The Spring 2006 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 156, and women's high series was bagged by Andrea Wilson with a 425. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (299) and series (675). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! entered a showdown to the death with Split Happens. Despite the strength of Seth Gunderson with his above-average 556 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the adjacent lane, James Long reigned supreme in Split Happens with his commanding 630 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Split Happens remain in 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Demonstrating the prowess of Ken M. Wilson with his powerful 675 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Yoohoo. Conversely, Stefan Miller showed off in Yoohoo with his stupendous 573 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 3rd place, while Yoohoo sinks 1 spot to 5th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Yo Mama alternated splits with Bora Bora. Although blessed by Andy Metzler with his 538 series, Yo Mama got swept by Bora Bora. Across the ball return, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Richardson ruled Bora Bora with his phenomenal 647 as they swept the competition. Yo Mama drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bora Bora jumps 2 spots to 4th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka couldn't stop inappropriately groping Guttersluts. Reinforced by Will Jeter with his 426 series, Tatonka split the series with Guttersluts. On the flipside, Travis Kleiner dominated Guttersluts with his 356 as they matched their opponent in wins. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (201), Carl Goetz (213), David Codding (213,236,204), James Long (233), John Richardson (226,209,212), Ken M. Wilson (299), Seth Gunderson (222), Stefan Miller (201,201), and Thomas Lin (212)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Ken M. Wilson (299, previous best 256). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by James Long (630, previous best 598), Andrea Wilson (425, previous best 403), and John Richardson (647, previous best 644).
Adding to the excitement, the 299 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high game for men.
KEN M. WILSON SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH GAME WITH HIS 299! CONGRATULATIONS!
The 675 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 9th-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Stefan Miller crushed Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Freda Schroeder came closest), and Andrea Wilson clobbered Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz reigns over Division 1; David Codding holds the reins in Division 2; Tim Segraves leads Division 3; and Ryan Doll dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will match wits with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 251). The Belt is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Guttersluts are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will roll against 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 44). Yoohoo might roll a little low and get swept; while Bora Bora ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 31) will battle 2nd-place Split Happens. Tatonka will likely roll decently, yet still manage to just barely miss getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Bowl Movement will chill with 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 200). Bowl Movement is predicted to perform well and win the series; while Yo Mama is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 21-11 | .656 | 20,419 | n/a |
2 | Split Happens | 21-11 | .656 | 16,948 | n/a |
3 | Bowl Movement | 19-13 | .594 | 22,342 | n/a |
4 | Bora Bora | 17-15 | .531 | 18,456 | +2 |
5 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 16-16 | .500 | 19,572 | -1 |
6 | Yo Mama | 14-18 | .438 | 16,846 | -1 |
7 | Tatonka | 10-22 | .313 | 15,884 | n/a |
8 | Guttersluts | 10-22 | .313 | 13,070 | n/a |