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Almost No Change

Posted by ScooterJ March 8, 2016 Spring 2016, Week 6 View Score Sheets

Despite some major upsets across the league, nothing changed in the standings. Well, almost nothing.First up, on lanes 41 & 42: Bowies In Space met with Bowlgasmic. Led by #1 Power ranked Michael Gordon and his 651 series (his new personal best!), and assisted by the glass-shattering distraction skills of Michael Mead, Bowies In Space secured 3 wins against Bowlgasmic. Notice that Aaron Barber continues to not win any special awards since he is still refusing to dress up as David Bowie. Meanwhile, led by Kody Karnes and his 645 series, Bowlgasmic could only secure 1 win. As he was leaving, Kody was heard muttering to himself that he should never have broken up with AJ Hofmann. Bowies In Space remains in 3rd place, while Bowlgasmic drops 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 43 & 44: Split Sisters hoped that if they bowled slowly enough their opponents might die of old age, but Split It & Hit It just barely outlived the length of the series. Which, for Mark DeVoe, was nothing short of miraculous. Led by Amber Waddle and her very erratic 408 series, Split Sisters got swept by Split It & Hit It. Meanwhile, led by Dennis Blake and his 582 series, Split It & Hit It secured a clean sweep. Split Sisters remains in 8th place, while Split It & Hit It moves up 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 45 & 46: In an eerily accurately predicted series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! faced off against 404: Team Name Not Found. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 576 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! managed only 1 win against 404: Team Name Not Found -- mainly because at the last minute 404 decided to wait until the end to get their free drinks. Meanwhile, led by Scott Murdock and his 524 series, 404: Team Name Not Found secured 3 wins. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 2nd place, while 404: Team Name Not Found remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48: Glory Bowl exchanged nervous glances with Fallop Ian but ended up having nothing to worry about. Led by AJ Hofmann and his MVB-earning, head-to-head winning 501 series, Glory Bowl secured 3 wins against Fallop Ian. Meanwhile, led by Carl Goetz and his 613 series, Fallop Ian could only secure 1 win. Glory Bowl remains in 5th place, while Fallop Ian remains in 1st.

This week in Tournament of Champions, while Dennis Blake holds the lead in Division 1, Michael Gordon has moved into second place. Scott Murdock won Division 2 to finally get on the board and join the tie for second place. Nobody won Division 3 or even made it past the second round, so nothing changed. Division 4 saw Leslie Patton win this week's title and moved into second place.Bowlers who passed out drunk at The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (245), Aubrey Moren (201), Carl Goetz (236,237), Dennis Blake (224), John Boren (212), Kody Karnes (215,217,213), Michael Gordon (232,256), and Scott Murdock (203)See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


AJ Hofmann
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Michael Gordon
Runner Up:
AJ Hofmann

  #1 H2H BOWLER


AJ Hofmann
Runner Up:
Michael Gordon

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"There's nothing quite like sticky balls."

Leslie Patton, slinking up behind Scoot as he was getting his cards, leaving him questioning his recent purchase of discount brand medicated powder.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Fallop Ian 16-8 .667 13,412 n/a
2 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 16-8 .667 11,845 n/a
3 Bowies In Space 15-9 .625 13,134 n/a
4 404: Team Name Not Found 13-11 .542 10,243 n/a
5 Glory Bowl 13-11 .542 10,041 n/a
6 Split It & Hit It 10-14 .417 10,883 +1
7 Bowlgasmic 9-15 .375 11,826 -1
8 Split Sisters 4-20 .167 7,839 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 6
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Michael Gordon - 651
Kody Karnes - 645
Carl Goetz - 613
Aaron Barber - 594
Dennis Blake - 582
Angela Bradford - 457
Amber Waddle - 408
Angie Betts - 338
Michelle Shoemaker - 325
Leslie Patton - 219
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Michael Gordon - 696
AJ Hofmann - 678
Kody Karnes - 645
Scott Murdock - 624
Carl Goetz - 617
Amber Waddle - 580
Angela Bradford - 574
Leslie Patton - 538
Angie Betts - 527
Michelle Shoemaker - 519
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Michael Gordon - 256
Aaron Barber - 245
Carl Goetz - 237
Dennis Blake - 224
Kody Karnes - 217
Angela Bradford - 178
Amber Waddle - 170
Michelle Shoemaker - 126
Angie Betts - 123
Leslie Patton - 86
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Michael Gordon - 271
AJ Hofmann - 258
Aaron Barber - 245
Carl Goetz - 238
Scott Murdock - 236
Amber Waddle - 227
Angela Bradford - 217
Leslie Patton - 192
Michelle Shoemaker - 190
Angie Betts - 186
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Michael Gordon - 75
AJ Hofmann - 73
Scott Murdock - 45
Aaron Barber - 41
Carl Goetz - 39
Amber Waddle - 42
Angela Bradford - 27
Leslie Patton - 19
Michelle Shoemaker - 7
Angie Betts - 2


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