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Fall 2008, Week 14

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 25 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 14 Robo-RecapThe fourteenth week of Fall 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Jennifer Seefeldt landed this week's high game for the women with a 188, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 484. As for the men, Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (258) and series (598). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds spent a romantic evening with Livin' On A Spare. Starring Ken M. Wilson with his 563 series, Chico's celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. Meanwhile, Tom Finley called the shots for Livin' On A Spare with his below-average 364 despite his team getting swept. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 1st place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 9th.

An irritated Kody waits for Russell to bowl.On lanes 21 & 22: Ain't No Sh!t tussled with Bowl Movement. Blessed by Duncan Ferber with his above-average 598 series, Ain't No Sh!t split the series with Bowl Movement. On the adjacent lane, Carter Collins mastered Bowl Movement with his above-average 453 as they matched their opponent in wins. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while Bowl Movement sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels faced off against Dave and the Wingers. Showcasing Dennis Laube, Freda Schroeder with their 484 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against the Wingers. While that was going down, #1 Head-to-Head Rob Kaszuba laid down the law in the Wingers with his above-average 506 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 7th place, while the Wingers remain in 8th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Is This Billable? celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. In spite of the prowess of Ryan Doll with his below-average 492 series, Is This Billable? accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. Simultaneously, Andrea Caudillo dominated Spare The Rod with her above-average 435 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Is This Billable? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Spare The Rod jumps 2 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios had a rendezvous with WWJB. With top billing by Bill Krejci with his 527 series, with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren as well as #1 Head-to-Head , Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. As for the opposition, AJ Taylor reigned supreme in WWJB with his below-average 300 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios leap 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while WWJB remains in 10th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (209), Duncan Ferber (258), Ken M. Wilson (200,203), and Ryan Doll (212)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz mopped up Division 1, while Chris Lewis cleaned up Division 2. John Keck eradicated Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. Finally, Janelle (Laube) Lamar (Division 4) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz dominates Division 1; Aubrey Moren governs Division 2; Carter Collins runs the show in Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Ain't No Sh!t will face 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 145). Ain't No Sh!t is expected to see their averages fall off a cliff as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Dave and the Wingers will socialize with 9th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 16). The Wingers might perform well and win the series; while Livin' On A Spare ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Is This Billable? will chuck some balls with 6th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 48). Is This Billable? will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Bowl Movement will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Chico's Bail Bonds will throw some gutter balls with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 146). Chico's might perform well and sweep the series; while WWJB ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Bad Newz Kennels will spend some quality time with 4th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 64). The Kennels are predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Spare The Rod; while Spare The Rod is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Lefty John Boren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Lefty John Boren
Runner Up:
Rob Kaszuba

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Rob Kaszuba
Runner Up:
Carter Collins

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I normally play with house balls, but tonight Carl let me play with his."

Ben Lee, taking his hands from a place many hands have been to a place only Carl Goetz's hands have been.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 40.5-15.5 .723 27,001 n/a
2 Ain't No Sh!t 37-19 .661 31,038 n/a
3 Dios Mios 34-22 .607 23,895 +1
4 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 31.5-24.5 .563 23,413 +2
5 Is This Billable? 31-25 .554 24,053 -2
6 Bowl Movement 31-25 .554 21,370 -1
7 Bad Newz Kennels 30-26 .536 26,259 n/a
8 Dave and the Wingers 20-36 .357 18,681 n/a
9 Livin' On A Spare 16-40 .286 19,926 n/a
10 WWJB 9-47 .161 19,433 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 598
Ken Wilson - 563
Kendall Kukowski - 546
Carl Goetz - 534
Bill Krejci - 527
Freda Schroeder - 484
Jennifer Seefeldt - 446
Andrea Caudillo - 435
Janelle Lamar - 404
Patty Morrisey - 377
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Rob Kaszuba - 630
Duncan Ferber - 629
Lefty John Boren - 620
Carter Collins - 604
Chris Lewis - 598
Patty Morrisey - 588
Janelle Lamar - 584
Andrea Caudillo - 583
Freda Schroeder - 577
Jennifer Seefeldt - 568
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 258
Ryan Doll - 212
Bill Krejci - 209
Ken Wilson - 203
Kendall Kukowski - 195
Jennifer Seefeldt - 188
Andrea Caudillo - 182
Freda Schroeder - 171
Janelle Lamar - 164
Patty Morrisey - 155
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 268
Rob Kaszuba - 234
Bill Krejci - 229
Brett Schroeder - 223
Lefty John Boren - 223 (t)
Andrea Caudillo - 231
Jennifer Seefeldt - 228
Patty Morrisey - 225
Janelle Lamar - 224
Freda Schroeder - 202
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Duncan Ferber - 71
Rob Kaszuba - 45
Lefty John Boren - 39
Chris Lewis - 36
Brett Schroeder - 35
Andrea Caudillo - 44
Patty Morrisey - 43
Jennifer Seefeldt - 39
Janelle Lamar - 39 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 10
Blair Vance - 8

Fall 2008, Week 13

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 18 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 13 Robo-RecapThe thirteenth week of Fall 2008 saw five teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (170) and series (468) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (286) and series (641) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB entered a showdown to the death with Dave and the Wingers. While headlined by Justin Wehrman with his above-average 451 series, WWJB got swept by the Wingers. On the other side, Rob Kaszuba guided the Wingers with his above-average 473 as they swept the competition. WWJB remains in 10th place, while the Wingers move 1 spot to 8th.

week13On lanes 21 & 22: Is This Billable? alternated between bowling and dry humping Dios Mios. Starring Ryan Doll with his below-average 510 series, Is This Billable? celebrated a clean sweep over Dios Mios. While that was going down, Bill Krejci dominated Dios Mios with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 441 despite his team getting swept. Is This Billable? leaps 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Livin' On A Spare traded lane malfunctions with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Despite being led by Tom Finley with his below-average 355 series, Livin' On A Spare got swept by Spare The Rod. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Power-Ranked Jason Carpio oversaw Spare The Rod with his commanding 611 as they swept the competition. Livin' On A Spare drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Spare The Rod moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels spent some quality time with Bowl Movement. Though featuring Dennis Laube with his below-average 450 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Bowl Movement. Countering this, Travis Kleiner mastered Bowl Movement with his wondrous 521 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Bowl Movement moves 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ain't No Sh!t had a delightful time with Chico's Bail Bonds. Notwithstanding the leadership of Cory Chorpenning with his 641 series, Ain't No Sh!t got swept by Chico's. Simultaneously, Ken M. Wilson shined in Chico's with his 584 (along with a major contribution by #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Chris Lewis, as well as #1 Power Ranked Jason Carpio) as they swept the competition. Ain't No Sh!t drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 1st.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (207), Cory Chorpenning (286), Jason Carpio (253), Ken M. Wilson (221), and Travis Kleiner (208)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Cory Chorpenning (286, previous best 279).

Adding to the excitement, the 286 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is this season's new high game for men.

The 286 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is the new 2nd-best game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Justin Wehrman came closest). Andrea Caudillo decimated Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. Finally, Chris Lewis (Division 2) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz leads Division 1; Aubrey Moren tops Division 2; Carter Collins reigns over Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Chico's Bail Bonds will roll against 9th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 137). Chico's are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Livin' On A Spare is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Ain't No Sh!t will chill with 5th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 189). Ain't No Sh!t might watch their averages take a plunge as they get swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Bad Newz Kennels will battle 8th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 108). The Kennels will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Wingers will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Is This Billable? will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 24). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Spare The Rod ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Dios Mios will test their mettle against 10th-place WWJB (hcp 80). Dios Mios are predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Chris Lewis
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Jason Carpio
Runner Up:
Travis Kleiner

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Chris Lewis
Runner Up:
Andrea Caudillo

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I've got a handful of fun here today!"

Cory Chorpenning, on the goofy moods his teammates were in.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 36.5-15.5 .702 25,020 +1
2 Ain't No Sh!t 35-17 .673 28,859 -1
3 Is This Billable? 30-22 .577 22,391 +2
4 Dios Mios 30-22 .577 22,108 -1
5 Bowl Movement 29-23 .558 19,757 +1
6 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 28.5-23.5 .548 21,737 +1
7 Bad Newz Kennels 27-25 .519 24,424 -3
8 Dave and the Wingers 19-33 .365 17,191 +1
9 Livin' On A Spare 16-36 .308 18,560 -1
10 WWJB 9-43 .173 18,079 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 13
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 641
Jason Carpio - 611
Ken Wilson - 584
Travis Kleiner - 521
Ryan Doll - 510
Andrea Caudillo - 468
Freda Schroeder - 442
Jennifer Seefeldt - 420
Sara Schneider - 380
Janelle Lamar - 373
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Jason Carpio - 699
Travis Kleiner - 643
Cory Chorpenning - 641
Chris Lewis - 628
Ken Wilson - 617
Andrea Caudillo - 619
Sara Schneider - 600
Patty Morrisey - 565
Blair Vance - 556
Janelle Lamar - 553
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 286
Jason Carpio - 253
Ken Wilson - 221
Travis Kleiner - 208
Aubrey Moren - 207
Andrea Caudillo - 170
Jennifer Seefeldt - 169
Freda Schroeder - 157
Sara Schneider - 136
Patty Morrisey - 136 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 132
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 286
Jason Carpio - 282
Travis Kleiner - 248
Aubrey Moren - 244
Ken Wilson - 232
Andrea Caudillo - 220
Sara Schneider - 209
Jennifer Seefeldt - 209 (t)
Patty Morrisey - 207
Emily Podhajsky - 197
Blair Vance - 192
Janelle Lamar - 192 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 90
Cory Chorpenning - 82
Travis Kleiner - 59
Aubrey Moren - 54
Ken Wilson - 35
Andrea Caudillo - 33
Sara Schneider - 28
Patty Morrisey - 25
Jennifer Seefeldt - 19
Emily Podhajsky - 17

Fall 2008, Week 12

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 11 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 12 Robo-RecapThe tweltfh week of Fall 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Jennifer Seefeldt landed this week's high game for the women with a 195, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 518. As for the men, Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (262) and series (627). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios spent some quality time with Bad Newz Kennels. Despite being led by Bill Krejci with his 516 series, Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Simultaneously, Freda Schroeder showed off in the Kennels with her above-average 518 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while the Kennels move 1 spot to 4th.

Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.On lanes 21 & 22: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty alternated between bowling and dry humping WWJB. Featuring Will Jeter with his 458 series, Spare The Rod collected 3 wins against WWJB. While that was going down, Justin Wehrman laid down the law in WWJB with his 414 despite his team notching only a single win. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty remains in 7th place, while WWJB remains in 10th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Chico's Bail Bonds alternated splits with Is This Billable?. Starring Carl Goetz with his 557 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against Is This Billable?. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll dominated Is This Billable? with his above-average 613 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Is This Billable? sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dave and the Wingers took turns kicking the ball return with Ain't No Sh!t. Headlined by Rob Kaszuba with his 447 series, the Wingers split the series with Ain't No Sh!t. Meanwhile, Cory Chorpenning mastered Ain't No Sh!t with his 627 as they matched their opponent in wins. Dave and the Wingers remains in 9th place, while Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bowl Movement had some one-on-one time with Livin' On A Spare. With top billing by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Carter Collins and his amazing 537 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Livin' On A Spare. In the midst of this, Tom Finley commanded Livin' On A Spare with his stupendous 519 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 6th place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 8th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Carter Collins (200), Chris Lewis (214), Cory Chorpenning (262), Duncan Ferber (202), and Ryan Doll (256)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Jennifer Seefeldt (195, previous best 194). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Tom Finley (519, previous best 465).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz conquered Division 1, while Chris Lewis mopped up Division 2. Carter Collins creamed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Dave Winger came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz calls the shots Division 1; Aubrey Moren tops Division 2; Carter Collins is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 10th-place WWJB (hcp 18) will hang out with 9th-place Dave and the Wingers. WWJB is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Wingers are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place Is This Billable? will chill with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 6). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 52) will face 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Livin' On A Spare will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while Spare The Rod will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels will battle 6th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 100). The Kennels might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Bowl Movement ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will roll against 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 84). Ain't No Sh!t is predicted to roll a little low and get swept; while Chico's are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Tom Finley

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Tom Finley

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You must be here to fix the cable."

Freda Schroeder, getting her hopes up.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Ain't No Sh!t 35-13 .729 26,787 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 32.5-15.5 .677 23,064 n/a
3 Dios Mios 30-18 .625 20,533 n/a
4 Bad Newz Kennels 26-22 .542 22,682 +1
5 Is This Billable? 26-22 .542 20,731 -1
6 Bowl Movement 26-22 .542 18,076 n/a
7 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 24.5-23.5 .510 19,811 n/a
8 Livin' On A Spare 16-32 .333 17,263 n/a
9 Dave and the Wingers 15-33 .313 15,666 n/a
10 WWJB 9-39 .188 16,716 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 627
Ryan Doll - 613
Carl Goetz - 557
Carter Collins - 537
Ken Wilson - 531
Freda Schroeder - 518
Jennifer Seefeldt - 473
Andrea Caudillo - 430
Janelle Lamar - 409
Lindsay Jamis - 361
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Carter Collins - 700
Tom Finley - 687
Ryan Doll - 639
Chris Lewis - 633
Cory Chorpenning - 627
Freda Schroeder - 611
Jennifer Seefeldt - 595
Janelle Lamar - 591
Andrea Caudillo - 583
Lindsay Jamis - 555
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 262
Ryan Doll - 256
Chris Lewis - 214
Duncan Ferber - 202
Carter Collins - 200
Jennifer Seefeldt - 195
Janelle Lamar - 186
Freda Schroeder - 183
Andrea Caudillo - 155
Amanda Cox Jeter - 145
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Chris Lewis - 270
Ryan Doll - 264
Cory Chorpenning - 262
Carter Collins - 254
Tom Finley - 240
Janelle Lamar - 246
Jennifer Seefeldt - 235
Freda Schroeder - 214
Amanda Cox Jeter - 208
Andrea Caudillo - 206
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Chris Lewis - 85
Carter Collins - 68
Ryan Doll - 67
Cory Chorpenning - 58
Tom Finley - 54
Janelle Lamar - 62
Jennifer Seefeldt - 46
Amanda Cox Jeter - 24
Freda Schroeder - 22
Andrea Caudillo - 19
Sara Schneider - 19 (t)

Fall 2008, Week 11

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 4 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 11 Robo-RecapThe eleventh week of Fall 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (174) and series (511) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (245) and series (663) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty alternated between bowling and dry humping Chico's Bail Bonds. Topped by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 435 series, Spare The Rod collected 2.5 wins against Chico's. Simultaneously, Ken M. Wilson called the shots for Chico's with his 567 despite his team losing the matchup with only 1.5 victories. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty remains in 7th place, while Chico's remain in 2nd.

week11On lanes 21 & 22: Bowl Movement did battle with Dave and the Wingers. With top billing by #1 Power-Ranked Carter Collins and his astonishing 499 series, Bowl Movement split the series with the Wingers. Countering this, Rob Kaszuba laid down the law in the Wingers with his phenomenal 521 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowl Movement remains in 6th place, while the Wingers remain in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ain't No Sh!t traded lane malfunctions with Bad Newz Kennels. With the strength of Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 663 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Ain't No Sh!t collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Meanwhile, Freda Schroeder reigned supreme in the Kennels with her above-average 511 despite her team notching only a single win. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios chucked gutter balls with Livin' On A Spare. Blessed by Bill Krejci with his 520 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Kris Hiestand, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. Concurrently, Tom Finley commanded Livin' On A Spare with his above-average 424 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: WWJB couldn't stop inappropriately groping Is This Billable?. In spite of the prowess of AJ Taylor with his above-average 355 series, WWJB got swept by Is This Billable?. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll took the lead in Is This Billable? with his 584 as they swept the competition. WWJB remains in 10th place, while Is This Billable? moves 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (245,234), Duncan Ferber (211), Ken M. Wilson (203), Kendall Kukowski (227,233), Rob Kaszuba (200), and Ryan Doll (219,222)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Kendall Kukowski (657, previous best 640).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Kendall Kukowski whipped Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Dennis Laube came closest). Kris Hiestand won Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Janelle (Laube) Lamar came closest). Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) got the better of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; Aubrey Moren calls the shots Division 2; Carter Collins dominates Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 47) will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty will share a couple of pitchers with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 60). Spare The Rod might perform well and win the series; while WWJB ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will match wits with 4th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 55). Chico's will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Is This Billable? will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 9th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 214) will test their mettle against 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t. The Wingers might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Ain't No Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Bowl Movement will hang out with 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 20). Bowl Movement is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Brett tried to top Blair that frame but wound up getting nothing but dead wood."

Duncan Ferber, describing the typical outcome for Brett Schroeder.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Ain't No Sh!t 33-11 .750 24,577 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 29.5-14.5 .670 21,040 n/a
3 Dios Mios 29-15 .659 18,895 n/a
4 Is This Billable? 25-19 .568 18,938 +1
5 Bad Newz Kennels 23-21 .523 20,884 -1
6 Bowl Movement 23-21 .523 16,380 n/a
7 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 21.5-22.5 .489 18,156 n/a
8 Livin' On A Spare 15-29 .341 15,715 n/a
9 Dave and the Wingers 13-31 .295 14,208 n/a
10 WWJB 8-36 .182 15,334 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 11
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 663
Kendall Kukowski - 657
Ryan Doll - 584
Ken Wilson - 567
Duncan Ferber - 561
Freda Schroeder - 511
Andrea Caudillo - 435
Lindsay Jamis - 413
Jennifer Seefeldt - 397
Janelle Lamar - 378
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 685
Carter Collins - 669
Cory Chorpenning - 663
Rob Kaszuba - 657
Kris Hiestand - 629
Lindsay Jamis - 612
Freda Schroeder - 607
Emily Podhajsky - 596
Andrea Caudillo - 588
Janelle Lamar - 562
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 245
Kendall Kukowski - 233
Ryan Doll - 222
Duncan Ferber - 211
Ken Wilson - 203
Freda Schroeder - 174
Janelle Lamar - 159
Andrea Caudillo - 157
Lindsay Jamis - 145
Jennifer Seefeldt - 139
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Carter Collins - 254
Rob Kaszuba - 245
Cory Chorpenning - 245 (t)
Kendall Kukowski - 242
Ryan Doll - 231
Eric Summers - 227
Janelle Lamar - 220
Lindsay Jamis - 211
Sara Schneider - 208
Andrea Caudillo - 208 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 206
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Carter Collins - 69
Rob Kaszuba - 57
Kendall Kukowski - 45
Eric Summers - 44
Cory Chorpenning - 43
Janelle Lamar - 36
Lindsay Jamis - 28
Sara Schneider - 27
Blair Vance - 25
Emily Podhajsky - 24

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