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Spring 2010, Week 2

Posted by BowlingBot On January - 26 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2010 Week 2 Robo-RecapThe second week of Spring 2010 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (175) and series (464) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Dennis Laube with a 592. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers had some one-on-one time with The Prak Attack. Although topped by Mitch Kempker with his below-average 579 series, the Urban Achievers accomplished only 1 win against the Attack. Meanwhile, Shane Pfaffly dominated the Attack with his staggering 425 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Lawrence Prak) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while the Attack jumps 2 spots to 6th.

week2On lanes 27 & 28: Bowlumpkin couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Lil' Devils. Blessed by Dave Winger with his above-average 412 series, Bowlumpkin collected 3 wins against Lil' Devils. On the flipside, Janelle (Laube) Lamar commanded Lil' Devils with her 393 despite her team notching only a single win. Bowlumpkin leaps 3 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Lil' Devils plunge 2 spots to 5th.

On lanes 29 & 30: 3 Pin Moon shared a few beers with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Featuring Ryan Doll with his 569 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Adam Messner, 3 Pin Moon celebrated a clean sweep over the Schlitz. On the other half of the score sheet, Bob Brunker mastered the Schlitz with his 519 despite his team getting swept. 3 Pin Moon remains in 1st place, while the Schlitz plunges 2 spots to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Empire Strikes Back sparred with No Pinheads. Regardless of the star power of Carl Goetz with his 559 series, the Empire got swept by the Pinheads. In the midst of this, #1 Head-to-Head Dennis Laube drew the spotlight in the Pinheads with his wondrous 592 as they swept the competition. Empire Strikes Back plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while the Pinheads jump 2 spots to 2nd.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (215), Carl Goetz (203), Dennis Laube (214), Mitch Kempker (213,209), and Ryan Doll (234)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Adam Messner (541, previous best 539).

Adding to the excitement, the 234 rolled by Ryan Doll is this season's new high game for men.


The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Ryan Doll
2. Rob Kaszuba
3. Carl Goetz
4. Aubrey Moren
5. Dennis Laube
6. Ken Wilson
7. Ian Goetz
8. Bob Brunker
DIVISION 2
1. Adam Messner
2. Angela Bradford
3. Freda Schroeder
4. Scott Murdock
5. Phil Schroeder
6. Brett Schroeder
7. Chris Lewis
8. Sarah Sauer
DIVISION 3
1. Jim Flath
2. Janelle Lamar
3. Dave Winger
4. Shane Pfaffly
5. Andrea Caudillo
6. Greg Shelton
7. AJ Taylor
8. Joe Longstreet
DIVISION 4
1. Orion Kinkaid
2. Amy Goodnow
3. Tiffany Schmidt
4. Sabrina Gray
5. Bill Riley
6. Lawrence Prak
7. Kim Shelton



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 76) will socialize with 7th-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Bowlumpkin is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Schlitz is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 27&28, 8th-place Empire Strikes Back will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 189). The Empire might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Attack ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 29&30, 5th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 155) will test their mettle against 2nd-place No Pinheads. Lil' Devils will likely roll decently, but split the series with the Pinheads; while the Pinheads will probably drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 31&32, 1st-place 3 Pin Moon will chill with 3rd-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 177). 3 Pin Moon is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Urban Achievers are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Adam Messner
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Lawrence Prak
Runner Up:
Dennis Laube

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Dennis Laube
Runner Up:
Adam Messner

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Oh, that's Sabrina's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture."

Bill Riley, describing Lawrence Prak to one of the rookies.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 3 Pin Moon 7-1 .875 4,184 n/a
2 No Pinheads 6-2 .750 4,062 +2
3 Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 4-4 .500 3,414 -1
4 Bowlumpkin 4-4 .500 3,138 +3
5 Lil' Devils 4-4 .500 2,905 -2
6 The Prak Attack 4-4 .500 2,659 +2
7 Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz 2-6 .250 3,596 -2
8 Empire Strikes Back 1-7 .125 4,078 -2
Top Individual Achievements for Week 2
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Dennis Laube - 592
Mitch Kempker - 579
Ryan Doll - 569
Carl Goetz - 559
Aubrey Moren - 546
Freda Schroeder - 464
Angela Bradford - 429
Sarah Sauer - 428
Janelle Lamar - 393
Andrea Caudillo - 389
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Dennis Laube - 678
Phil Schroeder - 660
Adam Messner - 644
Lawrence Prak - 635
Shane Pfaffly - 626
Sarah Sauer - 588
Andrea Caudillo - 569
Janelle Lamar - 561
Freda Schroeder - 548
Sabrina Gray - 545
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 234
Aubrey Moren - 215
Dennis Laube - 214
Mitch Kempker - 213
Carl Goetz - 203
Freda Schroeder - 175
Sarah Sauer - 169
Andrea Caudillo - 157
Angela Bradford - 155
Janelle Lamar - 147
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Dave Winger - 245
Dennis Laube - 242
Ryan Doll - 237
Phil Schroeder - 236
Aubrey Moren - 228
Sarah Sauer - 222
Sabrina Gray - 220
Andrea Caudillo - 217
Janelle Lamar - 203
Freda Schroeder - 203 (t)
Kim Shelton - 180
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dave Winger - 61
Lawrence Prak - 50
Dennis Laube - 50 (t)
Phil Schroeder - 49
Bill Riley - 42
Orion Kinkaid - 39
Sabrina Gray - 39
Sarah Sauer - 36
Andrea Caudillo - 32
Janelle Lamar - 17
Freda Schroeder - 10

Spring 2010, Week 1

Posted by BowlingBot On January - 19 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2010 Week 1 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2010 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (198) and series (538) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Mitch Kempker with a 616. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Empire Strikes Back had a rendezvous with 3 Pin Moon. Though featuring Ken M. Wilson with his 586 series, the Empire accomplished only 1 win against 3 Pin Moon. Countering this, Ryan Doll oversaw 3 Pin Moon with his 589 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Empire Strikes Back begins with 6th place, while 3 Pin Moon gets going with 1st.

week1On lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Led by Aubrey Moren with his 549 series, the Pinheads split the series with the Schlitz. On the other side, Angela Bradford ruled the Schlitz with her 538 as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads gets underway in 4th place, while the Schlitz begins in 5th.

On lanes 29 & 30: Bowlumpkin couldn't stop inappropriately groping Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Regardless of the star power of Rich Foster with his thrilling 519 series, Bowlumpkin accomplished only 1 win against the Urban Achievers. As for the opposition, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Mitch Kempker mastered the Urban Achievers with his 616 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlumpkin starts out in 7th place, while the Urban Achievers commence the season with 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Lil' Devils alternated splits with The Prak Attack. Topped by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her 390 series, Lil' Devils collected 3 wins against the Attack. Across the ball return, Joe Longstreet shined in the Attack with his 365 despite his team notching only a single win. Lil' Devils leaves the gate in 3rd place, while the Attack gets rolling in 8th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (219), Carl Goetz (211), Ken M. Wilson (224), Mitch Kempker (218,220), Rich Foster (200), Rob Kaszuba (212,200), and Ryan Doll (222)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Rob Kaszuba (561, previous best 523).


The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Ryan Doll
2. Ken Wilson
3. Rob Kaszuba
4. Aubrey Moren
5. Carl Goetz
6. Angela Bradford
7. Bob Brunker
8. Ian Goetz
DIVISION 2
1. Freda Schroeder
2. Dennis Laube
3. Adam Messner
4. Scott Murdock
5. Brett Schroeder
6. Phil Schroeder
7. Chris Lewis
8. Greg Shelton
DIVISION 3
1. Sarah Sauer
2. Jim Flath
3. AJ Taylor
4. Janelle Lamar
5. Amy Goodnow
6. Andrea Caudillo
7. Dave Winger
8. Joe Longstreet
DIVISION 4
1. Tiffany Schmidt
2. Shane Pfaffly
3. Orion Kinkaid
4. Bill Riley
5. Lawrence Prak



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers will spend some quality time with 8th-place The Prak Attack (estimated hcp 83). The Urban Achievers are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Attack is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 9) will challenge 3rd-place Lil' Devils. Bowlumpkin might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Lil' Devils ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 29&30, 1st-place 3 Pin Moon will chill with 5th-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (estimated hcp 54). 3 Pin Moon will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Schlitz will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 31&32, 6th-place Empire Strikes Back will test their mettle against 4th-place No Pinheads (hcp 25). The Empire is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Pinheads are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


No one
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Mitch Kempker
Runner Up:
Rob Kaszuba

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Mitch Kempker
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Murdock, Andrea, and I had a three way that last frame. Err, I mean, we were all three in the gutter. Dammit, you know what I mean!"

Adam Messner, with whom the seed for the idea has now been planted.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 3 Pin Moon 3-1 .750 2,088 n/a
2 Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 3-1 .750 1,822 n/a
3 Lil' Devils 3-1 .750 1,497 n/a
4 No Pinheads 2-2 .500 1,951 n/a
5 Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz 2-2 .500 1,873 n/a
6 Empire Strikes Back 1-3 .250 2,048 n/a
7 Bowlumpkin 1-3 .250 1,620 n/a
8 The Prak Attack 1-3 .250 1,242 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Mitch Kempker - 616
Ryan Doll - 589
Ken Wilson - 586
Rob Kaszuba - 561
Aubrey Moren - 549
Angela Bradford - 538
Freda Schroeder - 496
Sarah Sauer - 401
Janelle Lamar - 390
Amy Goodnow - 382
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Mitch Kempker - 616
Ryan Doll - 598
Ken Wilson - 598 (t)
Rob Kaszuba - 592
Carl Goetz - 590
Aubrey Moren - 589
Angela Bradford - 588
Freda Schroeder - 580
Sarah Sauer - 561
Janelle Lamar - 558
Amy Goodnow - 557
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 224
Ryan Doll - 222
Mitch Kempker - 220
Aubrey Moren - 219
Rob Kaszuba - 212
Angela Bradford - 198
Freda Schroeder - 194
Janelle Lamar - 155
Sarah Sauer - 154
Andrea Caudillo - 153
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 234
Aubrey Moren - 232
Ken Wilson - 228
Carl Goetz - 225
Ryan Doll - 225 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 222
Angela Bradford - 214
Andrea Caudillo - 213
Janelle Lamar - 211
Sarah Sauer - 207
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Phil Schroeder - 47
Dave Winger - 38
Aubrey Moren - 36
Adam Messner - 31
Carl Goetz - 29
Ken Wilson - 29 (t)
Orion Kinkaid - 29 (t)
Bill Riley - 29 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 29
Andrea Caudillo - 28
Janelle Lamar - 25
Sarah Sauer - 21
Angela Bradford - 19

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