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From Everyone Here, to Barely a Soul Left

Posted by ScooterJ April 12, 2016 Spring 2016, Week 11 View Score Sheets

Tonight's bowling session included some pretty aggravating lane malfunctions, two demonic series (666), and the first 200+ game by a member of Split Sisters. It was also the first time, all season, that all 32 of our bowlers were all present at the same time.First up, on lanes 41 & 42: Bowlgasmic had been predicted to take this series and finally put some pressure on the league leaders. But Fallop Ian just does not seem to be stoppable. This week it was John Boren who, with a 629 series, led the Tubes to 3 wins. Meanwhile, it was the usual Kody Karnes who snared one win for Bowlgasmic with his 682 series. Fallop Ian remains in 1st place, while Bowlgasmic remains in 6th.

On lanes 43 & 44: Birthday boy Aaron Barber of Bowies In Space found himself on the winning side of his encounter with a Glory Bowl. With a 600-even series, Bowie got a clean sweep. Andrew Finger also had his way with the Glory Bowl with his 511 series, but it was not enough to penetrate Aaron's defenses and thrust his team to any wins.

On the increasingly malfunctioning lanes 45 & 46: 404: Team Name Not Found had been predicted to get a clean sweep of their own over Split Sisters. But no ScooterMath™ based algorithm could have predicted Michelle Shoemaker rolling a 209 (89 over average) in game 1 -- the first 200+ for the Sisters. Michelle's 479 topped the Sisters and was more than enough to get them one win. Meanwhile Sean Simmons essentially repeated last week and won the trifecta again (as well as 3 games for 404) with his series. Team Name Not Found climbs 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Split Sisters remains in 8th.

Zach Cross nearly got the gutter quote with this bizarre philosophical musing after bowling ended,

It should be noted that having a lane with a broken reset button that also has only one sensor working is not any fun at all. Hopefully they get that fixed before next week!

Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48: Still reeling from last week's (well, Monday night's) surprise losses, Split It & Hit It found themselves struggling against Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Aubrey Moren's 593 series led the Sandbaggers to 3 wins. While Dennis Blake's 548 series topped Split It, it was Mark DeVoe who had enough of the Sandbaggers and rolled a new personal best series (477) to claim a single win at the end of the night. Split It & Hit It remains in 7th place, while Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 2nd.

This week in Tournament of Champions, Michael Gordon won this week's Division 1 bracket to move into 2nd place. Aubrey Moren leapfrogged into the top spot in Division 2. Sean Simmons continues to absolutely destroy Division 3. And in what is definitely not a surprise, Michelle Shoemaker won division 4 this week (though Leslie Patton still has a commanding lead.)This week The 200 Club is brought to you by the letter B, the number 2, and the bowlers Aaron Barber (229,235), Aubrey Moren (213,211), Bob Brunker (233), Carl Goetz (258), Dennis Blake (212), Dennis Laube (229), John Boren (241), Jonathan Vigliaturo (226), Kody Karnes (239,206,237), Michael Gordon (214), Michelle Shoemaker (209), Sean Simmons (207,213), and Seth Gunderson (224,213)See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Sean Simmons
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Sean Simmons
Runner Up:
Michelle Shoemaker

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Sean Simmons
Runner Up:
Aaron Barber

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Then there's cancer survivors..." - Zach

     "...And that's what really irritates me." - Scoot


Zach, then Scoot... who didn't hear the word "survivors" at the end of Zach's statement and so came off sounding like an insensitive ass.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Fallop Ian 31-13 .705 24,867 n/a
2 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 27-17 .614 22,253 n/a
3 Bowies In Space 26-18 .591 23,702 n/a
4 404: Team Name Not Found 23-21 .523 19,464 +1
5 Glory Bowl 22-22 .500 19,209 -1
6 Bowlgasmic 19-25 .432 21,960 n/a
7 Split It & Hit It 17-27 .386 20,067 n/a
8 Split Sisters 11-33 .250 14,717 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 11
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Kody Karnes - 682
Aaron Barber - 660
John Boren - 629
Carl Goetz - 621
Seth Gunderson - 618
Freda Schroeder - 496
Michelle Shoemaker - 479
Angela Bradford - 422
Angie Betts - 368
Michelle Tollefson - 332
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Sean Simmons - 699
Kody Karnes - 682
Dennis Laube - 675
Aaron Barber - 674
Mark DeVoe - 645
Michelle Shoemaker - 671
Freda Schroeder - 635
Angie Betts - 569
Leslie Patton - 551
Michelle Tollefson - 533
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 258
John Boren - 241
Kody Karnes - 239
Aaron Barber - 235
Bob Brunker - 233
Michelle Shoemaker - 209
Freda Schroeder - 191
Angela Bradford - 144
Angie Betts - 133
Amber Waddle - 121
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Dennis Laube - 259
Carl Goetz - 258
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 252
Bob Brunker - 252 (t)
Sean Simmons - 249
Michelle Shoemaker - 273
Freda Schroeder - 237
Leslie Patton - 202
Angie Betts - 200
Michelle Tollefson - 183
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Laube - 67
Mark DeVoe - 61
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 59
Sean Simmons - 58
Bob Brunker - 57
Michelle Shoemaker - 89
Freda Schroeder - 49
Leslie Patton - 27
Angie Betts - 17

One Response to “From Everyone Here, to Barely a Soul Left”

  1. avatar Seth says:

    Uhh, Sean didn’t win the trifecta “again.” ScooterMath (TM) is horrible.

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