren	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Aubrey Moren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Andrea is quite the hooker." Rob Kaszuba, on the curvature of Andrea's roll.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Empire Strikes Back	30-18	.625	25,421	+1
2	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	30-18	.625	22,796	-1
3	3 Pin Moon	26.5-21.5	.552	24,062	n/a
4	Lil' Devils	24-24	.500	18,274	n/a
5	The Prak Attack	23-25	.479	17,506	+2
6	No Pinheads	21.5-26.5	.448	23,804	n/a
7	Bowlumpkin	21-27	.438	20,215	-2
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	16-32	.333	18,730	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 708 Aubrey Moren - 594 Ryan Doll - 568 Mitch Kempker - 562 Ken Wilson - 551	Angela Bradford - 582 Andrea Caudillo - 460 Freda Schroeder - 454 Janelle Lamar - 445 Sarah Sauer - 442
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 724 Aubrey Moren - 668 Greg Shelton - 636 Shane Pfaffly - 635 Lawrence Prak - 612	Angela Bradford - 663 Andrea Caudillo - 618 Janelle Lamar - 596 Sarah Sauer - 595 Sabrina Gray - 573
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 251 Mitch Kempker - 215 Aubrey Moren - 206 Ken Wilson - 203 Ryan Doll - 195	Angela Bradford - 201 Andrea Caudillo - 181 Sarah Sauer - 180 Janelle Lamar - 162 Freda Schroeder - 156
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 256 Aubrey Moren - 230 Shane Pfaffly - 226 Greg Shelton - 225 Mitch Kempker - 224 Lawrence Prak - 224 (t)	Andrea Caudillo - 233 Sarah Sauer - 231 Angela Bradford - 228 Janelle Lamar - 212 Sabrina Gray - 207
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 58 Lawrence Prak - 43 Greg Shelton - 40 Shane Pfaffly - 38 Aubrey Moren - 37	Andrea Caudillo - 47 Sarah Sauer - 44 Angela Bradford - 35 Janelle Lamar - 25 Sabrina Gray - 23