The seventh week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (181) and series (497) for the women. As for the men, Phil Schroeder snagged this week's high game with a 245, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 673. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: 3 Dudes and a Doll traded lane malfunctions with Dios Mios. Starring Chris Rigdon with his above-average 542 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll split the series with Dios Mios. Concurrently, Bill Krejci dominated Dios Mios with his below-average 524 as they matched their opponent in wins. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Dios Mios remain in 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens kept grabbing the balls of Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. With top billing by Ben Carmean, Ryan Schooley with their 435 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. On the other half of the score sheet, Scott Murdock oversaw Dr. Strangelanes with his 459 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of It's Britney, Bitch. Demonstrating the prowess of Chris Lewis with his 411 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Tom Finley, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Britney. On the other side, Jeff Unseld called the shots for Britney with his 362 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla leaps 3 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Britney sinks 1 spot to 9th.
On lanes 25 & 26: ? alternated between bowling and dry humping You Don't Know Sh!t. Despite the strength of Rob Kaszuba with his below-average 381 series, ? got swept by Don't Know Sh!t. Across the ball return, Cory Chorpenning shined in Don't Know Sh!t with his 632 as they swept the competition. ? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Don't Know Sh!t moves 1 spot to 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sofa King Good entered a showdown to the death with Bad Newz Kennels. While headlined by Don Glasscock with his 673 series, Sofa King got swept by the Kennels. Meanwhile, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Phil Schroeder commanded the Kennels with his outstanding 622 as they swept the competition. Sofa King Good plummets 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while the Kennels move 1 spot to 2nd.
Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (209), Chris Rigdon (211), Cory Chorpenning (235,200), David Parre (231), Don Glasscock (235,226,212), Kendall Kukowski (201), Nik Domann (205), and Phil Schroeder (245)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Phil Schroeder (245, previous best 231). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Phil Schroeder (622, previous best 606).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Don Glasscock came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Scott Murdock came closest). Chris Rigdon walloped Division 3, and Shaun Crockett rolled his ass to the top of Division 4. Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock leads Division 1; Phil Schroeder runs the show in Division 2; John Richardson reigns over Division 3; and Aubrey Moren tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will compete against 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (hcp 88). Don't Know Sh!t is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels will socialize with 6th-place Ebowla (hcp 83). The Kennels might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will challenge 8th-place ? (hcp 73). 3 Dudes and a Doll will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while ? will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Sofa King Good will test their mettle against 7th-place Dios Mios (hcp 116). Sofa King might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Split Happens will chuck some balls with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 53). Split Happens are predicted to perform well and win the series; while Britney is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | 3 Dudes and a Doll | 21-7 | .750 | 13,024 | n/a |
| 2 | Bad Newz Kennels | 19-9 | .679 | 13,631 | +1 |
| 3 | You Don't Know Sh!t | 17-11 | .607 | 15,727 | +1 |
| 4 | Sofa King Good | 16-12 | .571 | 14,863 | -2 |
| 5 | Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... | 13-15 | .464 | 13,119 | n/a |
| 6 | Ebowla | 13-15 | .464 | 11,312 | +3 |
| 7 | Dios Mios | 12-16 | .429 | 11,901 | n/a |
| 8 | ? | 12-16 | .429 | 11,274 | -2 |
| 9 | It's Britney, Bitch | 10-18 | .357 | 9,974 | -1 |
| 10 | Split Happens | 7-21 | .250 | 10,974 | n/a |
