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Spring 2008, Week 6

Posted by BowlingBot On February - 26 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 6 Robo-RecapThe sixth week of Spring 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (189) and series (510) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (278) and series (770) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: It's Britney, Bitch tussled with Bad Newz Kennels. Showcasing Dave Winger with his above-average 450 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Sarah Buchanan, Britney celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. On the other half of the score sheet, Dennis Laube laid down the law in the Kennels with his 512 despite his team getting swept. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 8th place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 3rd.

week6On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios kept stealing sips of beer from ?. Featuring Bill Krejci with his 581 series, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over ?. In the midst of this, John Coleman showed off in ? with his below-average 454 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 7th place, while ? sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens did battle with Sofa King Good. Although blessed by Ben Carmean with his astounding 479 series, Split Happens got swept by Sofa King. On the adjacent lane, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock guided Sofa King with his outstanding 770 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Sofa King jumps 2 spots to 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: 3 Dudes and a Doll shared a platter of cheese sticks with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Starring Chris Rigdon with his 518 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. As for the opposition, Seth Gunderson ruled Dr. Strangelanes with his below-average 519 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Dr. Strangelanes move 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla had a delightful time with You Don't Know Sh!t. With the strength of Travis Kleiner with his 476 series, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Don't Know Sh!t. On the flipside, Cory Chorpenning dominated Don't Know Sh!t with his below-average 569 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 9th place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (220,201), Cory Chorpenning (205), Don Glasscock (256,278,236), John Richardson (206), and Seth Gunderson (204)


New personal high games were set tonight by Sarah Buchanan (172, previous best 167) and Don Glasscock (278, previous best 277). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Shaun Crockett (461, previous best 456), Sarah Buchanan (411, previous best 387), and Don Glasscock (770, previous best 711).

Don Glasscock nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 278 and 770, respectively.

The 278 rolled by Don Glasscock is the new 3rd-best game in league history!
Don Glasscock SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 770! CONGRATULATIONS!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Don Glasscock triumphed over his enemies in Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Travis Kleiner came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Chris Lewis came closest), and Ben Carmean dominated Division 4. Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) claimed victory in this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) claimed victory in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock tops Division 1; David Parre and Dennis Laube govern Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson calls the shots Division 3; and Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will throw some gutter balls with 7th-place Dios Mios (hcp 56). 3 Dudes and a Doll is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 94) will chill with 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Split Happens might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Ebowla will match wits with 8th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 69). Ebowla will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Britney will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place ? (hcp 163) will battle 4th-place You Don't Know Sh!t. ? might perform well and win the series; while Don't Know Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Sofa King Good will meet with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 55). Sofa King is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Kennels are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Sarah Buchanan
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Don Glasscock
Runner Up:
Ben Carmean

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Don Glasscock
Runner Up:
Ben Carmean

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!"

Ben Carmean, to Jeff Geheb, on the slice of pizza Jeff was wielding.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 3 Dudes and a Doll 19-5 .792 11,257 n/a
2 Sofa King Good 16-8 .667 12,791 +2
3 Bad Newz Kennels 15-9 .625 11,553 -1
4 You Don't Know Sh!t 13-11 .542 13,408 -1
5 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 12-12 .500 11,209 +1
6 ? 12-12 .500 9,700 -1
7 Dios Mios 10-14 .417 10,244 n/a
8 It's Britney, Bitch 10-14 .417 8,646 n/a
9 Ebowla 9-15 .375 9,652 n/a
10 Split Happens 4-20 .167 9,340 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 6
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 770
Bill Krejci - 581
Cory Chorpenning - 569
Duncan Ferber - 564
Seth Gunderson - 519
Jennifer Seefeldt - 510
Freda Schroeder - 437
Sarah Buchanan - 411
Sabrina Gray - 326
Cindy Palmer - 314
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Don Glasscock - 770
Ben Carmean - 661
Jeff Unseld - 644
John Richardson - 636
Jeff Geheb - 627
Sarah Buchanan - 631
Jennifer Seefeldt - 620
Cindy Palmer - 542
Sabrina Gray - 525
Freda Schroeder - 513
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 278
Bill Krejci - 220
John Richardson - 206
Cory Chorpenning - 205
Seth Gunderson - 204
Jennifer Seefeldt - 189
Sarah Buchanan - 172
Freda Schroeder - 159
Cindy Palmer - 132
Sabrina Gray - 119
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 278
Jeff Unseld - 254
John Richardson - 246
Jeff Geheb - 238
Bill Krejci - 231
Sarah Buchanan - 245
Jennifer Seefeldt - 225
Cindy Palmer - 208
Sabrina Gray - 185
Freda Schroeder - 184
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jeff Unseld - 71
Don Glasscock - 59
John Richardson - 57
Jeff Geheb - 56
Ben Carmean - 39
Sarah Buchanan - 64
Jennifer Seefeldt - 35
Cindy Palmer - 27
Sabrina Gray - 2

Spring 2008, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot On February - 19 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 5 Robo-RecapThe fifth week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 199, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 534. As for the men, Cory Chorpenning snagged this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 659. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: ? traded lane malfunctions with Split Happens. Headlined by John Coleman with his 524 series, ? celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. Concurrently, Ryan Simonet took the lead in Split Happens with his above-average 466 despite his team getting swept. ? remains in 5th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 10th.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 21 & 22: 3 Dudes and a Doll accepted a challenge by Sofa King Good. Topped by Ryan Doll with his above-average 582 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Sofa King. As for the opposition, Don Glasscock laid down the law in Sofa King with his 659 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Sofa King remains in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels took turns kicking the ball return with You Don't Know Sh!t. Starring Dennis Laube with his above-average 548 series, and supported tremendously by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Aubrey Moren, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Don't Know Sh!t. While that was going down, Cory Chorpenning dominated Don't Know Sh!t with his 643 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios kept grabbing the balls of Ebowla. Despite the strength of Bill Krejci with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 486 series, Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against Ebowla. Countering this, Travis Kleiner reigned supreme in Ebowla with his below-average 451 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Ebowla moves 1 spot to 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: It's Britney, Bitch alternated splits with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. In spite of the prowess of Dave Winger with his 416 series, Britney got swept by Dr. Strangelanes. On the flipside, Seth Gunderson showed off in Dr. Strangelanes with his 566 as they swept the competition. It's Britney, Bitch drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 6th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (237,216), David Parre (204), Dennis Laube (208,202), Don Glasscock (213,232,214), John Coleman (204), Kendall Kukowski (209), and Ryan Doll (220,206)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Kendall Kukowski conquered Division 1, while Scott Murdock shut down Division 2. John Richardson rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Rob Kaszuba came closest). Finally, Aubrey Moren (Division 4) dominated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski dominates Division 1; David Parre and Scott Murdock lead Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson governs Division 3; and Aubrey Moren reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 142) will test their mettle against 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Britney is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Dios Mios will tussle with 5th-place ? (hcp 19). Dios Mios might roll a little low and get swept; while ? ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 154) will battle 4th-place Sofa King Good. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Sofa King will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will compete against 6th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. 3 Dudes and a Doll might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dr. Strangelanes ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 172) will challenge 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Ebowla is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I slipped in Shaun's puddle."

Ben Carmean, constantly in the middle of the drippy mess.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 3 Dudes and a Doll 16-4 .800 9,354 n/a
2 Bad Newz Kennels 15-5 .750 9,664 +1
3 You Don't Know Sh!t 13-7 .650 11,299 -1
4 Sofa King Good 12-8 .600 10,527 n/a
5 ? 12-8 .600 8,125 n/a
6 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 11-9 .550 9,317 n/a
7 Dios Mios 6-14 .300 8,493 +1
8 It's Britney, Bitch 6-14 .300 7,011 -1
9 Ebowla 5-15 .250 7,966 +1
10 Split Happens 4-16 .200 7,652 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 659
Cory Chorpenning - 643
Kendall Kukowski - 588
Ryan Doll - 582
David Parre - 570
Freda Schroeder - 534
Angela Bradford - 508
Jennifer Seefeldt - 484
Sarah Buchanan - 340
Sabrina Gray - 338
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 693
Kendall Kukowski - 674
Don Glasscock - 659
Scott Murdock - 650
Cory Chorpenning - 643
Freda Schroeder - 615
Jennifer Seefeldt - 599
Angela Bradford - 568
Sarah Buchanan - 563
Cindy Palmer - 530
Sabrina Gray - 530 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 237
Don Glasscock - 232
Ryan Doll - 220
Kendall Kukowski - 209
Dennis Laube - 208
Angela Bradford - 199
Freda Schroeder - 197
Jennifer Seefeldt - 190
Sabrina Gray - 135
Sarah Buchanan - 134
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 246
Scott Murdock - 239
Kendall Kukowski - 237
Cory Chorpenning - 237 (t)
Dennis Laube - 236
Ryan Doll - 232
Don Glasscock - 232 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 228
Freda Schroeder - 224
Angela Bradford - 219
Sarah Buchanan - 208
Sabrina Gray - 199
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Aubrey Moren - 60
Scott Murdock - 50
Kendall Kukowski - 45
Dennis Laube - 43
Ryan Doll - 36
Jennifer Seefeldt - 38
Freda Schroeder - 31
Sarah Buchanan - 27
Angela Bradford - 24
Sabrina Gray - 15

Spring 2008, Week 4

Posted by BowlingBot On February - 12 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 4 Robo-RecapThe fourth week of Spring 2008 saw five teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (192) and series (543) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (269) and series (710) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt shared a few beers with Ebowla. Starring Nik Domann with his 510 series, Dr. Strangelanes collected 3 wins against Ebowla. On the other half of the score sheet, Travis Kleiner ruled Ebowla with his below-average 468 despite his team notching only a single win. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ebowla remains in 10th.

week4On lanes 21 & 22: It's Britney, Bitch matched wits with You Don't Know Sh!t. Despite being led by Gard Gibson with his 439 series, Britney got swept by Don't Know Sh!t. On the other side, Cory Chorpenning showed off in Don't Know Sh!t with his above-average 665 as they swept the competition. It's Britney, Bitch drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Don't Know Sh!t moves 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dios Mios deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Split Happens. Showcasing Bill Krejci with his 587 series, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. Simultaneously, Ryan Simonet drew the spotlight in Split Happens with his 430 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios leap 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of 3 Dudes and a Doll. In spite of the prowess of Dennis Laube with his 503 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against 3 Dudes and a Doll. In the meantime, Chris Rigdon dominated 3 Dudes and a Doll with his fantastic 572 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll moves 1 spot to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: ? traded lane malfunctions with Sofa King Good. Though featuring John Coleman with his above-average 555 series, ? got swept by Sofa King. Concurrently, Don Glasscock reigned supreme in Sofa King with his above-average 710 (benefitted greatly by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler John Koehler) as they swept the competition. ? drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Sofa King moves 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (246), Chris Rigdon (205), Cory Chorpenning (246,224), David Parre (201,204), Don Glasscock (269,235,206), John Coleman (206), and John Koehler (203)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by David Parre (590, previous best 570).

Adding to the excitement, the 710 rolled by Don Glasscock is this season's new high series for men.

The 269 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 4th-best game in league history!
The 710 rolled by Don Glasscock is the new 2nd-best series in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Don Glasscock came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though John Coleman came closest). John Koehler crushed Division 3, and Aubrey Moren vanquished Division 4. Finally, David Parre (Division 2) ruled this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock holds the reins in Division 1; David Parre is in the driver's seat in Division 2; John Koehler tops Division 3; and Aubrey Moren runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place ? will meet with 9th-place Split Happens (hcp 16). ? is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Split Happens are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 66) will spend some quality time with 4th-place Sofa King Good. 3 Dudes and a Doll might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Sofa King ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 93) will compete against 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. The Kennels will likely roll decently and just barely win the series; while Don't Know Sh!t will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Dios Mios will socialize with 10th-place Ebowla (hcp 33). Dios Mios might roll a little low and just barely miss getting swept; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 145) will roll against 6th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Britney is predicted to perform well, but split the series with Dr. Strangelanes; while Dr. Strangelanes are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


John Koehler
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Koehler
Runner Up:
Chris Rigdon

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Koehler
Runner Up:
David Parre

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

Dave Winger, explaining why he didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 3 Dudes and a Doll 13-3 .813 7,359 +1
2 You Don't Know Sh!t 12-4 .750 8,949 +1
3 Bad Newz Kennels 12-4 .750 7,548 -2
4 Sofa King Good 11-5 .688 8,387 +1
5 ? 8-8 .500 6,393 -1
6 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 7-9 .438 7,335 +1
7 It's Britney, Bitch 6-10 .375 5,556 -1
8 Dios Mios 5-11 .313 6,871 +1
9 Split Happens 4-12 .250 6,151 -1
10 Ebowla 2-14 .125 6,336 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 4
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 710
Cory Chorpenning - 665
David Parre - 590
Bill Krejci - 587
Chris Rigdon - 572
Angela Bradford - 543
Freda Schroeder - 477
Jennifer Seefeldt - 438
Jessica Iseman - 368
Sarah Buchanan - 328
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Koehler - 712
Don Glasscock - 710
Chris Rigdon - 687
David Parre - 669
Cory Chorpenning - 665
Angela Bradford - 607
Jessica Iseman - 555
Freda Schroeder - 551
Sarah Buchanan - 551 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 548
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 269
Cory Chorpenning - 246
Bill Krejci - 246 (t)
John Coleman - 206
Chris Rigdon - 205
David Parre - 204
Angela Bradford - 192
Freda Schroeder - 180
Jennifer Seefeldt - 156
Jessica Iseman - 143
Cindy Palmer - 138
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 269
Bill Krejci - 253
John Koehler - 251
Cory Chorpenning - 246
Chris Rigdon - 243
Angela Bradford - 213
Cindy Palmer - 213 (t)
Jessica Iseman - 205
Freda Schroeder - 204
Jennifer Seefeldt - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
John Koehler - 64
Don Glasscock - 56
Bill Krejci - 55
Martin Coady - 55 (t)
Chris Rigdon - 53
Cory Chorpenning - 45
Cindy Palmer - 32
Jessica Iseman - 21
Angela Bradford - 19
Freda Schroeder - 11
Sarah Buchanan - 10

Spring 2008, Week 3

Posted by BowlingBot On February - 5 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 3 Robo-RecapThe third week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (213) and series (572) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (244) and series (662) for the men. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios traded lane malfunctions with It's Britney, Bitch. Though reinforced by Bill Krejci with his below-average 546 series, Dios Mios got swept by Britney. Countering this, Most Valuable Bowler Sarah Buchanan commanded Britney with her commanding 387 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios remains in 9th place, while Britney jumps 2 spots to 6th.

week3On lanes 21 & 22: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt kept stealing sips of beer from Bad Newz Kennels. Despite the strength of Scott Murdock with his 469 series, Dr. Strangelanes got swept by the Kennels. Simultaneously, #1 Power-Ranked Phil Schroeder took the lead in the Kennels with his terrific 556 as they swept the competition. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: ? had a rendezvous with Ebowla. Demonstrating the prowess of John Coleman with his above-average 541 series, ? celebrated a clean sweep over Ebowla. On the flipside, Chris Lewis ruled Ebowla with his 424 despite his team getting swept. ? leaps 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Ebowla remains in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: You Don't Know Sh!t chucked gutter balls with Sofa King Good. With top billing by #1 Head-to-Head Cory Chorpenning and his above-average 662 series, Don't Know Sh!t collected 3 wins against Sofa King. Across the ball return, Don Glasscock shined in Sofa King with his 651 despite his team notching only a single win. You Don't Know Sh!t leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Sofa King plunges 2 spots to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: 3 Dudes and a Doll celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Blessed by Ryan Doll with his below-average 539 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Split Happens. In the meantime, Ryan Simonet showed off in Split Happens with his below-average 405 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 2nd place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (208,213), Bill Krejci (200), Cory Chorpenning (244,213,205), David Parre (229), Don Glasscock (212,226,213), Duncan Ferber (209,226), John Coleman (201), Phil Schroeder (203), and Ryan Doll (200)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Sarah Buchanan (387, previous best 352).

Adding to the excitement, the 572 rolled by Angela Bradford is this season's new high series among women.

The 572 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 7th-best women's series in league history!


The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1
1. Don Glasscock
2. Cory Chorpenning
3. Duncan Ferber
4. Bill Krejci
5. Ryan Doll
6. Seth Gunderson
7. Angela Bradford
8. Kendall Kukowski
9. Freda Schroeder
10. David Parre
DIVISION 2
1. Nik Domann
2. John Coleman
3. Travis Kleiner
4. Dennis Laube
5. Phil Schroeder
6. Scott Murdock
7. Jennifer Seefeldt
8. Chris Rigdon
9. Kris Hiestand
10. Chris Lewis
DIVISION 3
1. Ryan Simonet
2. John Richardson
3. Ryan Schooley
4. John Koehler
5. Rob Kaszuba
6. Jason Garcia
7. Ben Carmean
8. Aubrey Moren
9. Shaun Crockett
10. Sabrina Gray
DIVISION 4
1. John Keck
2. Jeff Unseld
3. Brian Henderson
4. Tom Finley
5. Jeff Geheb
6. Joel Teply
7. Martin Coady
8. Amy Goodnow
9. Sarah Buchanan
10. Cindy Palmer



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will test their mettle against 10th-place Ebowla (hcp 76). Dr. Strangelanes are expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Ebowla; while Ebowla is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 228) will roll against 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Britney might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Dios Mios will hang out with 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 43). Dios Mios will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will face 2nd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 4). The Kennels might perform well and win the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place ? (hcp 125) will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Sofa King Good. ? is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Sofa King is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Sarah Buchanan
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Can I get a government bailout for my bowling fees?"

Dennis Laube, preachin' it.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 11-1 .917 5,630 n/a
2 3 Dudes and a Doll 10-2 .833 5,456 n/a
3 You Don't Know Sh!t 8-4 .667 6,657 +1
4 ? 8-4 .667 4,710 +2
5 Sofa King Good 7-5 .583 6,130 -2
6 It's Britney, Bitch 6-6 .500 4,178 +2
7 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 4-8 .333 5,521 -2
8 Split Happens 4-8 .333 4,705 -1
9 Dios Mios 1-11 .083 5,170 n/a
10 Ebowla 1-11 .083 4,772 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 3
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 662
Don Glasscock - 651
Duncan Ferber - 614
David Parre - 559
Phil Schroeder - 556
Angela Bradford - 572
Freda Schroeder - 479
Jennifer Seefeldt - 449
Sarah Buchanan - 387
Sabrina Gray - 367
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 681
Phil Schroeder - 671
David Parre - 659
Don Glasscock - 651
John Coleman - 644
Angela Bradford - 658
Sarah Buchanan - 636
Sabrina Gray - 563
Jennifer Seefeldt - 552
Freda Schroeder - 541
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 244
David Parre - 229
Duncan Ferber - 226
Don Glasscock - 226 (t)
Phil Schroeder - 203
John Coleman - 201
Angela Bradford - 213
Freda Schroeder - 187
Jennifer Seefeldt - 165
Sarah Buchanan - 139
Sabrina Gray - 125
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
David Parre - 262
Cory Chorpenning - 250
Phil Schroeder - 241
John Coleman - 235
Tom Finley - 235 (t)
Dennis Laube - 230
Angela Bradford - 241
Sarah Buchanan - 222
Freda Schroeder - 207
Jennifer Seefeldt - 199
Cindy Palmer - 190
Sabrina Gray - 190 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
David Parre - 71
Tom Finley - 55
Cory Chorpenning - 52
Phil Schroeder - 51
John Coleman - 44
Angela Bradford - 49
Sarah Buchanan - 43
Freda Schroeder - 13
Cindy Palmer - 9
Jennifer Seefeldt - 8

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