The thirteenth week of Spring 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 182, and women's high series was bagged by Jennifer Seefeldt with a 486. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (237) and series (657). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels traded lane malfunctions with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Reinforced by Phil Schroeder with his astounding 580 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. In the midst of this, Seth Gunderson guided Dr. Strangelanes with his 514 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens couldn't stop inappropriately groping 3 Dudes and a Doll. Notwithstanding the leadership of James Long with his below-average 493 series, Split Happens got swept by 3 Dudes and a Doll. As for the opposition, Chris Rigdon ruled 3 Dudes and a Doll with his above-average 550 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: It's Britney, Bitch sparred with Dios Mios. In spite of top-billing by Dave Winger with his below-average 374 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Sabrina Gray, Britney managed only 1.5 wins against Dios Mios. Countering this, Bill Krejci showed off in Dios Mios with his above-average 558 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 9th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla shared a platter of cheese sticks with ?. In spite of the prowess of Travis Kleiner with his 450 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against ?. On the other side, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rob Kaszuba took the lead in ? with his fantastic 523 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 8th place, while ? remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sofa King Good entered a showdown to the death with You Don't Know Sh!t. Although blessed by Don Glasscock with his 657 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against Don't Know Sh!t. On the other half of the score sheet, Duncan Ferber shined in Don't Know Sh!t with his 589 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (203), Chris Rigdon (220), Cory Chorpenning (212,202), Don Glasscock (212,208,237), Duncan Ferber (205), John Coleman (223), and Phil Schroeder (222)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Don Glasscock routed Division 1, while Phil Schroeder dominated Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt topped Division 3, and Rob Kaszuba claimed victory in Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Jeff Unseld (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock runs the show in Division 1; Dennis Laube holds the reins in Division 2; Kris Hiestand calls the shots for Division 3; and Shaun Crockett is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will compete against 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 217). Don't Know Sh!t is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Britney is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Sofa King Good will challenge 4th-place ? (hcp 96). Sofa King might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while ? ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 68) will chuck some balls with 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Dr. Strangelanes will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 29) will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Dios Mios. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 23) will tussle with 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. 3 Dudes and a Doll is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Sabrina Gray Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Rob Kaszuba Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Rob Kaszuba Runner Up: Phil Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I ran up to high-five Freda but I tripped face-first into the rack." Cory Chorpenning, motorboatin' his way up to the lane.